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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:08 am

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Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
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The God-Realm
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Postby The God-Realm » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:12 am

Jews are abominations and must manage our money.

We envy Ralkovia's military though.
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:54 pm

The God-Realm wrote:Jews are abominations and must manage our money.

We envy Ralkovia's military though.


You too shall be destroyed.
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Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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The Grand World Order
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Postby The Grand World Order » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:58 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
They're our Jewish redneck cousins, and best butt buddies.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Allies, obv
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Already do o/ despite the aforementioned opposition to slavery, there's probably Ziegler-Ferrari ships carrying Ralkovian slaves as this is being typed.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
We're slightly opposed to slavery.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Civil union, unless we're in San Francisco Allies o/ o/ o/
Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?
How big is the average Ralkovian's nose? Additionally, where on their person do they keep their gold?
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:14 am

The Grand World Order wrote:Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?
How big is the average Ralkovian's nose? Additionally, where on their person do they keep their gold?


1.5 Inches long.
They keep their gold in a little bag around their neck...or in the bank.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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West Ponente
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Founded: Oct 28, 2007
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Postby West Ponente » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:57 am

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
It's the polar opposite of West Ponente. It fits in well the rest of Tyrrhenia, though.

Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Willingly, no.

Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
No.

What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
Everything.

What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Unfavorable, with trade sanctions.

Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?
None at the moment.
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:37 am

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Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Fist City
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Founded: Oct 02, 2012
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Postby Fist City » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:41 am

Ralkovia is going to Fist City and back....
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:07 am

Fist City wrote:Ralkovia is going to Fist City and back....


Hopefully lunch will be provided.
I prefer a fist sandwich. One in which the severed hands of your nation are used.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Korintar
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Founded: Nov 19, 2007
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Postby Korintar » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:22 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
They're our Jewish redneck cousins, and best butt buddies.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Allies, obv
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Already do o/ despite the aforementioned opposition to slavery, there's probably Ziegler-Ferrari ships carrying Ralkovian slaves as this is being typed.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
We're slightly opposed to slavery.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Civil union, unless we're in San Francisco Allies o/ o/ o/
Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?
How big is the average Ralkovian's nose? Additionally, where on their person do they keep their gold?


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Tehraan
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Postby Tehraan » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:42 am

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
It would be a great Empire if the leader was less insane.
Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
It could go either way depending on the situation. Preferably allies.
Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
Yes.
What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
The Central government doesn't officially condemn the persecution of Muslims.
What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
Favourable with Trade agreements.
Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?
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Sunya
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Postby Sunya » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:24 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?

While the Empire is at odds with the libertine philosophies at the heart of Sunyan society, we are firm believers that the affairs of others are just that, the affairs of others

Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?

Sunya does not officially enter into alliances with other nations, but we would be happy to enter into a treaty of mutual non-aggression and humanitarian assistance. Likewise, we do not make enemies of those who do not make enemies of us.

Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?

We are happy to conduct honest business with anyone who is willing to do so.

What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?

All of them. But, as stated earlier, this is not our concern.

What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?

Peaceful and equal trading partners, if the Ralkovians are so inclined.

Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?

Is a society, feudal in nature, armed to the teeth, with more servants than masters, and ruled by an admittedly disturbed Emperor, not prone to internal conflict? Sunyan society is heavily armed, but this is part of our civilian militia system and is generally seen as a necessary evil to maintain our liberty. With all respect, we have a hard time comprehending how such a place can sustain itself for more than a handful of generations.

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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:39 pm

Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?

Is a society, feudal in nature, armed to the teeth, with more servants than masters, and ruled by an admittedly disturbed Emperor, not prone to internal conflict? Sunyan society is heavily armed, but this is part of our civilian militia system and is generally seen as a necessary evil to maintain our liberty. With all respect, we have a hard time comprehending how such a place can sustain itself for more than a handful of generations.


Religion and ethnic homogeneity is the main unifying feature of Ralkovia. At 89% of all Ralkovians believing in Ralkovian Messianic Judaism as well as a long time relationship between the Balkovians and Ralkovians, rebellion does not occur often. Also, only ethnic Ralkovians have firearms. The greatest problem occurs with slavery, upon which Ralkovia is divided 60% for/25% against/15% neutral.
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Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
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Sunya
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Postby Sunya » Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:48 am

Ralkovia wrote:
Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?

Is a society, feudal in nature, armed to the teeth, with more servants than masters, and ruled by an admittedly disturbed Emperor, not prone to internal conflict? Sunyan society is heavily armed, but this is part of our civilian militia system and is generally seen as a necessary evil to maintain our liberty. With all respect, we have a hard time comprehending how such a place can sustain itself for more than a handful of generations.


Religion and ethnic homogeneity is the main unifying feature of Ralkovia. At 89% of all Ralkovians believing in Ralkovian Messianic Judaism as well as a long time relationship between the Balkovians and Ralkovians, rebellion does not occur often. Also, only ethnic Ralkovians have firearms. The greatest problem occurs with slavery, upon which Ralkovia is divided 60% for/25% against/15% neutral.


Interesting. Would a few more questions around the slavery issue be alright?

What is the relationship between citizens and slaves, legal or otherwise? Are slaves seen as chattel or valuable property? In some societies, usually on a Sabbath, slaves are given a day to buy and sell of their own accord and it isn't uncommon for a slave to purchase their freedom from their masters.

There is no history of slavery per se in Sunya, as it is an island nation which was founded as part of a loose-knit corsair thalassocracy, hence it's devolved, confederal nature and tendency to laissez-faire non-interventionism. Many of our ancestors were rebel slaves, and there have always been good relations and a great deal of ethnic intermixing with the aboriginal population, so no allowances were ever made for even differentiating one class of person from another under law. There is indentured apprenticeship, even in modern times, but such contracts must be assessed by a judge to insure they are in compliance with applicable law.
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Ralkovia
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Postby Ralkovia » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:31 pm

Sunya wrote:
Ralkovia wrote:
Religion and ethnic homogeneity is the main unifying feature of Ralkovia. At 89% of all Ralkovians believing in Ralkovian Messianic Judaism as well as a long time relationship between the Balkovians and Ralkovians, rebellion does not occur often. Also, only ethnic Ralkovians have firearms. The greatest problem occurs with slavery, upon which Ralkovia is divided 60% for/25% against/15% neutral.


Interesting. Would a few more questions around the slavery issue be alright?

What is the relationship between citizens and slaves, legal or otherwise? Are slaves seen as chattel or valuable property? In some societies, usually on a Sabbath, slaves are given a day to buy and sell of their own accord and it isn't uncommon for a slave to purchase their freedom from their masters.

There is no history of slavery per se in Sunya, as it is an island nation which was founded as part of a loose-knit corsair thalassocracy, hence it's devolved, confederal nature and tendency to laissez-faire non-interventionism. Many of our ancestors were rebel slaves, and there have always been good relations and a great deal of ethnic intermixing with the aboriginal population, so no allowances were ever made for even differentiating one class of person from another under law. There is indentured apprenticeship, even in modern times, but such contracts must be assessed by a judge to insure they are in compliance with applicable law.


Nearly 80% of all slaves are government own. Those that are government own receive no protection under the laws, since they are usually foreign born. Buying and selling slaves for citizens is heavily regulated since they follow the word of the torah.

Ethnic Intermixing is a sin and punished accordingly in Ralkovia. Most of our laws are based on ethnicity and the punishment for murder of someone inferior to your own status isn't taken very seriously compared to someone equal or higher than you. In fact most nobles can kill a slave and get away with it. On the other hand, if a slave kills a noble, that slave will receive an excruciating death.
Spig: Ralk, what is ur Zionist Jewnazi Agenda?
Ralk: PROLIFERATE POTATO
Divair: this is the first time I've literally just stopped doing everything just to stare at a post.
Kirav wrote:This is NationStates. Our Jews live in Ralkovia.

Maudlnya wrote:You guys talking about Ralkovia?
*mutters something about scariness up to 11*

Ralk: I have stacks on stacks and racks on racks of slaves.
BlueHorizons: It sounds like you're doing a commercial for the most morbid children's board game ever, Ralk. :<
Releign wrote:
Leningrad Union: Help me against Ralkovia

That's a Jew octopus with a machine gun.
I think I will pass.
Lyras:You know, you're a sick fuck, yes?
New_Edom:you're so coy Ralk. You're the shyest of dictators.
More Funny/Intimidating Quotes About Me Short Summary On Ralkovian Policies.

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Arpeji
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Postby Arpeji » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:15 pm

What is your opinion of Ralkovia?
Violent, cold, bold, militaristic. Feels like Germany and Japan just before WWII.

Would you find yourself as allies or enemies of Ralkovia?
Neutral, unless we somehow share border (if we conquer the land near each other).
If we share border, where we can easily be enemy as tension can spark , say from your refugee, some racism toward Arpejian, or your expansionism.

Would you conduct trade with Ralkovia?
No, we are going to stay away from you, as racism can involve our citizen.

What Policies of the Ralkovian Government would you be at odds with?
None, we don't care about anyone policy as long anyone don't care too much about ours too.

What would your future relationship be with Ralkovia?
If sharing border, we can easily become enemy.
Otherwise it is just cold and don't care. We would like Non-aggression pact though.

Policies You Want To Know More About or Plain Questions?
Expansionism policy. This will define whether you are threat or not.
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Sunya
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Postby Sunya » Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:15 am

Ralkovia wrote:
Sunya wrote:
Interesting. Would a few more questions around the slavery issue be alright?

What is the relationship between citizens and slaves, legal or otherwise? Are slaves seen as chattel or valuable property? In some societies, usually on a Sabbath, slaves are given a day to buy and sell of their own accord and it isn't uncommon for a slave to purchase their freedom from their masters.

There is no history of slavery per se in Sunya, as it is an island nation which was founded as part of a loose-knit corsair thalassocracy, hence it's devolved, confederal nature and tendency to laissez-faire non-interventionism. Many of our ancestors were rebel slaves, and there have always been good relations and a great deal of ethnic intermixing with the aboriginal population, so no allowances were ever made for even differentiating one class of person from another under law. There is indentured apprenticeship, even in modern times, but such contracts must be assessed by a judge to insure they are in compliance with applicable law.


Nearly 80% of all slaves are government own. Those that are government own receive no protection under the laws, since they are usually foreign born. Buying and selling slaves for citizens is heavily regulated since they follow the word of the torah.

Ethnic Intermixing is a sin and punished accordingly in Ralkovia. Most of our laws are based on ethnicity and the punishment for murder of someone inferior to your own status isn't taken very seriously compared to someone equal or higher than you. In fact most nobles can kill a slave and get away with it. On the other hand, if a slave kills a noble, that slave will receive an excruciating death.


Interesting. One more question, of a theosophical nature, from our own Jewish community, as represented by the Rabbinic Council of the Sunyan Patriarchate:

Given that the Emperor is Mashiach in the Ralkovian tradition, how is this reconciled with the visions of the World, in which murder, robbery, competition, or jealousy are annihilate, and all people recognize YHWH, the LORD God of Israel, as the only true God, as prophesied by Isaiah, Micah, and Zechariah? How is this reconciled with the stratification of Ralkovian society?

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