Monarchy to be Abolished: His Majesty
Peta Hoschke
THE LONDON MORNING HERALD
February 28, 2014
HIS MAJESTY The King, Henry, has today proclaimed that the Monarchy Era in Great Britain will come to an end, decreeing that the Royal Household be abolished, allowing the populace to hold power in Britain and Northern Eire.
The incumbent Royal House of Wesley and its constituent Parliament (half composed of clerics, with the remaining seats elected by the people) seized power in December 2012 following growing discontent with the former Windsor constitutional monarchy over moves to limit democracy in Great Britain. The Church of England and Methodist Church of Great Britain merged to form the Anglo-Methodist Communion of Britain and Northern Eire, and spoke out vehemently against power abuses by Elizabeth Windsor, the former Queen of 17 countries, including Great Britain.
A separatist movement emerged, supported by many parliamentarians, with rioting breaking out in major centres. A relatively bloodless coup d'etat ensued, the Windsor family deposed, and House of Wesley installed as reigning house; quoted with the aim of standing for nothing but democracy. Anglo- Methodism was designated the state religion. The State Religion is Britain and Northern Eire's budget priority, receiving 27% of allotted budget moneys; and thus is the primary provider of government supported social welfare, aged care, spiritual/faith based programs, and public religious schooling.
The incumbent Government has, since its inception, amassed great support in the nation, with an approval rating (based on independently conducted polls) of 93.85%.
However, The Wesleys have decided that as the populace led to the reformation of Great Britain and removal of the elitist Windsors, the populace should hold power.
HM The King- a fervent Democratic Socialist- has stated in a press conference this morning that "Britons are the lifeblood of Britain and Northern Eire, and thus ought to be the primary leaders of this great nation. All power to the people! Its time to end monarchy and return full power to the ones that deserve it, you."
This statement, met with cheers by many gathered, paves the way for full a full direct democratic socialist government, a move welcomed by many as ushering in a new democratic age; but the decision has disputed by some of the fiercest monarchial supporters.
The Monarchial Abolition is expected to take up to five days to come into effect (due to talks within Royal and Government circles), with complete transition to people's democracy expected by the close of 2014.
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