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Meryuma
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Your Ideal Guy

Postby Meryuma » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:00 pm

Since the perfect woman thread refuses to broaden its focus, I'm creating this thread to talk about your ideal guy.

For me:

- Thin but healthy
- An attractive name
- An attractive voice
- 14-20
- Dutch or Scandinavian (not necessarily but a lot of cute boys are from over there)
- Good taste in music
- Good sense of humor
- Unusual interests
- Smart
- Attractive eyes
- Nice lips
- A proportionate, well-shaped fundament
- Agreeable political beliefs
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Calimera I
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Postby Calimera I » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:07 pm

all perfect guys are just like me C:
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Postby Olthar » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:13 pm

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:18 pm

Myself, but with male genitalia, oh wait...
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kvatchdom » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:19 pm

Me. ;)
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Postby Weslyria » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:23 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Myself, but with male genitalia, oh wait...


This sounds familiar...

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Postby Kalathoran » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:24 pm

i upmost and necesseraly demand this post be banned, and the most harshest of pumishments be placed upon the heads of those who participated upon this insulting and generaly fachist thread!
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Chopo Rarru
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Postby Chopo Rarru » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:24 pm

Someone who isn't a complete assjack would be nice.
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Postby Agdubudengo » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:26 pm

im all but the last 13 of those. sign me up
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Kubrath
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Kubrath » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:26 pm

What you demand, you have to give in return. Just my two cents there.
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Postby New Istria » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:28 pm

Is it wrong to masturbate to pictures of yourself?

Just kidding :P

In all seriousness, I have no preference since I assume this is asking what our ideal guy is for a romantic and/or sexual relationship and I am not gay.
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Postby Cromarty » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:28 pm

Blond or brown hair, green eyes, swimmer's build, nice ass would be good too.

Funny as well, and not a dope or too camp.
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Postby Wollstria » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:29 pm

Chopo Rarru wrote:Someone who isn't a complete assjack would be nice.


Damnit!
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ostroeuropa » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:30 pm

Ladies...

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And as a bi person, i'd say the same as ideal woman, in that it's typically the unexpected parts of a persons personality that endear you to them. Having someone meet your ideals would inevitably be disappointing.
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Chopo Rarru
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Postby Chopo Rarru » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:32 pm

Wollstria wrote:
Chopo Rarru wrote:Someone who isn't a complete assjack would be nice.


Damnit!
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Postby Nova Nacio » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:36 pm

Kubrath wrote:What you demand, you have to give in return. Just my two cents there.

Best advice here. I think that's all I have to say beyond this, honestly...
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Dumb Ideologies » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:38 pm

A trap ¦ 3
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Postby Samuraikoku » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:40 pm

Guy's Super Street Fighter IV version was the best.

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*nods*
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Postby Nazi States of Europe » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:40 pm

I don't consider myself bi but my ideal guy would be this one
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Stanleus Imperium
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Postby Stanleus Imperium » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:43 pm

Seeing what the hell I can add to this topic.

- An attractive name
My name is Stanley, a name which I personally dislike. If only I had a cool name.

- 14-20
14

- Dutch or Scandinavian
I'm Dutch, but I don't see what you like about them. Most of the "pretty boys" I know are assholes and jerks and still get most girls.

-Attractive eyes
Hell I don't even know.
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Jetan » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:47 pm


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Postby Raeyh » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:53 pm

Samuraikoku wrote:Guy's Super Street Fighter IV version was the best.



*nods*


I don't get it. Guy is a French/English name and he looks Asian.
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Postby Samuraikoku » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:54 pm

Raeyh wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:Guy's Super Street Fighter IV version was the best.



*nods*


I don't get it. Guy is a French name and he looks Asian.


Ask CAPCOM, not me. :p
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Roan Cara
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Postby Roan Cara » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:55 pm

before I got married to the most wonderful, sexiest, kindest, most perfect man for me ever my "ideal" was man was about 6 foot tall and at least 200 pounds most of which was muscle, preferably a bad ass with a good heart, rebel without a cause kind of guy. Dark hair and light eyes, sexy smile.
Now my ideal guy is slim build, a bit taller than me but not too tall, muscular with a NICE butt, a sexy smile, green eyes, dark brown hair, a smooth deep southern drawl, and a bad ass image with a sweetheart attitude *at least for me, most of the time* and I wouldn't change him for anything. Basically, I think that ones perception of what they are most attracted to physically can and does change with who they are most attracted to emotionally.
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Calimera I
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Postby Calimera I » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:56 pm


Is that a guy? :/
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