The Undead Unborn

by **Christian Democrats** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:08 pm

Based on current numbers, about 44 percent of those coming back from the dead died because of abortion.

How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

by **Bundesdeutschland** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:10 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:Based on current numbers, about 44 percent of those coming back from the dead died because of abortion.

How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

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Um...what?

by **Dakran** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:11 pm

With our football teams of course. The baby menace shall be no problem for our players feet.

by **Christian Democrats** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:15 pm

Bundesdeutschland wrote:Um...what?

One can assume that 44 percent of patient-zero zombies will be unborn undead.

by **New Pyrrhius** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:21 pm

Dakran wrote:With our football teams of course. The baby menace shall be no problem for our players feet.

We were planning on using rugby teams, but that would work.

by **Regnum Dominae** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:22 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:Based on current numbers, about 44 percent of those coming back from the dead died because of abortion.

How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

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Eat them, obviously. *nods*

But seriously, does everything have to be about abortion with you?

by **Tsuntion** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:26 pm

Numbers also suggest that the vast majority of these undead unborn will be but small assemblies of cells without enough form to bite others or to move around. The Free Land of Tsuntion therefore welcomes 40% of zombies being such organisms and hopes to use them to test cures without risking scientists.

by **Dakran** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:28 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:
Dakran wrote:With our football teams of course. The baby menace shall be no problem for our players feet.

We were planning on using rugby teams, but that would work.

We're awful people.

by **New Pyrrhius** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:30 pm

Dakran wrote:
New Pyrrhius wrote:We were planning on using rugby teams, but that would work.

We're awful people.

You're right.

American football would be more effective.

by **Ainin** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:32 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

Strike them with IGNORE Cannons, because that 44% stat makes no sense.

by **Des-Bal** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:38 pm

We've handed out steel toed boots, stomping fetuses is rather simple.

by **Dakran** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:41 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:
Dakran wrote:We're awful people.

You're right.

American football would be more effective.

I probably should have stated it was American football lol

by **New Octopucta** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:48 pm

This is just downright pathetic. I'm honestly not sure what purpose shoehorning abortion into this serves other than making you look ridiculous, CD.

by **Shaggai** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:54 pm

Baby zombies are annoyingly fast. They also don't catch on fire and are one block tall, so they keep messing up my zombie farm. I'm never going to get a carrot at this rate. They should be removed from the game.

Joking, of course. I'm okay with them, they add a bit of a challenge to zombies.

by **Il Borgia Vaticano** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:07 pm

We will place them upon our pikes to decorate the Vatican walls. They are an enemy as much as the adult ones. We say this because, CD, you are being completly ridiculous. And besides, wouldn't this be a better zombie baby?

by **Shaggai** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:17 pm

Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:We will place them upon our pikes to decorate the Vatican walls. They are an enemy as much as the adult ones. We say this because, CD, you are being completly ridiculous. And besides, wouldn't this be a better zombie baby?

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This one is better.

by **Dakran** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:21 pm

Shaggai wrote:
Il Borgia Vaticano wrote:We will place them upon our pikes to decorate the Vatican walls. They are an enemy as much as the adult ones. We say this because, CD, you are being completly ridiculous. And besides, wouldn't this be a better zombie baby?

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This one is better.

Indeed

by **Christian Democrats** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:23 pm

New Octopucta wrote:<snip>

Lol. I was wondering what the demographics of a zombie horde would be, and this came to mind.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 3:28 pm

That means 44% fewer zombies! That's a good thing!

by **TurtleShroom** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 6:48 pm

TurtleShroom has persecuted abortion and has criminalized its usage for centuries. Murdering a human offspring in utero is illegal except for the cases of rape and maternal endangerment. We never actually entertained the idea of zombified fetuses arising from more liberal lands to lay waste on those who selfishly killed them.

However, we do have a plan for small zombies that should work here, too.
It's called crushing them and wearing thick socks and shoes to avoid them nipping at ankles. Turtles are especially vulnerable because they are literally at eye level with these horrid zom-babies.

All human soldiers have been issued bite-proof footwear and legwear to migitate this crisis. While it is not designed for zombie babies, it'll work the same way.

I never thought this would come from the words of TurtleShroom, but we for one are prepared to crush the heads of (undead) human babies wherever they may crawl. To arms!

by **The Sovan Meeting Room** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:20 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Christian Democrats wrote:Based on current numbers, about 44 percent of those coming back from the dead died because of abortion.

How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

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Eat them, obviously. *nods*

But seriously, does everything have to be about abortion with you?

That would be...
A Modest Proposal
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

(Look up Jonathon Swift if you don't know the joke)

by **Victorious Decepticons** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:31 pm

Fortunately, our main planet has no biolife on it, and early reports indicate that the zombification is spread by a DNA-type virus - a distinctly biological hack program. If it turns out that the dead actually rise on their own, rather than living creatures being infected, we will still be safe because we melt down all of our dead right away and reuse their metal for new parts.

Decepticons who never made it out of production are unlikely to become zombies even if zombification happens via some "magical" means. A Decepticon does not live until he has been activated at least once, so unfinished ones are just parts. We don't believe we have anything to fear from our "unborn":

by **Zocra** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:48 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:Based on current numbers, about 44 percent of those coming back from the dead died because of abortion.

How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

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Same as with any zombies.... Double tap.

by **Holy Empire of Avalon** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:53 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:Based on current numbers, about 44 percent of those coming back from the dead died because of abortion.

How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

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My nation has outlawed abortion and has always took that stance on the issue since the first Meeting of the Thirteen Tribes, but as far as dealing with other countries mass of baby zombies... me and my men will most likely weep for many ages, but sadly what must be done must be done it appears.

by **Transoxthraxia** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:55 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:Based on current numbers, about 44 percent of those coming back from the dead died because of abortion.

How does your nation plan to respond to the hordes of undead unborn children?

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The term inoffensive centrist democracy doesn't really fit your nation, albeit the fact that I don't support abortion.

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