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The International Slave Market of Valdra (MT)

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The Scandinvans
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Postby The Scandinvans » Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:41 pm

Yethtu wrote:As Yethtu is just begining the practive of "slavery" and you seem to be the only market offering the types we need, Yethtu would like to make a purchase.

We require 10 of these

Sex Slaves/Female
Young Adult (15-18): $65,000
Amerindian: +$10,000
Attractive: +$15,000
Petite: +$11,000
Fertile: +$15,000
Black Eyes: $0

This equates to 116,000 a slave or 1,160,000 total. However, funding only alots us 1 million for purchase at this market. Is it possable to get a discount in any way? Or can we work out a trade (we have almost no slaves as of now, so don't even ask)
Your order is hereby approved and the slaves are on their way.
We are the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans. Surrender or be destroyed. Your civilization has ended, your time is over. Your people will be assimilated into our Empire. Your technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Your culture shall be supplanted by our own. And your lands will be made into our lands.

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Postby Yethtu » Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:42 pm

The Scandinvans wrote:
Yethtu wrote:As Yethtu is just begining the practive of "slavery" and you seem to be the only market offering the types we need, Yethtu would like to make a purchase.

We require 10 of these

Sex Slaves/Female
Young Adult (15-18): $65,000
Amerindian: +$10,000
Attractive: +$15,000
Petite: +$11,000
Fertile: +$15,000
Black Eyes: $0

This equates to 116,000 a slave or 1,160,000 total. However, funding only alots us 1 million for purchase at this market. Is it possable to get a discount in any way? Or can we work out a trade (we have almost no slaves as of now, so don't even ask)
Your order is hereby approved and the slaves are on their way.


I don't think I quite understand. Are you giving my nation a discount, becuse we do not have the funds to pay the required total, as I have stated
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Postby The Scandinvans » Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:45 pm

Yethtu wrote:
The Scandinvans wrote:
Yethtu wrote:As Yethtu is just begining the practive of "slavery" and you seem to be the only market offering the types we need, Yethtu would like to make a purchase.

We require 10 of these

Sex Slaves/Female
Young Adult (15-18): $65,000
Amerindian: +$10,000
Attractive: +$15,000
Petite: +$11,000
Fertile: +$15,000
Black Eyes: $0

This equates to 116,000 a slave or 1,160,000 total. However, funding only alots us 1 million for purchase at this market. Is it possable to get a discount in any way? Or can we work out a trade (we have almost no slaves as of now, so don't even ask)
Your order is hereby approved and the slaves are on their way.


I don't think I quite understand. Are you giving my nation a discount, becuse we do not have the funds to pay the required total, as I have stated
OOC: It is more of an attempt but by the company to give you a supplying of the merchandise.
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Postby Amazonian Beasts » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:30 am

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Republic Section 13

Hello, International Slave Market.

We look for genetic perfection in designing our people - those who should go out into the world and do our will for the flag of the Republic. But without the right involuntary specimens, without the correct males and females to maintain production, or further biological research, Section 13 of the Republic Military Operations Wing would have to turn to more...domestic sources. It is with pleasure that we find this market to deliver our needs for prices that can not be beat for such quality products of such selection.

It is with that that we present our order listing.

We have a considerably lower need for males than females, but a need nonetheless. Hence, our male order sheet:

For 1,000 individuals, we require the following specifications:

Prime Adult (19-27): $15,000
European: +$1500
Healthy: +$2000
Strong: $4500

The total for that order comes to $23,000 per specimen, for a grand total of $23,000,000.

Females serve a far greater role in what we aim to accomplish both as a military and scientific wing, and hence, the need is considerably greater.

For 9,500 units, we of Section 13 require the following specifications, on females designated as "base" specimens:

Adolescent (10-14): $7000 (2,000 of the total units)
Young Adult (15-18): $11,000 (5,500 of the total units)
Prime Adult (19-27): $12,500 (2,000 of the total units)

European: +$2000
Healthy: +$2200
Attractive: +$5000
Fertile: +$6000

The total for this order comes to a grand sum of $243,900,000.

As a final third of the order, Section 13 requires some of the batch referred to as "sexual" specimens. Though we do not aim to utilize them for purely sexual means, they will be utilized for...something close. Hence, having units primed for this purpose greatly fills a need.

We require 10,000 units to meet the following specifications:

Young Adult (15-18): $65,000 (7,000 of the total units)
Prime Adult (19-25): $62,000 (3,000 of the total units)

European: +$20,000
Attractive: +$15000
Fertile: +$15,000
Healthy: +$10,000

And as the Republic prefers hair and eye color suited to Republic norms...

Brown Straight: +$5,000
Blue: +$6000

With a total sum of $1,378,000,000 for the final batch of specimens.

The grand total for this order comes to an ultimate amount of $1,644,900,000, which shall be wired to the market accounts from secure Section 13 locales immediately upon confirmation of this order.

We thank you for your fine wares.

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Postby The Scandinvans » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:30 pm

Dear Valued Client,

We shall be pleased to fulfill your order(s) and also in keeping any information regarding our transactions with you strictly anonymous.

As well, we shall wish to inform you that. if you would prefer, you may pick the purchased chattel in any manner you see fit or have them delivered to any location

We look forward to our future business with you.

Signed,
Office of Slave Sales,
Chief Executor of Sales,
Lord Frederick Hailod
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Postby The Horned Rat » Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:40 am

To: The International Slave Market of Valdra
From: The Ministry of Human-Social Action
Our Empire has always had an interest on the slave-trade, but out focus has been on internal affairs for quite some time. The joy the Council expressed upon discovering the international community was finally taking to a proper trade was quite heart touching. No offense meant, but we require large quotas of slaves we eagerly hope you can meet. Enclosed within are our first orders.

Adolescent Males, European Stock, Hair/Eye/Skills - N/A
Cost per slave: Ten-Thousand and Five Hundred USD
Quantity needed: Two-Thousand and One-Hundred Ninety-Seven
Cost of Order: Twenty-Three Million, Sixty-Eight Thousand and Five Hundred USD

That order of adolescent we would like to have contracted to occur yearly with the shipment arriving one the Nineteenth of March. When or how they're shipped and when they arrive isn't of great concern beyond they arrive here a week before March Twenty-Sixth.

Young Adult Females, European Stock, Fertile, Healthy, Hair/Eye - N/A
Cost per slave: Twenty-One Thousand and Two-Hundred
Quantity needed: Five Hundred Thousand
Cost of Order: Ten Billion, Six-Hundred Million USD

That order we would like to occur every six month, but the prior order takes precedence over everything else.

We look forward to further exchanges later on.
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Postby Krukan » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:28 pm

To The Slave Market of Valrda,

To help stimulate the work force and in turn the economy, we will be placing a large order for slaves so please inform us as to the amount of time the transportation of these slaves will take.

Order:
25,000 Base Male slaves that are; Adolescent,(9,000) Nordic,(+2,500) Healthy,(+2,000) Literate(+4,000). (17,500 per.)
&
25,000 Base Female slaves that are; Adolescent, Nordic, Healthy, Literate. (18,000 per.)

This comes to a total of $887,500,000 NSD.

Thank you ahead,
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Krukan
Minister of Trade & Commerce, Krukan
Czar of Krukan L. Kardenia,

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Postby The Scandinvans » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:54 pm

The Horned Rat wrote:
To: The International Slave Market of Valdra
From: The Ministry of Human-Social Action
Our Empire has always had an interest on the slave-trade, but out focus has been on internal affairs for quite some time. The joy the Council expressed upon discovering the international community was finally taking to a proper trade was quite heart touching. No offense meant, but we require large quotas of slaves we eagerly hope you can meet. Enclosed within are our first orders.

Adolescent Males, European Stock, Hair/Eye/Skills - N/A
Cost per slave: Ten-Thousand and Five Hundred USD
Quantity needed: Two-Thousand and One-Hundred Ninety-Seven
Cost of Order: Twenty-Three Million, Sixty-Eight Thousand and Five Hundred USD

That order of adolescent we would like to have contracted to occur yearly with the shipment arriving one the Nineteenth of March. When or how they're shipped and when they arrive isn't of great concern beyond they arrive here a week before March Twenty-Sixth.

Young Adult Females, European Stock, Fertile, Healthy, Hair/Eye - N/A
Cost per slave: Twenty-One Thousand and Two-Hundred
Quantity needed: Five Hundred Thousand
Cost of Order: Ten Billion, Six-Hundred Million USD

That order we would like to occur every six month, but the prior order takes precedence over everything else.

We look forward to further exchanges later on.
Your order is hereby approved and is currently being shipped.
We are the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans. Surrender or be destroyed. Your civilization has ended, your time is over. Your people will be assimilated into our Empire. Your technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Your culture shall be supplanted by our own. And your lands will be made into our lands.

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Postby The Scandinvans » Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:55 pm

Krukan wrote:To The Slave Market of Valrda,

To help stimulate the work force and in turn the economy, we will be placing a large order for slaves so please inform us as to the amount of time the transportation of these slaves will take.

Order:
25,000 Base Male slaves that are; Adolescent,(9,000) Nordic,(+2,500) Healthy,(+2,000) Literate(+4,000). (17,500 per.)
&
25,000 Base Female slaves that are; Adolescent, Nordic, Healthy, Literate. (18,000 per.)

This comes to a total of $887,500,000 NSD.

Thank you ahead,
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Krukan
Minister of Trade & Commerce, Krukan
Czar of Krukan L. Kardenia,

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Your order is hereby approved your Highness.

Signed,
Office of Slave Sales,
Chief Executor of Sales,
Lord Frederick Hailod
We are the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans. Surrender or be destroyed. Your civilization has ended, your time is over. Your people will be assimilated into our Empire. Your technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Your culture shall be supplanted by our own. And your lands will be made into our lands.

"For five thousand years has our Empire endured. In war and peace we have thrived. Against overwhelming odds we evolved. No matter what we face we have always survived and grown. We shall always be triumphant." -Emperor Godfrey II

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Postby Yethtu » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:16 pm

Yethtu would like to express great joy with their order, and recommend the purchase of Slaves from Scandinavia. Additonal funding has been obtained, and wired to your headquarters to balance out our cost.
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Postby The Scandinvans » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:50 pm

Yethtu wrote:Yethtu would like to express great joy with their order, and recommend the purchase of Slaves from Scandinavia. Additonal funding has been obtained, and wired to your headquarters to balance out our cost.
Thank you and note that a 100,000 dollar credit has been added to your account.
Last edited by The Scandinvans on Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Socialist Punks » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:24 pm

We wish to sell 1,136 various slaves, acquired from our colonies. We have been accumulating many slaves, and would like to begin selling off excess to this company. The stock are of Celtic descent, and are as follows:
324 male prime adult, strong and healthy- 7,549,200
433 male Adolescent, strong and healthy- 7,490,900
32 male middle-aged, masonry skills, healthy- 729,600
83 female adolescent, healthy- 921,300
132 female young adult, healthy, strong- 2,191,200
34 female, young adult, healthy, attractive, fertile- 887,400
43 female, adult, literate, typing skills- 941,700
55 female, elder, agriculturally apt, typing skills, literate- 984,500
Subtotal (before 3/5 actual price): 21,695,800

3/5 fraction(actual price) total: 13,017,480

If possible, we would like to be able to sell similar amounts of slaves to you at a fixed rate and price anually, as this seems to be an effective way to drain the excess we possess, and fund our further expansion.

The Sincerest Regards,
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Postby The Scandinvans » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:04 pm

Socialist Punks wrote:We wish to sell 1,136 various slaves, acquired from our colonies. We have been accumulating many slaves, and would like to begin selling off excess to this company. The stock are of Celtic descent, and are as follows:
324 male prime adult, strong and healthy- 7,549,200
433 male Adolescent, strong and healthy- 7,490,900
32 male middle-aged, masonry skills, healthy- 729,600
83 female adolescent, healthy- 921,300
132 female young adult, healthy, strong- 2,191,200
34 female, young adult, healthy, attractive, fertile- 887,400
43 female, adult, literate, typing skills- 941,700
55 female, elder, agriculturally apt, typing skills, literate- 984,500
Subtotal (before 3/5 actual price): 21,695,800

3/5 fraction(actual price) total: 13,017,480

If possible, we would like to be able to sell similar amounts of slaves to you at a fixed rate and price anually, as this seems to be an effective way to drain the excess we possess, and fund our further expansion.

The Sincerest Regards,
"Human Resources" and Expansion department, Socialist Punks
We shall be more then happy to purchase the slaves at the given price and enter into a long term deal with your nation for the importation of slaves into the Scandinvan Empire.

Signed,
Office of Slave Sales,
Chief Executor of Sales,
Lord Frederick Hailod
We are the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans. Surrender or be destroyed. Your civilization has ended, your time is over. Your people will be assimilated into our Empire. Your technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Your culture shall be supplanted by our own. And your lands will be made into our lands.

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Postby The Scandinvans » Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:20 pm

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Postby Phonencia » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:18 pm

To: Valdra
From: Phonencia

Attention Valdra.
The Empire of Phonencia finds it inhumane that you are selling slaves
amd we find it Dispicable that you are selling sex slaves aging from 11 to 15 and do hereby demand that you cease and decist immediately or face the wrath of Phonencia and several other World Assembly members. may the emperor have mercy on your souls.
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Postby Diatraba » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:24 pm

Phonencia wrote:To: Valdra
From: Phonencia

Attention Valdra.
The Empire of Phonencia finds it inhumane that you are selling slaves
amd we find it Dispicable that you are selling sex slaves aging from 11 to 15 and do hereby demand that you cease and decist immediately or face the wrath of Phonencia and several other World Assembly members. may the emperor have mercy on your souls.


Dear sir;

If you declare war on the state of Scandinavians, we will join the fight - on the side of the slave traders
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Postby Phonencia » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:30 pm

Thank you for being so polite lets try to keep it that way.
that course of action is inadvisable as the majority of the World Assembly would agree with me, also, i have made quite a few friends with very powerful militaries. also, i'm sure my region consisting of over 900 nations would back me up as well.
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Postby Cbngggfv » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:30 pm

I want 5 million young adluts
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Postby Diatraba » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:40 pm

Cbngggfv wrote:I want 5 million young adluts


I'll do that deal for you - if you want - go to the "global economics and trade" forum, then search for "slave market of Diatraba" - our wares are very cheap!
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Postby Phonencia » Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:08 pm

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We are declaring war on scandinvan and all others who stand in our way.
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Postby Lovable Weirdos » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:21 am

We found these two women planning a resistance against the pro-slavery stance of Lovable Weirdos. In return, we are selling them to you as sex slaves. Here are their specifics:

Alusha
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Petite
Straight blonde hair
Light green eyes

Tiarnana
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Fertile
Voluptuous
Straight dirty blonde hair
Black eyes
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Postby The Scandinvans » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:46 am

Cbngggfv wrote:I want 5 million young adluts
OOC: Implausible order.
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Postby The Scandinvans » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:46 am

Lovable Weirdos wrote:We found these two women planning a resistance against the pro-slavery stance of Lovable Weirdos. In return, we are selling them to you as sex slaves. Here are their specifics:

Alusha
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Petite
Straight blonde hair
Light green eyes

Tiarnana
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Fertile
Voluptuous
Straight dirty blonde hair
Black eyes
Would 170,000 dollars total be sufficient?
We are the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans. Surrender or be destroyed. Your civilization has ended, your time is over. Your people will be assimilated into our Empire. Your technological distinctiveness shall be added to our own. Your culture shall be supplanted by our own. And your lands will be made into our lands.

"For five thousand years has our Empire endured. In war and peace we have thrived. Against overwhelming odds we evolved. No matter what we face we have always survived and grown. We shall always be triumphant." -Emperor Godfrey II

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Postby Lovable Weirdos » Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:56 pm

The Scandinvans wrote:
Lovable Weirdos wrote:We found these two women planning a resistance against the pro-slavery stance of Lovable Weirdos. In return, we are selling them to you as sex slaves. Here are their specifics:

Alusha
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Petite
Straight blonde hair
Light green eyes

Tiarnana
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Fertile
Voluptuous
Straight dirty blonde hair
Black eyes
Would 170,000 dollars total be sufficient?


Yes, that would be sufficent.
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Postby Redemption States » Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:46 pm

Lovable Weirdos wrote:
The Scandinvans wrote:
Lovable Weirdos wrote:We found these two women planning a resistance against the pro-slavery stance of Lovable Weirdos. In return, we are selling them to you as sex slaves. Here are their specifics:

Alusha
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Petite
Straight blonde hair
Light green eyes

Tiarnana
Young adult
Nordic
Attractive
Healthy
Fertile
Voluptuous
Straight dirty blonde hair
Black eyes
Would 170,000 dollars total be sufficient?


Yes, that would be sufficent.


Arnold Long offered 500,000 to repurchase them.

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