Should daleks be allowed into Serpenti?

[Serpenti]

Daleks are tring to force entry into Serpenti. Should we allow them to become citizens

(Yes, I am a Whovian.)

And here they are now.

[Legokiller]

"No. The United Pony States views that these Dalek robots are a danger to society that only desire to exterminate all life forms, and should not be allowed into Seprenti.”
–Foreign Minister Snow Berry

[Hatsunia]

"No. The United Pony States views that these Dalek robots are a danger to society that only desire to exterminate all life forms, and should not be allowed into Seprenti.”
–Foreign Minister Snow Berry

OOC: Daleks are not robots! They are controlled by a tiny creature on the inside (a Kaled mutant, which looks like a one-eyed octopus thing).

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

If they are not dangerous, allow them in & to integrate with the local population, if they are dangerous, allow them in, but settle them in guarded settlements.

[Legokiller]

"No. The United Pony States views that these Dalek robots are a danger to society that only desire to exterminate all life forms, and should not be allowed into Seprenti.”
–Foreign Minister Snow Berry

OOC: Daleks are not robots! They are controlled by a tiny creature on the inside (a Kaled mutant, which looks like a one-eyed octopus thing).

Oh, okay. However I don't imagine I’ll be RPing with Daleks for a long time, or encounter them. So I won't change the post on Snow Berry ignorance on calling them robots.

[Fransikania]

Fransikania thinks that Serpenti should NOT allow Daleks into its nation

[Red Star Union]

I'm surprised they didn't EX-TER-MIN-ATE you all already.

[Kaiserholt]

Seeing as a Dalek is painfully similar in look to the soldiers of the Paragon Oppression in Kaiserholt's antiquity, the Serene Republic feels that any sentient species considering permitting these entities into the territory is folly of the highest order. But hey, the front pages of the Acta Diurna always need new information. If Serpenti does allow the Daleks entrance, may our reporters be allowed a news field office? To report on the happy immigration, of course

[Xekliv]

Absolutely not. Same with cybermen.

They're just bad mojo.

[Serpenti]

We have talked with these guys.

They said that the predator was chasing them. Also known as the doctor.


I'm going to let about 100 into a guarded settlement where there are no humans. Do that we can study them and see how we can disable them.

And yes you may report this.

[Estainia]

...

Enjoy dying? Try to do it with as much dignity as having your organs rearranged allows as possible. Or if they're new-style crapleks, enjoy just well; dying.

No; obviously they should not.

[TurtleShroom]

HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
PRIVATE SECTOR
CHANNEL ANALOG III (of III), FREE CABLE
DISPATCH

Serpenti:

Our station broadcasts wholesome and quality programming every day of the week, and half a day on Sundays. One of our shows is called Doctor Who (airing every Saturday at 10:30 PM, check local listings, not available on radio).

In it, "Daleks" are villanious, armed robots that chant "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!". While Channel Analog III is astonised that these beings actually exist (though government envoys have hinted that they met beings similar to Daleks once, that may have, indeed, been Daleks from the show), we feel confident that you should deny entry to any group of creatures that run around armed to the teeth that shout "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!".

It is normally against the broadcasting company's policy to use informalities, but we must add: "DUH!!"


-Analog Channel III, OTA

[Crookfur]

Yes, as long as you stock up on towels, tea trays, baseball bats, stairs, logic puzzles, large magnets, PIATs and anything that can reverse the polarities.

You might also need to be aware that some of these Daleks may be of the Gay, Down the Pan and Indian sub vareities. Listening to their chatter for such phrases as "experminate!" and "throw it in the curry!" will help with indentifying these saddly oppressed Dalek minorities.

[Abatael]

No, do not let those abominable creatures into your glorious country.

[Cold Coast]

Yes definitely. They just look so cute and cuddly. I you don't let them I will invite them to my country.

[The Chimerans]

We've encountered Daleks before...

They did not succeed at their main goal.

If you ask me, they're fleets of angry British R2-D2s.

[The Corparation]

No. Why you ask? Because they don't need to be allowed to become citizens. They'll just vaporize your planet.

[Ende]

YES. LET THE DA-LEKS INTO YOUR COUNTRY.

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

[Wisconsin9]

Aren't they just going to try and, you know, wipe out life as they know it?

We say no.

[The Imperial Dalek Empire]

DALEKS WILL EXTERMINATE ALL OPPOSITION! EXTERMINATE!

[The Chimerans]

DALEKS WILL EXTERMINATE ALL OPPOSITION! EXTERMINATE!

THE CHIMERAN EMPIRE WILL INFECT ALL OPPOSITION!! ASSIMILATE!!!

[Abatael]

If they are not dangerous, allow them in & to integrate with the local population, if they are dangerous, allow them in, but settle them in guarded settlements.

No! That's ridiculous! Don't let them in at all!

All they do is corrupt your beautiful, immaculate culture. Once you let them in, your culture will become this tainted, sick figment of what it used to be.

Glory would become vainglory; beauty would become repugnance; progression would become regression.

They will ruin your nation.

[Constaniana]

If they are not dangerous, allow them in & to integrate with the local population, if they are dangerous, allow them in, but settle them in guarded settlements.

What is this...I don't even ....
O.K, Daleks are VERY dangerous. They are more terrifying than the stone angels, more frightening than the Uud or the Futurekind. To them exterminating millions of Cybermen isn't war, it's pest control. They even came close to destroying reality itself. Not simply take over the galaxy or some mediocre goal like that, they were about to literally wipe all of Creation away. And there is only one thing in the entire universe that is more powerful than the Daleks. He is more than 1,200 years old, he has seen the end of the universe itself, he destroyed the two most powerful civilzations in the universe, and no matter where you go people love him and fear him. He is .....The Doctor.

[Constaniana]

If they are not dangerous, allow them in & to integrate with the local population, if they are dangerous, allow them in, but settle them in guarded settlements.

No! That's ridiculous! Don't let them in at all!

All they do is corrupt your beautiful, immaculate culture. Once you let them in, your culture will become this tainted, sick figment of what it used to be.

Glory would become vainglory; beauty would become repugnance; progression would become regression.

They will ruin your nation.

They won't ruin your nation, they will EXTERMINATE it.

[Prosus Tempore]

Prosus Tempore respectfully reminds Serpenti that the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of Daleks-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWn_1yOFpfU

So unless you wish to find your country overrun by squat, ruthless and not terribly friendly machine creatures powered by static electricty and hate, we would recommend exhaustive searches for mysterious blue police boxes.