Many Bothans Died To Bring You THE STAR WARS THREAD

[Danceria]

Glad everyone likes the new poll. I sure was excited about it, especially searching for the perfect Aayla Secura picture. You frickin' pervs.

I got the idea both from Aayla Secura and from a Star Wars fan I met at Star Tours who had a thing for Duros. Yes, the Grey-looking ones with big heads and eyes.

Also, I considered putting the Chiss up there, but then I realized they're easily the laziest example of an alien species.

They're literally just blue skinned humans with red eyes of evil. Truly, George Lucas at his most creative.

Other races I considered:

Gand. Because bugs are hot. Also, because ovipositors are hot.
Droids. Because they stay on the scene, like a sex machine.
Anything that's multi-sentient. Because instant orgy.
Gamorreans. Because apparently Star Wars fans are really into rape, the uglier the rapist the hotter.
Kaminoan. Again, rape fantasy, except this time it crossed over with laboratory experimentation BDSM.
Gungans. Because some people just have no dignity.
Togrutans. Asoka Tahno spawned a million pedophiles.

And, last but not least, Zeltrons, who are the Chiss except they're pink and large-breasted.

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Okay, you've officially gone too far. I call for a vote of "No Confidence" regarding leadership of this thread.

I agree, without the Chiss, we would not be able to appreciate the magnificence that is Grand Admiral Thrawn.

I'm a bit of both. I take the best of the new stuff, and mix it up with the old.

EU isn't the best shit around, neither is the good stuff. We should compromise where we can, and have Thrawn actually fight the Yuuzhaan Vong. That'd be the shit.

Yuuzhaan Vong !!!!!! The best part about the EU!!!!! But hardly anyone even know about them yet alone wants to see them!!!

IKR?! Kylo Ren will never best Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus!

...I also have a confession to make...

I...

Am a writer and partaker...of fanfiction.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

Okay, you've officially gone too far. I call for a vote of "No Confidence" regarding leadership of this thread.

I agree, without the Chiss, we would not be able to appreciate the magnificence that is Grand Admiral Thrawn.

Yuuzhaan Vong !!!!!! The best part about the EU!!!!! But hardly anyone even know about them yet alone wants to see them!!!

IKR?! Kylo Ren will never best Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus!

...I also have a confession to make...

I...

Am a writer and partaker...of fanfiction.

First things first Jacen solo was amazing!!!!!!

Also Reallly? cool! I know most people cringe at that stuff but ive read some fanfiction that (while the plot holes where almost as big a Disney's) were better than a couple of authors.

[The Rich Port]

I'm sure the Chiss are very important.

But you can't deny they're basically just a palette swap of humans.

Same as the Zeltrons.

[Danceria]

I agree, without the Chiss, we would not be able to appreciate the magnificence that is Grand Admiral Thrawn.

IKR?! Kylo Ren will never best Jacen Solo/Darth Caedus!

...I also have a confession to make...

I...

Am a writer and partaker...of fanfiction.

First things first Jacen solo was amazing!!!!!!

Also Reallly? cool! I know most people cringe at that stuff but ive read some fanfiction that (while the plot holes where almost as big a Disney's) were better than a couple of authors.

Mostly sort of bridging ideas from the Old True Cannon (EU) and that of the Disney version.

Such current projects include: Whatever the fuck happened to the Empire of Zakuul, what exactly is the Unknown Regions (seriously, 5,000 years and nobody's charted a literal third of the galaxy. This triggers my inner Correllian), and basically a parody/plausible version of Episode VIII: Palpatine's Clone Boogaloo. This pretty much means Palpatine cloned everything (namely Grevious, Thrawn, and naturally himself (adding in references to Joruus C'Boath), and the adventures of little known astromech R2-Q5

Perhaps I may share my ideas with this thread to create some sort of RPs. I think my "Empire of Shadows" (the "Whatever happened to all the Sith Ubermensch such as the Empire of Zakuul, Darth Jadus and more"...) could paint a semi grimdark empire where there is only deceit, destruction, darkness, and references.

In fact, I think I might...IF I KNEW HOW TO OP!

[Zanera]

I know so many fans that just don't acknowledge the new stuff. I'm stuck in the middle....do I want to jump on the band wagon or be hard core purest??

I'm a bit of both. I take the best of the new stuff, and mix it up with the old.

EU isn't the best shit around, neither is the good stuff. We should compromise where we can, and have Thrawn actually fight the Yuuzhaan Vong. That'd be the shit.

I read the long-ass Wiki article on the Yuuzhan Vong. Seemed like just a giant mess that could either be more organized or dealt away with completely.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

First things first Jacen solo was amazing!!!!!!

Also Reallly? cool! I know most people cringe at that stuff but ive read some fanfiction that (while the plot holes where almost as big a Disney's) were better than a couple of authors.

Mostly sort of bridging ideas from the Old True Cannon (EU) and that of the Disney version.

Such current projects include: Whatever the fuck happened to the Empire of Zakuul, what exactly is the Unknown Regions (seriously, 5,000 years and nobody's charted a literal third of the galaxy. This triggers my inner Correllian), and basically a parody/plausible version of Episode VIII: Palpatine's Clone Boogaloo. This pretty much means Palpatine cloned everything (namely Grevious, Thrawn, and naturally himself (adding in references to Joruus C'Boath), and the adventures of little known astromech R2-Q5

Perhaps I may share my ideas with this thread to create some sort of RPs. I think my "Empire of Shadows" (the "Whatever happened to all the Sith Ubermensch such as the Empire of Zakuul, Darth Jadus and more"...) could paint a semi grimdark empire where there is only deceit, destruction, darkness, and references.

In fact, I think I might...IF I KNEW HOW TO OP!

In my opinion the not discorvering half the galaxy is mostly because the republic doesn't care for the minorities. It only cared about the core worlds.
Also that sounds like a nice RP.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

I'm a bit of both. I take the best of the new stuff, and mix it up with the old.

EU isn't the best shit around, neither is the good stuff. We should compromise where we can, and have Thrawn actually fight the Yuuzhaan Vong. That'd be the shit.

I read the long-ass Wiki article on the Yuuzhan Vong. Seemed like just a giant mess that could either be more organized or dealt away with completely.

Blasphemy!!! They are more organized than the empire was!!!

[Zeinbrad]

I know so many fans that just don't acknowledge the new stuff. I'm stuck in the middle....do I want to jump on the band wagon or be hard core purest??

I'm a bit of both. I take the best of the new stuff, and mix it up with the old.

EU isn't the best shit around, neither is the good stuff. We should compromise where we can, and have Thrawn actually fight the Yuuzhaan Vong. That'd be the shit.

The Yuuzhaan Vong belong in warhammer 40k, not Star Wars.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

The door is that way my friend.

[Danceria]

Mostly sort of bridging ideas from the Old True Cannon (EU) and that of the Disney version.

Such current projects include: Whatever the fuck happened to the Empire of Zakuul, what exactly is the Unknown Regions (seriously, 5,000 years and nobody's charted a literal third of the galaxy. This triggers my inner Correllian), and basically a parody/plausible version of Episode VIII: Palpatine's Clone Boogaloo. This pretty much means Palpatine cloned everything (namely Grevious, Thrawn, and naturally himself (adding in references to Joruus C'Boath), and the adventures of little known astromech R2-Q5

Perhaps I may share my ideas with this thread to create some sort of RPs. I think my "Empire of Shadows" (the "Whatever happened to all the Sith Ubermensch such as the Empire of Zakuul, Darth Jadus and more"...) could paint a semi grimdark empire where there is only deceit, destruction, darkness, and references.

In fact, I think I might...IF I KNEW HOW TO OP!

In my opinion the not discorvering half the galaxy is mostly because the republic doesn't care for the minorities. It only cared about the core worlds.
Also that sounds like a nice RP.

My idea was that it takes place sometime 1000 BBY (Years before the Battle of Yavin, or Episode IV for you newcomers) with the arrival of the fragmented Army of Light and Brotherhood of Darkness, where they would be greeted with a clusterfuck of polities. The remnants of the Empire of Zakuul, the Order of Revan, Darth Jadus controlling whatever remains of the Sith Empire and whoever else lives there. All the while the Republic is none the wiser of dark threats in the shadows...

The place is the Unknown Regions. Stay true to the cannon, but go (sensibly) wild. And I dub thee buddy and teacher of me how to OP, and I'll make the RP pretty looking.

Who's interested in a world of madness?

[Bralia]

Okay, you've officially gone too far. I call for a vote of "No Confidence" regarding leadership of this thread.

I agree, without the Chiss, we would not be able to appreciate the magnificence that is Grand Admiral Thrawn.

I was actually making a semi-serious post regarding this "rape fantasy" ridiculousness going too far.

That being said, yes, the Chiss are very important, too.

[Zanera]

I read the long-ass Wiki article on the Yuuzhan Vong. Seemed like just a giant mess that could either be more organized or dealt away with completely.

Blasphemy!!! They are more organized than the empire was!!!

The Empire was a neat fit into Star Wars lore. The Yuuzhan Vong looks like an absolute clusterfuck in comparison, judging by all the unnecessary crap in the Wiki.

I'm a bit of both. I take the best of the new stuff, and mix it up with the old.

EU isn't the best shit around, neither is the good stuff. We should compromise where we can, and have Thrawn actually fight the Yuuzhaan Vong. That'd be the shit.

The Yuuzhaan Vong belong in warhammer 40k, not Star Wars.

Warhammer 40K sounds wayyy more appropriate. A bunch of humongous religious knight marines fighting a pain self-inflicting warrior race that only uses living biotech ships fits kinda nicely there.

[Bralia]

Blasphemy!!! They are more organized than the empire was!!!

The Empire was a neat fit into Star Wars lore. The Yuuzhan Vong looks like an absolute clusterfuck in comparison, judging by all the unnecessary crap in the Wiki.

The YV-series spanned the course of over a dozen books. Of course the wiki is going to appear messy, there's a LOT of lore to be found in there.

[Danceria]

I read the long-ass Wiki article on the Yuuzhan Vong. Seemed like just a giant mess that could either be more organized or dealt away with completely.

Blasphemy!!! They are more organized than the empire was!!!

The Vong themselves are quite organized, their wiki page, not so much. As expected by numerous authors and interpretations of their species.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

I just wish that wiki actually had to have correct facts. some of that lore is tainted by STAR TREK fan's.

I was actually making a semi-serious post regarding this "rape fantasy" ridiculousness going too far..

How?

[Outer Sparta]

Needless to say Rogue one .....its not a spoiler if you saw any trailers..........DOESNT HAVE ANY BONTHANS!!!!!!!!!!

That completely ruined that quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weren't Bothans mentioned in Episode 6, which means the 2nd Death Star? I'd like to add Rogue One is the prequel after the prequel. In other words, more like Episode 3.5.

[Zanera]

Needless to say Rogue one .....its not a spoiler if you saw any trailers..........DOESNT HAVE ANY BONTHANS!!!!!!!!!!

That completely ruined that quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weren't Bothans mentioned in Episode 6, which means the 2nd Death Star? I'd like to add Rogue One is the prequel after the prequel. In other words, more like Episode 3.5.

Ehhh, maybe more Episode 3.9. Giving that it connects right up with Episode Four at the end.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

Needless to say Rogue one .....its not a spoiler if you saw any trailers..........DOESNT HAVE ANY BONTHANS!!!!!!!!!!

That completely ruined that quote!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weren't Bothans mentioned in Episode 6, which means the 2nd Death Star? I'd like to add Rogue One is the prequel after the prequel. In other words, more like Episode 3.5.

Your so late for that conversation. We solved it and now I'm serving a whole Christmas vacation watching everything starwars I have to repent of my sins.
(that's including those weird ewok tv series and all the lego cartoons too)

[Outer Sparta]

Weren't Bothans mentioned in Episode 6, which means the 2nd Death Star? I'd like to add Rogue One is the prequel after the prequel. In other words, more like Episode 3.5.

Ehhh, maybe more Episode 3.9. Giving that it connects right up with Episode Four at the end.

I wonder if they'll ever make another Star Wars story between Episode 6 and Episode 7?

[New haven america]

Glad everyone likes the new poll. I sure was excited about it, especially searching for the perfect Aayla Secura picture. You frickin' pervs.

I got the idea both from Aayla Secura and from a Star Wars fan I met at Star Tours who had a thing for Duros. Yes, the Grey-looking ones with big heads and eyes.

Also, I considered putting the Chiss up there, but then I realized they're easily the laziest example of an alien species.

They're literally just blue skinned humans with red eyes of evil. Truly, George Lucas at his most creative.

Other races I considered:

Gand. Because bugs are hot. Also, because ovipositors are hot.
Droids. Because they stay on the scene, like a sex machine.
Anything that's multi-sentient. Because instant orgy.
Gamorreans. Because apparently Star Wars fans are really into rape, the uglier the rapist the hotter.
Kaminoan. Again, rape fantasy, except this time it crossed over with laboratory experimentation BDSM.
Gungans. Because some people just have no dignity.
Togrutans. Asoka Tahno spawned a million pedophiles.

And, last but not least, Zeltrons, who are the Chiss except they're pink and large-breasted.

(Image)

If you think Aayla's sexual, you should look up Darth Talon.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

Glad everyone likes the new poll. I sure was excited about it, especially searching for the perfect Aayla Secura picture. You frickin' pervs.

I got the idea both from Aayla Secura and from a Star Wars fan I met at Star Tours who had a thing for Duros. Yes, the Grey-looking ones with big heads and eyes.

Also, I considered putting the Chiss up there, but then I realized they're easily the laziest example of an alien species.

They're literally just blue skinned humans with red eyes of evil. Truly, George Lucas at his most creative.

Other races I considered:

Gand. Because bugs are hot. Also, because ovipositors are hot.
Droids. Because they stay on the scene, like a sex machine.
Anything that's multi-sentient. Because instant orgy.
Gamorreans. Because apparently Star Wars fans are really into rape, the uglier the rapist the hotter.
Kaminoan. Again, rape fantasy, except this time it crossed over with laboratory experimentation BDSM.
Gungans. Because some people just have no dignity.
Togrutans. Asoka Tahno spawned a million pedophiles.

And, last but not least, Zeltrons, who are the Chiss except they're pink and large-breasted.

(Image)

If you think Aayla's sexual, you should look up Darth Talon.

I just did........am I allowed to date darth mauls distant cousin? Or is that an automatic force choke and thrown to the nearest moon?

[Zanera]

Ehhh, maybe more Episode 3.9. Giving that it connects right up with Episode Four at the end.

I wonder if they'll ever make another Star Wars story between Episode 6 and Episode 7?

I personally don't like the direction they took it in, but that's probably because they didn't set up the overall universe as well as they did in the other movies. I thing that's one thing the first three episodes did good in, and better than 7.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

Weren't Bothans mentioned in Episode 6, which means the 2nd Death Star? I'd like to add Rogue One is the prequel after the prequel. In other words, more like Episode 3.5.

Ehhh, maybe more Episode 3.9. Giving that it connects right up with Episode Four at the end.

Nope it can still be considered 3.5.........it could have been a very long chase scene that lasted years.

[Danceria]

If you think Aayla's sexual, you should look up Darth Talon.

I just did........am I allowed to date darth mauls distant cousin? Or is that an automatic force choke and thrown to the nearest moon?

No, Darth Krayt would-

Wait, he's no longer cannon. Neither is she.

Whoops.

[Zanera]

Ehhh, maybe more Episode 3.9. Giving that it connects right up with Episode Four at the end.

Nope it can still be considered 3.5.........it could have been a very long chase scene that lasted years.

They'd have started starving to death.