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How do you make being hit in the balls hurt less?

Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:30 pm

I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.

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Postby Scalietti » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:31 pm

breath it out...
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Postby Vault 10 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:32 pm

Make sure you're the one doing the hitting.
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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:32 pm

Scalietti wrote:breath it out...


What does that mean? Like, exhale when she kicks me?

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Postby Flibbleites » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:33 pm

Practice dodging.

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Postby Scalietti » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:33 pm

XXXnoonXXX wrote:
Scalietti wrote:breath it out...


What does that mean? Like, exhale when she kicks me?


no, after she kicks you take some slow deep breaths.
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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:33 pm

Vault 10 wrote:Make sure you're the one doing the hitting.


That would not end well for SOOOOOOOO many reasons...

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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:33 pm

Flibbleites wrote:Practice dodging.


How?

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Postby WhatchaTalkinBout » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:34 pm

Flibbleites wrote:Practice dodging.


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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:34 pm

Scalietti wrote:
XXXnoonXXX wrote:
Scalietti wrote:breath it out...


What does that mean? Like, exhale when she kicks me?


no, after she kicks you take some slow deep breaths.


Why does that work?

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Postby Peisandros » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:35 pm

Being hit in the balls revealed a tumor for me... but that didn't make it hurt any less, so I don't know :lol:
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Postby Scalietti » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:35 pm

XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.
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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:35 pm

WhatchaTalkinBout wrote:
Flibbleites wrote:Practice dodging.


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does this have anything to do with anything?

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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:35 pm

Get back up, proving that you're not a fucking wuss.

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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:36 pm

Scalietti wrote:
XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.


Good advice... if I want to be castrated.

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Postby Apathetic Auteurs » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:36 pm

Scalietti wrote:
XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.


Yep, that solves everything.

You could wear an athletic cup.
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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:37 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Get back up, proving that you're not a fucking wuss.


this does not help and, based upon past experiances, would be impossible.

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Postby WhatchaTalkinBout » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:37 pm

XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth.This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


Its called a figure of speech. She IS NOT literally going to kick you in the balls.
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Postby Scalietti » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:37 pm

XXXnoonXXX wrote:
Scalietti wrote:
XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.


Good advice... if I want to be castrated.


If you let her know where she stood, you wouldn't face that problem.
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Postby Flibbleites » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:39 pm

XXXnoonXXX wrote:
Flibbleites wrote:Practice dodging.


How?

Find someone willing to try to kick you in the balls, and you try to get out of the way of their kick.

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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:39 pm

Apathetic Auteurs wrote:
Scalietti wrote:
XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.


Yep, that solves everything.

You could wear an athletic cup.


I could wear a cup... IF i didnt have a nother friend who said she would kick me in the balls as hard as she could if I ever bought on for that pupose. Im pretty sure this other friend could easily lift me of the ground at half striength kick. A cup is not an option.

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Postby Justorica » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:40 pm

Apathetic Auteurs wrote:
Scalietti wrote:
XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.


Yep, that solves everything.

You could wear an athletic cup
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Me sentiments exactly.

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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:40 pm

XXXnoonXXX wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Get back up, proving that you're not a fucking wuss.


this does not help and, based upon past experiances, would be impossible.


I've done it before. Therefore, it's not impossible.

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Postby XXXnoonXXX » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:40 pm

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XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth.This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


Its called a figure of speech. She IS NOT literally going to kick you in the balls.


No. WE've talked about it. Its literal. Okay, not "literal", but its still a kick in the balls.

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Postby Flibbleites » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:41 pm

XXXnoonXXX wrote:
Apathetic Auteurs wrote:
Scalietti wrote:
XXXnoonXXX wrote:I have this one friend who I just rub the wrong way. Apperantly, the build up over the years has gotten her to the point where, next time she sees me, she says she is going to kick me in the balls so hard her foot will come out of my mouth. This is clearly not something I am going to enjoy. Seeing as I don't like suprizes of that nature, I agreed to hang out with her this comeing friday. I doubt there is some way I can dissuade her from from kicking me altogeather (i alread was able to convincer not to do it at our other friends halloween party), but if anyone has any advice on how to make it hurt less or trick her into thinking she kicked me when she actualy didn't, that would be apreciated. I've only ever realy been kicked twice befor, and I do not want it to become thrice. Any advice would be apreciated.


actually it sounds like shes out of line. You need to give her a damn good smack in the mouth to let her know where she stands.


Yep, that solves everything.

You could wear an athletic cup.


I could wear a cup... IF i didnt have a nother friend who said she would kick me in the balls as hard as she could if I ever bought on for that pupose. Im pretty sure this other friend could easily lift me of the ground at half striength kick. A cup is not an option.

It's starting to sound to me like you need better friends.

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