"Why do we have conversations like this?"
"Like what?"
"Like the one we're having right now."
"I don't know."
"Are we naturally odd people?"
"Yes."
"So odd conversations then?"
"Yes, I guess."
"Now I have a question: what do you think about Sangti?"
"I think their mothers were hamsters and their fathers smelt of elderberries."
"What..."
"Cambodian temple?"
"No, we're not doing this again."
"Fine. But truly, I think Sangti doesn't deserve it."
"What?"
"A trip to the finals, gosh, what else did you think I was talking about?"
"A poorly worded and plagiarized insult."
"Screw you."
"Do you think Sangti can ever become a top 10 team?"
"Yes, I think so. If they ever DESERVE IT."
"And what could they do to deserve it?"
"..."
"Come on, man, answer."
"..."
"Dude, come on."
...
"Yo, man, are you ok?"
...
"Well he's dead, great. Come on Lumai!"
...
"Yeah, that's what I figured. Let's go Maklohi Vai!"
Sangti 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 2 5
Maklohi Vai 1 3 0 0 0 0 4 0 X 8
Scoring Summary:
1st: Mae'ao drove in Iao Laina, who had singled, with a double.
2nd: Arnao led off the inning with a triple to right-center. Moalna’akai Lai then drew a walk, putting runners on the corners. Wolo Rakinalmanai then hit a three run homer to drive them all in.
7th: Wolo Rakinalmanai led off the inning with a single, and then was sacrificed to second by the pitcher. Ap'uto Roma'ai then eked out an infield single, sending Rakinalmanai to third. Iao Laina then hit a sacrifice fly to center, driving in Rakinalmanai. Ri'ino Uilnai subsequently drew a walk, setting up Mae'ao for a three run homer to drive them in.
HR: Mae'ao 12, Moalna’akai Lai 3, Arnao 2, Iao Laina 1, Ap'uto Roma'ai 1, Ri'ino Uilnai 1, Wolo Rakinalmanai 1
RBI: Mae'ao 35, Wolo Rakinalmanai 14, Arnao 7, Moalna’akai Lai 7, Iao Laina 7, Ap'uto Roma'ai 5, Ri'ino Uilnai 4, Luimao Makai 2, Aonmai Rutulutoa 2, Koilani Ruputuo 2