Global berrification conversion movement.

[Violet Beauregarde]

Come one come all, who wish to see this world populated with massive, blueberry females and males in servitude! All of those who make the pledge must begin the conversion of their female population into this glorious form, and will receive a large discount on the gum needed to perform the task!

[Bovidia]

The prospect of converting large numbers of the world's population to blueberries certainly appealed to the Bovids, many of whom enjoy eating fruits or leaves similar to those of the blueberry.

[Violet Beauregarde]

Indeed, think of the promotions, a blueberry mascot.
Your first shipment of 3,000 packs (30,000 sticks) will be free of charge.

[Bovidia]

That is good, considering that no Bovids have any money and the GDP of the entire country is currently estimated at $0.

[Violet Beauregarde]

http://sunsetrpg.com/economystatistics. ... on=bovidia May I correct you, good sir?
Yes, your order has been sent and will arrive at your country in 12 hours, no need to check your telegrams, just stay in touch about the conversion.

[Bovidia]

Unfortunately, Bovids lack a connection to the internet to check international statistics. And computers. And, as a matter of fact, opposable thumbs. At any rate, the sunset numbers are highly suspect since the only activity undertaken in Bovidia that could be considered economically productive is the process by which Bovids take plant material and convert it into fecal material. Unfortunately, outside of kudu dung spitting, their pellets and plops have little value.

Also, being that Bovids are unsure as to how one opens a crate, the boxes of sticks or whatever just sat around until natural processes of decay wore them into dust.

[Violet Beauregarde]

But they were sent open........the manager decided to cut costs.

[Das ganze Europa]

And how does this "Berrification" work?

[Violet Beauregarde]

Simply put: you chew some of our famous gum, and you turn a blue/violet colour and swell with juice until you reach an immobile form, with only hour heads, hands, and feet sticking out from the sphere of your torso.

[Das ganze Europa]

and why would anyone want to become a immobile "thing"?

[Violet Beauregarde]

The knowledge that they would get to live without worries.

[Chezchokans]

I support this global berrification and it has already begun in my country!

[Violet Beauregarde]

At last, a second supporter!