
by Punk Reloaded » Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:44 am

by Murbleflip » Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:48 am
Greater Istanistan wrote:the Eldar, an ancient race, had too much sex and woke a dark god.
The UK in Exile wrote: It's perfectly logical if you hit yourself several times round the head with the daily mail.
United British Union wrote:Never talk to me again

by Punk Reloaded » Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:49 am

by Evil Lord Sauron » Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:02 am

by Drop Your Pants » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:17 am
We might start exporting them.
by Feux » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:34 am
Drop Your Pants wrote:Lazarus is aiming for most dead citizens againWe might start exporting them.

TheBestDudeInHistory wrote:Feux is what would happen if I had my shitposting physically removed, isolated, and permitted to become sentient on its own. And I mean that in the best way possible. Clearly I need to marry Feux.

by Consular » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:40 am

by Punk Reloaded » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:03 am

by Cerian Quilor » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:45 am

by Defilement » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:55 am
Evil Lord Sauron wrote:Embrace the Zombie horde for what it is, as the work of the Dark Lord. Who else but the necromancer could summon the undead?

by Rostavakia » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:58 am

by Sud-Freistadt » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:17 am

by Intelligent Holograms » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:26 am

by Imperial City-States » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:40 am

by Absolute Power » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:45 am

by Reino do Brazil » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:46 am

by Mordakia » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:53 am

by Absolute Power » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:50 am
Mordakia wrote:From our regional newspaper:
- OFFICIAL REGIONAL ADVICE -
In just over one day, the virus is expected to reach our region, it is critically important that you are prepared first because the regional government will not be able to help you initially. Under court order, leading scientists are being moved to secret laboratories. The police force of your nation will be taking control and have been granted exemption from normal law, they now act under guidelines to be published by the regional government. You must obey the authority protecting you at all times. It is important that you stock up on all useful materials and necessary supplies to last you up to two weeks. The government is currently attempting to keep as many shops as possible open and supplied. You must stock up on supplies immediately with no delay. Stay indoors for the duration of emergency administration. You will soon receive safety bulletins.
We are also publishing booklets about what to do in almost all eventualities, each citizen will receive one.

by Stattr » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:52 am
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Fluffy Pony Shelter » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:57 am

by Umbra Ac Silentium » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:59 am
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.

by Aranverth » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:05 am

by Stattr » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:08 am
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
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