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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Zombie Adolf Hitler
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3rd Reich Resurrected

Postby Zombie Adolf Hitler » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:23 am

the 3rd Reich and all it's glory has risen again, a new 4th Reich being created under the slouching feet of the Wehrmacht! The Luftwaffe will spread the infection to your airborne assets and the Kriegsmarine will float in from the tide and climb the chains of your anchors onto your boats, marching ever onwards in the name of the Rei-
*Jaw falls off*
Au...fshuuuglugug....


Right, so, we didn't win. Third and 3/4ths Reich it is.

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Ainin
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Postby Ainin » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:25 am

"And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned round on you — where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat?"

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Zombie Adolf Hitler
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Postby Zombie Adolf Hitler » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:28 am


Hauuuu.....ghulugaaa....! Raagllllg....
(Swine, you and the rest of the human race will fall to our glory!)


Right, so, we didn't win. Third and 3/4ths Reich it is.

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The Serbian Empire
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:31 am

Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:

Hauuuu.....ghulugaaa....! Raagllllg....
(Swine, you and the rest of the human race will fall to our glory!)

And Zombie Slavs will resist. Slava! Slava!
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Need a Name
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Postby Need a Name » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:33 am

NOT AGAIN*grabs m1 garand*
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The United Colonies of Earth
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Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:33 am

Have fun dealing with our lasers, missiles and flamethrowers.
The United Colonies of Earth exists:
to encourage settlement of all habitable worlds in the Galaxy and perhaps the Universe by the human race;
to ensure that human rights are respected, with force if necessary, and that all nations recognize the inevitable and unalienable rights of all human beings regardless of their individual and harmless differences, or Idiosyncrasies;
to represent the interests of all humankind to other sapient species;
to protect all humanity and its’ colonies from unneeded violence or danger;
to promote technological advancement and scientific achievement for the happiness, knowledge and welfare of all humans;
and to facilitate cooperation in the spheres of law, transportation, communication, and measurement between nation-states.

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Zombie Adolf Hitler
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Postby Zombie Adolf Hitler » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:33 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:Hauuuu.....ghulugaaa....! Raagllllg....
(Swine, you and the rest of the human race will fall to our glory!)

And Zombie Slavs will resist. Slava! Slava!

*Hinges jaw back on, Dr. Mengele putting iron bolts in to hold it*
That's better.

The Slavs will fall; for every one of our men to freeze in the snows of Russia he will attack again once he thaws in the summer!


Right, so, we didn't win. Third and 3/4ths Reich it is.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:36 am

Hitler! Excellent! *Calls off search for corpse*

We would like to have a sample of your DNA. Megatron has always wondered what glitch you had that caused your great tyranny to dissolve into a mass of self-deletion. Did your enemy identification routine lose its cap, causing you to see everything besides yourself as a top-level threat? Did you have too much Bravery Up when you kept trying to invade Russia? Only a DNA sample can put the debate to rest!

Oh, and by the way, here's a new jaw. *Hands over prosthetic jaw made of titanium* You'll be very boring if all you can say is "augghh."
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Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:36 am

Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:And Zombie Slavs will resist. Slava! Slava!

*Hinges jaw back on, Dr. Mengele putting iron bolts in to hold it*
That's better.

The Slavs will fall; for every one of our men to freeze in the snows of Russia he will attack again once he thaws in the summer!

Remember how you became a zombie was because Russian Slavs got into your bunker!
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Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:37 am

Victorious Decepticons wrote:Hitler! Excellent! *Calls off search for corpse*

We would like to have a sample of your DNA. Megatron has always wondered what glitch you had that caused your great tyranny to dissolve into a mass of self-deletion. Did your enemy identification routine lose its cap, causing you to see everything besides yourself as a top-level threat? Did you have too much Bravery Up when you kept trying to invade Russia? Only a DNA sample can put the debate to rest!

Oh, and by the way, here's a new jaw. *Hands over prosthetic jaw made of titanium* You'll be very boring if all you can say is "augghh."

*runs screaming from Decepticons*
The United Colonies of Earth exists:
to encourage settlement of all habitable worlds in the Galaxy and perhaps the Universe by the human race;
to ensure that human rights are respected, with force if necessary, and that all nations recognize the inevitable and unalienable rights of all human beings regardless of their individual and harmless differences, or Idiosyncrasies;
to represent the interests of all humankind to other sapient species;
to protect all humanity and its’ colonies from unneeded violence or danger;
to promote technological advancement and scientific achievement for the happiness, knowledge and welfare of all humans;
and to facilitate cooperation in the spheres of law, transportation, communication, and measurement between nation-states.

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Hitlers Facist Germany
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Postby Hitlers Facist Germany » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:38 am

You FOOL of an impostor!
You dare to attempt to steal rule of the world from ME?!

May the coming hordes tear you to ribbons!

Heil Hitler!

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Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:39 am

Hitlers Facist Germany wrote:You FOOL of an impostor!
You dare to attempt to steal rule of the world from ME?!

May the coming hordes tear you to ribbons!

Heil Hitler!

:lol:
This is the only reason I'm in this forum, which is otherwise stupid.
The United Colonies of Earth exists:
to encourage settlement of all habitable worlds in the Galaxy and perhaps the Universe by the human race;
to ensure that human rights are respected, with force if necessary, and that all nations recognize the inevitable and unalienable rights of all human beings regardless of their individual and harmless differences, or Idiosyncrasies;
to represent the interests of all humankind to other sapient species;
to protect all humanity and its’ colonies from unneeded violence or danger;
to promote technological advancement and scientific achievement for the happiness, knowledge and welfare of all humans;
and to facilitate cooperation in the spheres of law, transportation, communication, and measurement between nation-states.

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1st Panther Division
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Postby 1st Panther Division » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:39 am

Hitlers Facist Germany wrote:You FOOL of an impostor!
You dare to attempt to steal rule of the world from ME?!

May the coming hordes tear you to ribbons!

Heil Hitler!


Mein Führer, Shall we attack?
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Zombie Adolf Hitler
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Postby Zombie Adolf Hitler » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:40 am

1st Panther Division wrote:
Hitlers Facist Germany wrote:You FOOL of an impostor!
You dare to attempt to steal rule of the world from ME?!

May the coming hordes tear you to ribbons!

Heil Hitler!


Mein furher, Shall we attack?

With you grammar I expect nothing but a Roman frontal assault.


Right, so, we didn't win. Third and 3/4ths Reich it is.

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1st Panther Division
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Postby 1st Panther Division » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:41 am

Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:
1st Panther Division wrote:
Mein furher, Shall we attack?

With you grammar I expect nothing but a Roman frontal assault.

Dang it, I forgot to capitalize Führer, and it is your not you.
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Hitlers Facist Germany
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Postby Hitlers Facist Germany » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:42 am

Mein furher, Shall we attack?


Ja, Mien Freund. Let these fiends burn.
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Seljuq Kyiv
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Postby Seljuq Kyiv » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:42 am

Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:
1st Panther Division wrote:
Mein furher, Shall we attack?

With you grammar I expect nothing but a Roman frontal assault.


I would not object to the notion of a Roman frontal assault ;)

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Victorious Decepticons
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:42 am

The United Colonies of Earth wrote:*runs screaming from Decepticons*

As well you should. Some rotting old humant leader isn't even a threat compared to us!

*steals now-unguarded oil*
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Zombie Adolf Hitler
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Postby Zombie Adolf Hitler » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:42 am

1st Panther Division wrote:
Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:With you grammar I expect nothing but a Roman frontal assault.

Dang it, I forgot to capitalize Furher!

What ze hell is a Furhur? Is this some kind of furry Fuehrer? If you cant get the u right, do eu!


Right, so, we didn't win. Third and 3/4ths Reich it is.

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Postby 1st Panther Division » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:43 am

Hitlers Facist Germany wrote:
Mein furher, Shall we attack?


Ja, Mien Freund. Let these fiends burn.

*200 panthers drive towards Zombie Hitler's doorstep*

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Postby 1st Panther Division » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:43 am

Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:
1st Panther Division wrote:Dang it, I forgot to capitalize Furher!

What ze @#!*% is a Furhur? Is this some kind of furry Fuehrer? If you cant get the u right, do eu!

Führer IS GERMAN FOR LEADER YOU IMPOSTOR.
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Zombie Adolf Hitler
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Postby Zombie Adolf Hitler » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:46 am

1st Panther Division wrote:
Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:What ze @#!*% is a Furhur? Is this some kind of furry Fuehrer? If you cant get the u right, do eu!

Führer IS GERMAN FOR LEADER YOU IMPOSTOR.

You said Furhur, dumpkoff.


Right, so, we didn't win. Third and 3/4ths Reich it is.

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Postby 1st Panther Division » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:47 am

Zombie Adolf Hitler wrote:
1st Panther Division wrote:Führer IS GERMAN FOR LEADER YOU IMPOSTOR.

You said Furhur, dumpkoff.

I'm a tank driver, I don't need to know grammar, plus the computer won't let me make the accent normally.
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Hitlers Facist Germany
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Postby Hitlers Facist Germany » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:47 am

You said Furhur, dumpkoff.

Dumm Kopf, you imposter!

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Zombie Adolf Hitler
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Postby Zombie Adolf Hitler » Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:49 am

Hitlers Facist Germany wrote:
You said Furhur, dumpkoff.

Dumm Kopf, you imposter!

That was a slip of the hand, but the victory is yours.


Right, so, we didn't win. Third and 3/4ths Reich it is.

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