Why We Hate Jandaria

[Frisbeeteria]

Jandaria is evil, I swear. They are...FREEDOM LOVERS They kicked us out when we supported the British Empire, how f--ing rude is that...UGH.

- Sir Pickled Pie III - Dictator of AWESOMENESSSSSS

[Jandaria]

To: Government of Jandaria
From: Jandaria Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We are soooo sorry that you feel that way *sarcasm*.

[Alyekra]

Oh, Look. Another Megalomaniacal Dictatorship. We'll make sure to have your file moved to the dustbin for being a waste of space.

[Nicer potlimitomaha]

Jandaria is evil, I swear. They are...FREEDOM LOVERS They kicked us out when we supported the British Empire, how f--ing rude is that...UGH.

- Sir Pickled Pie III - Dictator of AWESOMENESSSSSS

GET OVER IT-Potlimitomaha President Simit

[Gordano and Lysandus]

Royal Commonwealth of Gordano-Lysandus

As the department is very bored at the night-time and we wish to amuse ourselves, we'd like to help you calm down with a good old ditty.

To the tune of the Major General's song from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance:

We are the very model of a modern Royal Commonwealth,
We really think you should slam your problems back up on the shelf,
We know neither of you in any important capacity,
Yet we have to tolerate your annoying audacity,

Why can you two not just sit down and behave?
We might as well dump your leaders in an old mountain cave,
Because your little fight is getting really dull,
And we needn't have to tell your opinions are what you must cull.

We ask this of you out of our friendly world concern,
However we have doubts that you two will ever learn,
But still I wish for the best of your bodily health,
For we are the very model of a modern Royal Commonwealth!

Repeat as you like to feel as happy as we do.

ATTACHMENT: Modernroyalcommonwealth.mp3

Yours,

Gareth Baines,
Diplomatic Service

P.S. I may be drunk.