Our government is ready. Our citizens are ready.
After the April Fool's Day zombie apocalypse earlier this year, the Versutian Federation came in 11th for the most survivor nations in the entire world, and one of the best if not the best region that took on refugees for the entire time, despite being only a week old and starting with only about 30 nations. We ended the apocalypse with over 250. This year, we intend to do it again. Heeding the warning of Max, we started drafting a Z-day policy immediately, and the policy was passed on May 21st, and has been being polished and refined since that date. We’ve been researching what worked best, testing different strategies throughout the apocalypse, and making ourselves the best possible refugee region in NationStates. Our Zombie Protocol Act has been polished to perfection, our banhammers primed and ready, and our knowledge made secure.
So what makes us the superior region for sheltering yourself from the coming storm?
- A record that speaks for itself. We came in 11th for the most survivors in the world the first time, and that was when the region was only weeks old and not nearly as active. This time, we have an even more active government and the knowledge to make this time around even more successful.
- A zero-tolerance policy towards embracing zombies. Unlike other regions, we know we can enforce this policy 100%. Why? We’ve created a script that captures nations embracing zombies within minutes of their fateful decision, spitting the information right towards our Delegate and Founder, who wait with freshly shined banhammers. Unlike other regions, we can say with absolute certainty that no zombies will be embraced within our region.
- A dedicated group of staff and an open-door policy. We’ll have knowledgeable people on the entire time ready to spread information, eject offenders, and offer a helping hand to any refugee in need. Everyone is welcome to share in the VF’s cure, except those embracing. Though we highly encourage research towards a cure, even those militarily exterminating zombies are welcome to come in.
So if your region is having trouble weathering the storm of Zombies, come on over to the Versutian Federation. It's hard to argue with such impressive results:
Testimonials from refugees of the last apocalypse:
Ostroeuropa:
In two hours 5 billion have been cured in my nation.
I expect by hour four the crisis will be over.
Quloran:
My nation is getting great help from the federation, and I have now started to take part in the cure and it's being distributed to my people. We can indeed do this together, and on behalf of all citizens of Quloran, I thank you all.
Vorshka:
I JUST WANT TO SAY,THANKS VERSUTIA!
I lost 1 billion zombies in an hour!
Kranstentistan:
my nation is finally zombie free
G-Tech Corporation:
I blame Obama for this zombie atrocity.
Paddy O Fernature:
Over the course of the night, my brave men and women of my armed forces in conjunction with the new cure provided by this stellar region have effectively reduced my zombie population to zero. I would like to thank everyone for their support, and am now starting to rebuild and render assistance to others during this continued global pandemic.
In other words, thank you.
Carena:
Carena has successfully cured ALL the zombies with not 1 single person or zombie dead. We will continue to research to help other nations of this zombie plague.
Rutannia:
And that's why I came back here, I might stay this time, you have yourselves in a good position.
