FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. TNP EXCLUSIVE!
There’s always some excitement and buzz going around when the leaders in feeder regions change, sometimes a little too much. The North Pacific recently held a general election to elect a new delegate, vice-delegate and speaker. Since the Speaker is not featured too prominently in the region itself, the delegate and vice-delegate should hold the most interest to everyone since they would presumably have the greatest power in the region. Most people care more about the delegate since he has the ACTUAL power to kick people out and shape the region. The vice-delegate is hence, to many, pretty much an annoying sidekick.
During the aforementioned elections, a new vice-delegate was elected to serve the nations of the North Pacific. He slipped into his position rather quietly, with only a change in the WFE signifying that he was here. He has since settled into his position rather nicely, even earning a little poll about him. However, this reporter holds the belief that nations should always know more about their regional leaders. Hence, I have taken the time to sit down and interview the new vice-delegate of TNP, Democatic Donkeys. Here is how it went.
Me(NC): Hello Democatic Donkeys! Thank you for agreeing to be interviewed by me.
Democatic Donkeys(DD): You’re very much welcome. I don’t have much to do anyway.
NC: How can that be?! You’re a vice-delegate of the North Pacific!
DD: Nah, being the vice-delegate there just means doing whatever sh** McM tells you to do…but he seems to be handling the things fine himself…
NC: Okay…well perhaps let’s start with this – why did you decide to run for the position of vice-delegate?
DD: I have no comment on that.
NC: Sorry?
DD: Oh sorry, I took out the wrong card from my “Packet of Stock Comments”. My mum prepared it you see.
NC: Okay…
DD: Ah here it is…wait hang on…I can’t make out the words from all the grease on the paper….to…to serve the nations of the North Pacific!
NC: A noble cause indeed. Why did you want to run for vice-delegate and not delegate?
DD: Because I wanted to see Mcm fail…and then I’ll take over!
NC: Really?
DD: Nah, that’d take too much effort.
NC: Mind if I ask why there’s an ‘r’ missing from your name?
DD: The Black Riders took it.
NC: Sorry?
DD: They took it. The Black Riders you see…they took the r and put it in their name.
NC: Okay, let me just take a look at the IRC we’ve set up. We allow viewers to share their views as the interview progresses you see. Ah, I see person called “Milograd”. He has said that, “Resign now DD, you’re incompetent!”…what do you have to say to that?
DD: I’ll tell that Milograd to go away. He should be impeached for his actions in TSP. And now he’s telling me to go off?
NC: Ok…now, you’re the vice-delegate. In the event that something should happen to McM, you would take over. Are you ready for that responsibility?
DD: I wish for that to happen every single day.
NC: Right…do you have any words to aspiring vice-delegates?
DD: No.
NC: Really?
DD: Yes. I’m not sharing how I got elected.
NC: Well how did you get elected?
DD: It was easy, I simply gave the Election Commission a little money…
NC: That’s bribery!
DD: Well, if you don’t say a word, no one will know…(slips a 5 dollar bill across)
NC: You do realise that this interview will be shown to the world right?
DD: DAMMIT!
This is New Charlzilla reporting for The North Pacific
OOC: This is totally fake and simulated. Hope you've enjoyed it.
