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NSG Senate Lobby: Bread, Circuses and Automatic Weapons

Postby NSG Senate Administrators » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:45 pm

If you are not a senator, do not post here. Go to the applications thread to sign up.

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This thread will be the location for outside negotiations, and other political processes that might not actually occur within the Senate chamber. All OOC commentary should also go here. Other Senate links are at the proceeding parts of the OP.



Introduction


Welcome to democracy at its worst.


Assuming you meet the minimal requirements, you will instantly be a senator. Even if you are not accepted right away, feel free to begin participating. You can then proceed to start or join a political party, and begin drafting a bill. This is the application thread to be one of us.

The NSG Senate proceeds over a government simulation in an imaginary nation. Links of the Senate are provided in the proceeding details of the Opening Post.

We, the NSG Senate Admins, will check posts in this thread as often as possible, but we will also check telegrams far more often - that will be your better luck in terms of applications.

You can find out whether you are an official senator or an official party by checking the Senate records at the application thread also, with the necessary documents for membership and party application. Because what would politics be without paperwork?



THE SENATE OF AURENTINA

Senate Applications Thread

This is where the aspiring Senators apply for membership to be a fully-loaded politician of a fictional country called "Aurentina". Aside from that, this is where experienced Senators call their colleagues and form a political party by posting their party application there.


Legislation Chamber of the Senate

This is where we make, amend, revise and repeal necessary laws for the betterment of our Government and People. We love our citizens through this Chamber. In the Chamber, the real deal of politics takes place. Each Senator votes for a bill or resolution on queue, depending on the conducts of their party or their own conscience, sometimes carried with their political beliefs.


The Senate's Coffee Shop

This is where Senators show their proposed bills to their fellow Senators and make amends of it according to their tastes. Each Senator is privileged to make a bill in accordance to his will, commonly according to the needs of the majority and most preferably, the interests of their political affiliations and principles. Once approved by many, the bill is forwarded to the Chamber for vote either to pass or to trash it. And come on, this is a place where we also relax ourselves.


Senate's Live Chat Room (Internet Relay Chat)

This is where Senators discuss OOC or IC issues if ever time needs it. The IRC is always available, even though the host of the chat channel is AFK (Away From Keyboard or not online). The epic-ness of us are being shown here, so better wear your pyjamas and you may start rocking in here.


Constituencies

Each Senator has a constituency which that Senator represents. Here is a (rather outdated) map of all the constituencies. Pick one of the uncoloured ones from this map, then do a search in the Senatorial Database, Lobby, and the Interactive Map Project for its name, then its number. if these searches turn up nothing, you may claim the constituency! Post in the Lobby the constituency you are claiming, then add it to your Senator profile in the Senatorial Database.
Here is a map of the nation for reference to city locations and such.



Overview of Disciplinary Procedures


Rules
All normal NS rules remain in force
In addition:
Warning Levels
Green- Level 1, equivalent to one warning
Blue- Level 2, equivalent to two warnings
Yellow- Level 3, denoting 1-3 days of suspension time total
Orange- Level 4, denoting 4+ days of suspension time total, and also denoting that the next offence will likely result in a ban
Black- banned from Senate

Further points:
-After being suspended once, each subsequent infraction results in more suspensions (not necessarily of more time), not further warnings.
-Posting past suspension results in an automatic upgrade to the next level of delinquency
-Warning levels can decrease over time:
-From Green to None: 2 weeks
-From Blue to Green: 3 weeks
-From Yellow to Blue: 5 weeks
-From Orange to Yellow: 6 weeks
-From Black to Orange: Admin discretion after 8 weeks




Composition of the Senate (outdated)
For an up to date representation of senators, please view the applications thread.

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Key to the chart:
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First :3
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I love the new title.
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Third.

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*The Gendarmes walked in and took up positions as normal*
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Postby Patriotic Aurentine Florists » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:49 pm

*And then a florist walked in, selling Real Poppies on behalf of the Royal Aurentine Legion*
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Aurentine National Gendarmerie wrote:*The Gendarmes walked in and took up positions as normal*

Can you arrest people for saying "first" and "third"?
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Postby Ainin » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:50 pm

Gallup wrote:
Aurentine National Gendarmerie wrote:*The Gendarmes walked in and took up positions as normal*

Can you arrest people for saying "first" and "third"?

You want Kour to arrest himself?
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Postby Fraternity of Real Estate Agents » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:50 pm

A real estate agent looks at the renovated Senate lobby, and leaves.
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Postby Mister Dunney » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:51 pm

A man walked in and screamed 'Seventh' before running out again.
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Postby Glasgia » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:51 pm

Unremarkablenumberth

Gallup wrote:
Aurentine National Gendarmerie wrote:*The Gendarmes walked in and took up positions as normal*

Can you arrest people for saying "first" and "third"?


Gallup! I swear you CTEd, or was that someone with a similar name?
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Postby Gallup » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:52 pm

Glasgia wrote:Unremarkablenumberth

Gallup wrote:Can you arrest people for saying "first" and "third"?


Gallup! I swear you CTEd, or was that someone with a similar name?

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
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*Gives out bread and price tags to everyone in the lobby* :p

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Postby Next Washington » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:56 pm

this place needs more äctn.... TROLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLLLOOOOO
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Postby Glasgia » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:00 pm

Gallup wrote:
Glasgia wrote:Unremarkablenumberth



Gallup! I swear you CTEd, or was that someone with a similar name?

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!


In black?
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Postby Gallup » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:01 pm

Glasgia wrote:
Gallup wrote:I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!


In black?

Das wasist.
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Postby Tundland » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:02 pm

Now, when's the next election and cabinet reshuffle?
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Postby Next Washington » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:04 pm

Tundland wrote:Now, when's the next election and cabinet reshuffle?


some said in mid-novermber...
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Postby Ainin » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:04 pm

Tundland wrote:Now, when's the next election and cabinet reshuffle?

Election is on 15th.

But the cabinet lasts until the 29th.
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Postby Glasgia » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:05 pm

Gallup wrote:
Glasgia wrote:
In black?

Das wasist.


Sorry, bad reference to AC/DC, Back in Black.
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My nation got deactivated about 3 months ago but i am now back, do i have to reapply? Also, hello to everyone! :)
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Postby Gallup » Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:06 pm

Glasgia wrote:
Gallup wrote:Das wasist.


Sorry, bad reference to AC/DC, Back in Black.

I'm just messing with you. :p
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