Man sells part of anatomy for a car

[Dracoria]

Grant got a damned nice house after he died. They just call them mausoleums at that point.

Only wealthy narcissists care about a fancy mausoleum to house their corpse.

I hope you're not implying anything about the Grant. Not that he requested the memorial in the first place, having been writing his memoirs in his final days.

[Purpelia]

Grant got a damned nice house after he died. They just call them mausoleums at that point.

Only wealthy narcissists care about a fancy mausoleum to house their corpse.

You don't have to be wealthy to want one, just to get one.
I want a pyramid...

[Luveria]

Only wealthy narcissists care about a fancy mausoleum to house their corpse.

You don't have to be wealthy to want one, just to get one.
I want a pyramid...

I want a Gothic Cathedral.

Only wealthy narcissists care about a fancy mausoleum to house their corpse.

I hope you're not implying anything about the Grant. Not that he requested the memorial in the first place, having been writing his memoirs in his final days.

I most certainly am not implying anything about the Grant.

[Dracoria]

You don't have to be wealthy to want one, just to get one.
I want a pyramid...

I want a Gothic Cathedral.

I want an enormous equestrian statue of myself. But not the standard type, I want to be carrying the horse on my shoulders, to confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

[Luveria]

I want a Gothic Cathedral.

I want an enormous equestrian statue of myself. But not the standard type, I want to be carrying the horse on my shoulders, to confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

I'm already confused.

[Dracoria]

I want an enormous equestrian statue of myself. But not the standard type, I want to be carrying the horse on my shoulders, to confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

I'm already confused.

Quick. Get a degree in archaeology, I'll wait. It'll be worth it to complete my goal while still alive.

[Luveria]

I'm already confused.

Quick. Get a degree in archaeology, I'll wait. It'll be worth it to complete my goal while still alive.

What is the symbolism of a man carrying a horse on his shoulders...?

[Purpelia]

Indeed. That is a good idea. Let's build a giant gothic pyramid decorated with social realistic drawings but all done in a Goyesque baroque dark color and theme. Embellish it with gothic ornamentation and statues of men carrying horses. All this done entirely in cubism. Like a giant rendition of the Guernica in 3D expanding and dominating the landscape. Scarring little children and blotting out the sun at certain times of day.

[Luveria]

Indeed. That is a good idea. Let's build a giant gothic pyramid decorated with social realistic drawings but all done in a Goyesque baroque dark color and theme. Embellish it with gothic ornamentation and statues of men carrying horses. All this done entirely in cubism. Like a giant rendition of the Guernica in 3D expanding and dominating the landscape.

If I were a script writer, I would steal that idea.

[Dracoria]

Indeed. That is a good idea. Let's build a giant gothic pyramid decorated with social realistic drawings but all done in a Goyesque baroque dark color and theme. Embellish it with gothic ornamentation and statues of men carrying horses. All this done entirely in cubism. Like a giant rendition of the Guernica in 3D expanding and dominating the landscape. Scarring little children and blotting out the sun at certain times of day.

I can just picture archaeologists thousands of years from now, trying to discern just what the hell this was meant for. It's perfect!

[Torisakia]

At least he had the balls to do it.

Or he did.

[Luveria]

At least he had the balls to do it.

Or he did.

Very true.

[Dracoria]

At least he had the balls to do it.

Or he did.

Now just the one. And the prosthetic ball I guess. I wonder if it just sits there, or does anything. Like, maybe it has some LEDs in it and gradually blends between colors. Worst/best nightlight ever.

[Luveria]

At least he had the balls to do it.

Or he did.

Now just the one. And the prosthetic ball I guess. I wonder if it just sits there, or does anything. Like, maybe it has some LEDs in it and gradually blends between colors. Worst/best nightlight ever.

I once read a poem about that.

There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass
In stormy weather they'd clang together
And lightning shot out of his ass.

[Purpelia]

At least he had the balls to do it.

Or he did.

Now just the one. And the prosthetic ball I guess. I wonder if it just sits there, or does anything. Like, maybe it has some LEDs in it and gradually blends between colors. Worst/best nightlight ever.

I wonder if you could make one that works like those christmas lights that play music when you turn them on.

[Dracoria]

Now just the one. And the prosthetic ball I guess. I wonder if it just sits there, or does anything. Like, maybe it has some LEDs in it and gradually blends between colors. Worst/best nightlight ever.

I wonder if you could make one that works like those christmas lights that play music when you turn them on.

While you probably could, I am most certainly not putting the star atop that tree.