Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Auroya]

"When fascism comes to Auroya, it'll come screaming "We are too soft! We are too caring!""

--- Ronald Whitehall, NMP MP and political author

[The Nexus of Man]

"Enlighten me on Senyosu."

"Yew better give me da moni befor i shove mah made-in-china chopstick up yur ass!"

"No, I meant like a dossier-"

"Yew took mah ten dorra? I'ma kill yew wit mah five hundred ivori chawpstik!"

"Barney, I meant an actual report-"

"Report meh wiping mah ass wit yur one dorra!"

"Barney-"

"I has eco farms on mah skyscrapurs!"

"That's some of what I wanted to hear, but-"

"Yew tink I'm japanese. Oh rordy, yew in big trourble now, boi!"

"What-"

"I own ten corporation, and fifteen mansions wit der own pools!"

"JESUS CHRIST, BARNEY, THE DOSSIER!"

"What?"

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- Barney and Commandant Voph Rhazien Graeme

[Allancia]

"When fascism comes to Auroya, it'll come screaming "We are too soft! We are too caring!""

--- Ronald Whitehall, NMP MP and political author

"The National Socialist German Worker's Party says hello."

-Chemico
Interdimensional traveler
While drinking beer with Martin Bormann and Heinrich Himmler

[Greater Mackonia]

"When Fascism comes to Mackonia I'm sure it will be saying 'should'nt we all care for one another as fellow citizens?'."

-The Citizen.

[Senyosu]

"Enlighten me on Senyosu."

"Yew better give me da moni befor i shove mah made-in-china chopstick up yur ass!"

"No, I meant like a dossier-"

"Yew took mah ten dorra? I'ma kill yew wit mah five hundred ivori chawpstik!"

"Barney, I meant an actual report-"

"Report meh wiping mah ass wit yur one dorra!"

"Barney-"

"I has eco farms on mah skyscrapurs!"

"That's some of what I wanted to hear, but-"

"Yew tink I'm japanese. Oh rordy, yew in big trourble now, boi!"

"What-"

"I own ten corporation, and fifteen mansions wit der own pools!"

"JESUS CHRIST, BARNEY, THE DOSSIER!"

"What?"

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- Barney and Commandant Voph Rhazien Graeme

This is actually quite accurate. But ahem/ you are now a nerd for posting this. Now shoo.

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omg im dying

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Senyosu, the epitome of Eastern and Western hypocrisy, and the bastion of utilitarian escapism!

-A meme on SenyoJeshin, a local social media website-

OOC: #Can'teven

OOC: #Why

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There should be a limit on how sweet a tea can be. Indonesia, Thailand, Morocco, Southern US... I'm looking at you. Like, for crying out loud, is it absolutely necessary to put more then three tablespoons of sugar into your tea? For the love of orthodoxy...

-Hyatōri Misamunē

[The Nexus of Man]

"Enlighten me on Senyosu."

"Yew better give me da moni befor i shove mah made-in-china chopstick up yur ass!"

"No, I meant like a dossier-"

"Yew took mah ten dorra? I'ma kill yew wit mah five hundred ivori chawpstik!"

"Barney, I meant an actual report-"

"Report meh wiping mah ass wit yur one dorra!"

"Barney-"

"I has eco farms on mah skyscrapurs!"

"That's some of what I wanted to hear, but-"

"Yew tink I'm japanese. Oh rordy, yew in big trourble now, boi!"

"What-"

"I own ten corporation, and fifteen mansions wit der own pools!"

"JESUS CHRIST, BARNEY, THE DOSSIER!"

"What?"

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- Barney and Commandant Voph Rhazien Graeme

This is actually quite accurate. But ahem/ you are now a nerd for posting this. Now shoo.

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OOC: #Can'teven

OOC: #Why

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There should be a limit on how sweet a tea can be. Indonesia, Thailand, Morocco, Southern US... I'm looking at you. Like, for crying out loud, is it absolutely necessary to put more then three tablespoons of sugar into your tea? For the love of orthodoxy...

-Hyatōri Misamunē

k m8

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"I hope you don't start generalizing now.

Any reports on Phisych Univ-"

"Smoke weed erryday by learning herbology!"

"NO BARNEY, DON'T START NOW-"

"Gotta go to mah sociology class, or else the police will beat me to death!"

"BARNEY-"

"We engineer toxic cheeseburgers for fun! And feed them to people!"

"GODDAMN IT BARNEY-"

"WE EXPORT CHEESE FROM OUR UNDERGRADUATE SLAVES!"

"Wait, WHAT-"

"BOOKS AND PIZZA! BOOKS AND PIZZA! BOOKS AND PIZZA!"

"SHUT THE F-"

"BASKETS AND CHEESE! GENIOCRACY AND INTELLECTUALISM! HELL AND PARADISE! HAIL CTHULHU!"

"I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH A PLASTIC SPORK-"

"I'M ON AN OCEAN, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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- Barney and Commandant Voph Rhazien Graeme on another fiasco, and start to switch places from temporary insanity

[Auzkhia]

"Fascism came and saw, but did not conquer."
-Lord Blue Thunder

There should be a limit on how sweet a tea can be. Indonesia, Thailand, Morocco, Southern US... I'm looking at you. Like, for crying out loud, is it absolutely necessary to put more then three tablespoons of sugar into your tea? For the love of orthodoxy...

-Hyatōri Misamunē

"Disregard Tea, Acquire Beer. That is the Bavarian way. Be sure to have Brez'n and Weißwurst with your beer."
-Prince Regal Stallion

[Senyosu]

There should be a limit on how sweet a tea can be. Indonesia, Thailand, Morocco, Southern US... I'm looking at you. Like, for crying out loud, is it absolutely necessary to put more then three tablespoons of sugar into your tea? For the love of orthodoxy...

-Hyatōri Misamunē

"Disregard Tea, Acquire Beer. That is the Bavarian way. Be sure to have Brez'n and Weißwurst with your beer."
-Prince Regal Stallion

Beer is too weak for my like. Disregard Beer, Acquire Arak.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

[The Grand World Order]

"Until Valhalla." -Common Orderian military saying towards the fellow dead and dying

[The Nexus of Man]

"Disregard Tea, Acquire Beer. That is the Bavarian way. Be sure to have Brez'n and Weißwurst with your beer."
-Prince Regal Stallion

Beer is too weak for my like. Disregard Beer, Acquire Arak.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

"COCAINE MIXED WITH PEPSI IS GREATNESS!"

- ✯◡✯High Barney✯◡✯

[Auroya]

"COCAINE MIXED WITH PEPSI IS GREATNESS!"

- ✯◡✯High Barney✯◡✯

"Is that really the strongest thing you have over there?"

--- Ronald Whitehall, MNP MP

[Greater Mackonia]

"Ahh Tseiron...do you remember when you made me do that."

"I'm not Tseiron I'm Sikasith, yes."

"Write thinly veiled compliments to everyone in the disguise of insulting summaries near the end of the thread?"

"Ahhh yes."

"Hmph, Sikasith there is nothing people like more than recognition, there is no such thing as bad publicity."

"I'm not Sikasith I'm Mythurin."

"I'm not Maglos I'm Thalso."

-Inscription on a cave wall, Cyrmalthos 2451.

[Bojikami]

"Disregard Tea, Acquire Beer. That is the Bavarian way. Be sure to have Brez'n and Weißwurst with your beer."
-Prince Regal Stallion

Beer is too weak for my like. Disregard Beer, Acquire Arak.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

"I prefer absinthe myself."
-Demitri Kasparov

[Allancia]

"Disregard Tea, Acquire Beer. That is the Bavarian way. Be sure to have Brez'n and Weißwurst with your beer."
-Prince Regal Stallion

Beer is too weak for my like. Disregard Beer, Acquire Arak.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

"Arak is too weak for my tastes. Disregard Arak, acquire Schnapps.
Neumond, you're too old to drink alcohol.
Fuck you, I'm strong, independant dictator."

-Neumond Wernicke and DMIOE
Reichskaiser, Reichskanzler
In Wernicke's house

[The Nexus of Man]

"COCAINE MIXED WITH PEPSI IS GREATNESS!"

- ✯◡✯High Barney✯◡✯

"Is that really the strongest thing you have over there?"

--- Ronald Whitehall, MNP MP

"No, we have a drug called Skelepcin, which permanently locks someone in an LSD-esque coma for the rest of their lives.

I'm not interested in your wimpy 'krokodil' or 'hyperweed'."

- Sober Barney

[Estainia]

"Fascism came to the Empire. Cornelius beat it to death. For which I am thankful." - Tsar Alexander Yordanov

[The Grand World Order]

"So you ever... kill anyone?"
"Really dude, you had to go there? Like, does your wife here like anal sex? Cause that's about as appropriate as that question. Look, you're going to get one of three answers. The first is, no, I didn't kill anyone, and you're going to put me in a position where I feel worse about myself because I didn't. The second is, yes, I did kill people, and I'm dealing with those demons, and I really don't want to talk about it, least of all with you, who has no idea what I could've went through. Or, three, and this is what would freak you out the most anyways, I'm going to say, 'yeah man, I killed 83 of those sons of bitches, but I never got that knife kill!' I'm either a monster because I killed someone, or a coward because I didn't. So, you know, could you fucking not ask that? Like, ever." -Mason Hubert, retired Marine Sergeant, high school teacher, during a meeting with a student's parents

[Senyosu]

We never got touched by Fascism, and I don't see it happening in the future either.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

[Bojikami]

"The darkness of Fascism has once risen over these lands, thankfully it was mutilated and stuffed into an iron coffin about a hundred years ago and shows no sign of return."
-Antoni Belinsky

[Allancia]

We never got touched by Fascism, and I don't see it happening in the future either.

-Hyatōri Misamunē-

OOC: Touched by Fascism hmm? I wonder what Hetalia would have to say about that.

"Your incompetence disturbs me. Either become not stupid, or get the hell out."

-Edmund Rosencrantz
Newspaper editor
Talking to a printer who had spilled ink all over the printer room's floor. The guy got fired.

[Senyosu]

OOC: Touched by Fascism hmm? I wonder what Hetalia would have to say about that.

OOC: god is testing me, must not punch and strangle allancia must not punch and strangle allancia must not punch and strangle allancia must not punch and strangle allancia

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We only have Freud to blame for such madness around innuendos.

-H-

[Las Palmeras]

"Freud. No. 'Totem and Taboo' is wrong, totally wrong. That man is just projecting his personal life again. Totemic imagery has nothing to do with incest. It's an organizer, a concrete way of defining social functions using nature as a reference."
-The office Lady

[Allancia]

"I do not weep for the dead who were killed by these Allancians. I weep for those yet to be born under their rule."

-Unknown barbarian soldier
In the aftermath of the battle of Ganz, which was an engagement between the Allancians and barbarians that ended with the barbarian capitol city being captured and burned down.

[Phisych University]

"I hope you don't start generalizing now.

Any reports on Phisych Univ-"

"Smoke weed erryday by learning herbology!"

"NO BARNEY, DON'T START NOW-"

"Gotta go to mah sociology class, or else the police will beat me to death!"

"BARNEY-"

"We engineer toxic cheeseburgers for fun! And feed them to people!"

"GODDAMN IT BARNEY-"

"WE EXPORT CHEESE FROM OUR UNDERGRADUATE SLAVES!"

"Wait, WHAT-"

"BOOKS AND PIZZA! BOOKS AND PIZZA! BOOKS AND PIZZA!"

"SHUT THE F-"

"BASKETS AND CHEESE! GENIOCRACY AND INTELLECTUALISM! HELL AND PARADISE! HAIL CTHULHU!"

"I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH A PLASTIC SPORK-"

"I'M ON AN OCEAN, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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- Barney and Commandant Voph Rhazien Graeme on another fiasco, and start to switch places from temporary insanity

... This is a more accurate summation of Phisych University than one might think...

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"Fascism, like all ideologies, cares not what vehicle delivers it. Only that it is delivered unto the unenlightened masses and crashed upon the heads of those that deluded them otherwise."

"Still nostalgic from your years in the early nineteen hundreds?"

"Shut up, Charles, I'm merely stating reality. Like I said, this applies to all ideologies. The Communist, Fascist and Capitalist will proliferate their ways of life by any and all means they seem necessary. In the dirty world of politics, all means are always necessary."

- Nicholas Phisych, Founder of Phisych University, and Charles, A.I. Assistant.

[Ralkovian Grand Island]

"You think the days of Kings are numbered? Men are naturally cowards, living only to extend their lives. They treat each second as worth living and that is their undoing. It allows them to be corralled into prison camps and extermination centers and the greater percentage will obey right until the very end. When a few men with guns can control a thousand prisoners, lead them right up to the pit, and shoot each of them dead, each group lining up and being killed, knowing full well that they are about to die, and not even raise a single hand, you are left with the idea that what we value more than anything else are those extra seconds of life no matter the condition. This is control. It is the tool that a King uses well.

So my Empire will last as long as these conditions remain. As long as the most imminent death is caused by resistance."

-Lord Emperor Joshua Raskov II