The Freezing 'Roo - (CLOSED, CHECK THE NEW THREAD)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Welcome, to the newest, and (hopefully) hottest new business this side of F7. The Freezing 'Roo is a large building containing a bar, a restaurant, a pool, a fitness center, rooms, a hospital, and a firing range. Hopefully you'll enjoy your stay.

Employment Options: Contact me via TG or Cerril in the thread itself if you're interested.

Ground Rules:
1. Kindly don't troll. If you don't like this or anyone in it, there's dozens of other places you can take your hatred.
2. KEEP. EVERYTHING. PG-13.
3. Don't go about actively killing characters. It becomes quite annoying after a while.
4. No god or godlike characters, please... This is for your own sake as well as everyone else.
5. The focus is not to obtain maximum sexy-times, it is to have fun, develop characters, and waste your precious time.
6. Want to introduce a new storyline? Break the monotony a bit? Seriously! Go ahead! I'm all for it!

Cerril re-opens the doors to the Freezing 'Roo after shutting it down for repairs and upgrades for a bit. "Welcome back. Sorry it took so... not long at all."

[Zagornias]

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First post!

Zag continues to rock Orangey.

[Torrocca]

FIRST!

EDIT: FUCK

A man, wearing a suit, walks in, whistling a tune.

Back in Torrocca, Torr's casket is being marched through the streets of the cities, with soldiers marching alongside it, and people just... staring.

[Saurisisia]

The Doctor comes in, examining his handheld healing device. "It is vorking at full pover, yes!"

[Lonbonia]

Erwin wakes up, looking at the man.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

K

I still win because I posted the thread. Therefore, I have first post.

[The Orson Empire]

The man rises off of the ground, and quickly gets his pistol.

[Zagornias]

FIRST!

lolno

[Arcturus Novus]

Ven stands there, slightly confused.
"What just happened? It feels like we hit a rift in spacetime..."

[Lonbonia]

The man rises off of the ground, and quickly gets his pistol.

"Don't you dare!" He yelled at the man, kicking his hand then punching him in the face multiple times.

[Arcturus Novus]

FIRST!

EDIT: FUCK

A man, wearing a suit, walks in, whistling a tune.

Back in Torrocca, Torr's casket is being marched through the streets of the cities, with soldiers marching alongside it, and people just... staring.

"Hello, stranger. Welcome to the Freezing 'Roo. I'm Venator, resident scholar of demonic artefacts."

[Arcturus Novus]

Just saying, when the thread hit 500, MR's "The End." started playing on Spotify. Kinda spooky.

[The Orson Empire]

The man rises off of the ground, and quickly gets his pistol.

"Don't you dare!" He yelled at the man, kicking his hand then punching him in the face multiple times.

Then, Orson pulls up in his expensive sports car. He gets out of the car and closes the door. Orson then grabs the man and punches him in the face, before throwing him through one of the windows of the Freezing 'Roo Center. Orson then says to Erwin,"Are you alright?"

[Lonbonia]

"Don't you dare!" He yelled at the man, kicking his hand then punching him in the face multiple times.

Then, Orson pulls up in his expensive sports car. He gets out of the car and closes the door. Orson then grabs the man and punches him in the face, before throwing him through one of the windows of the Freezing 'Roo Center. Orson then says to Erwin,"Are you alright?"

Erwin immediately grabs Orson by his collar. "You going to attack me, you bitch?!"

[Torrocca]

FIRST!

EDIT: FUCK

A man, wearing a suit, walks in, whistling a tune.

Back in Torrocca, Torr's casket is being marched through the streets of the cities, with soldiers marching alongside it, and people just... staring.

"Hello, stranger. Welcome to the Freezing 'Roo. I'm Venator, resident scholar of demonic artefacts."

He nods, and near-immediately goes down into the basement.

"Don't you dare!" He yelled at the man, kicking his hand then punching him in the face multiple times.

Then, Orson pulls up in his expensive sports car. He gets out of the car and closes the door. Orson then grabs the man and punches him in the face, before throwing him through one of the windows of the Freezing 'Roo Center. Orson then says to Erwin,"Are you alright?"

Orson never reacted to the note.

[Arcturus Novus]

Ven sits back amidst the insanity and violence, playing with a tongue of fire coming from his fingertips.

[Scamvidia]

Characters do character things. Yay.

[Lonbonia]

Erwin looked left, then into Orson. "Fine, i trust you, but don't expect me to be nice!" He shouted, running out at a random direction.

[Scamvidia]

Yuno runs through all the rooms and then goes to Cerril. "I can still smell the sex."

[Torrocca]

The secretive man in the suit, now in the basement, hacks into the security of the 'Roo.

Torr's funeral service is held.

[Lonbonia]

Yuno runs through all the rooms and then goes to Cerril. "I can still smell the sex."

"You can't smell sex, but you can only smell love." Erwin said to her, passing by while running.

[Scamvidia]

Yuno runs through all the rooms and then goes to Cerril. "I can still smell the sex."

"You can't smell sex, but you can only smell love." Erwin said to her, passing by while running.

"You must not be able to smell very good then.."

[Arcturus Novus]

Yuno runs through all the rooms and then goes to Cerril. "I can still smell the sex."

"That's... interesting."

[Lonbonia]

"You can't smell sex, but you can only smell love." Erwin said to her, passing by while running.

"You must not be able to smell very good then.."

Erwin returned to her. "Hey! That was a fact, not an opinion! I heard it from one of my member mates!"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

The secretive man in the suit, now in the basement, hacks into the security of the 'Roo.

Torr's funeral service is held.

The security system is not in the basement, and Tessa is currently holding a shotgun to his head. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"

Yuno runs through all the rooms and then goes to Cerril. "I can still smell the sex."

"... Shit, I was hoping I did that before they cleaned the-nevermind. I'll work on it."