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Nazis in Space
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Postby Nazis in Space » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:24 pm

Btw, I disagree with the notion that the aliens would just kill everyone instantly.

Historical precedent certainly suggests that 'Alien' invasions usually result in violence, and in the eventual subjugation of the technologically inferior side, but that usually takes a while, and it only very rarely leads to extinction. Cheap labour & reservations are much more likely outcomes.

I really, really don't think there'd be an asteroid bombardement, either. If Earth gets invaded, it's a reasonable assumption that the invaders want the environment reasonably intact.

Use relatively clean nukes or the equivalent thereof to reduce Earth' population to a reasonable level? Sure. Eliminate potentially troublesome parts of the population - most people with college degrees? Quite possible.

But complete extinction seems unlikely. It's just not what usually happens in first contact and invasion scenarios. It's not impossible, but like likelyhood is pretty low.

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Postby Empire of Narnia » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:24 pm

It all depends on how advanced the aliens are really. If they have invincible force fields and millions of ships we would likely die but if it was a small number of aliens coming to Earth we could probably stop it. Crossing space doesn't really require godly levels of tech anyway. The easiest way would be to put everybody in stasis for the long ride and drift towards the target using a trajectory. I saw we nuke em'

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Postby Forster Keys » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:24 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Break out the smallpox vials and send them to the aliens. See them suffer.
Seeing as smallpox is a virus and thus requires a reasonable degree of genetic similarity to its usual hosts to function at all, this ain't even going to make them cough.


Nah, coz of War of the Worlds!
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Boom

Postby JPEG » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:25 pm

Boom

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Postby Forster Keys » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:25 pm

Lancearc wrote:Reaction:
Retreat to Nye Labs, summon Bill Nye

Tactics:
Work with Bill Nye and his assistants to reverse engineer alien technology or make laser weapon

Enemies co-existing:
Would still kill each other.

Military:
Bill Nye and the Nye Labs Resistance (NLR)
Aliens Strategy:
Avoid Bill Nye and NLR at all costs, attempt to assassinate Bill Nye to destabilize NLR.

Resistance:
(See military)


That sounds nye impossible.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:25 pm

Forster Keys wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:Seeing as smallpox is a virus and thus requires a reasonable degree of genetic similarity to its usual hosts to function at all, this ain't even going to make them cough.


Nah, coz of War of the Worlds!


That was actually bacteria and aliens on Mars have no bacteria.

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Postby Nazis in Space » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:25 pm

Forster Keys wrote:
Nazis in Space wrote:Seeing as smallpox is a virus and thus requires a reasonable degree of genetic similarity to its usual hosts to function at all, this ain't even going to make them cough.


Nah, coz of War of the Worlds!
Bacteria.

Bacteria would indeed be a threat.

Just virii wouldn't be.

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Postby Demphor » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:25 pm

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Postby Forster Keys » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:27 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Forster Keys wrote:
Nah, coz of War of the Worlds!


That was actually bacteria and aliens on Mars have no bacteria.


I stand corrected. I thought I could get through life on popular culture. In the case of an alien invasion I think I will find myself dramatically underprepared.
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Postby Forster Keys » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:27 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
Forster Keys wrote:
Nah, coz of War of the Worlds!
Bacteria.

Bacteria would indeed be a threat.

Just virii wouldn't be.


Let's cook up a batch of that then.
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Postby The warewolf order » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:29 pm

Human strategy shoot down there aircraft salvage them and take there guns and then use it against them. Alien strategy Blast targets from orbit and then send ground forces in to finish them off. Outcome We would learn deep space travel from there technology resulting in an infeninte War in space and on other planets. Reason for invasion probably some sort of religiuos or nationalist empire looking for another planet to conquer
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Postby Nazis in Space » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:31 pm

Btw, another scenario.

Single alien ship with a few hundred aliens featuring vastly superior technology but, well... Not very big numbers lands near Teheran. Aligns itself with the Iranian government, and two years later, lays siege to Washington D.C.

Obama was killed the previous year, after being shot by a Tea Party activist upon trying to calm the masses and telling them that the aliens weren't so bad (Despite slaughtering the senate the previous weekend) and their Iranian auxiliaries were America's guests.

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Postby Forster Keys » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:35 pm

Following Imperialism, they could just arrive, make us a protectorate and appoint "advisers". They could use our resources and manpower for their Empire, use Earth as a strategic base and stop the fiery crab people from laying claim to us. We'd be an interstellar Brunei or Aden to the alien British Empire.
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Postby Simon Cowell of the RR » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:36 pm

Chaos and subjugation. Perhaps we die from alien bacteria.
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Postby Our Most Resplendent Goddess Sen » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:37 pm

Empire of Narnia wrote:It all depends on how advanced the aliens are really. If they have invincible force fields and millions of ships we would likely die but if it was a small number of aliens coming to Earth we could probably stop it. Crossing space doesn't really require godly levels of tech anyway. The easiest way would be to put everybody in stasis for the long ride and drift towards the target using a trajectory. I saw we nuke em'


You're right, it doesn't require godly levels of tech.

Then again, neither does sticking a nuclear-thermal rocket on a NEO and punting it wherever they please.
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Postby New Teccon Olympian Enclave » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:39 pm

Reaction:
Mobilization of air power and also military fortifications, civilian populations will retreat to below ground shelters.

Tactics:
Try the conventional defense if this does not work then biological means must be use by launching a attack with biological warheads towards their main ships. Or a EMP device which i think is better.

Enemies co-existing:
Put aside their differences.

Military:
USA, EU, China, Russia would make the bulk of the earth defense force.

Aliens Strategy:
Orbital bombardment then mop up with ground troops but yet again why go through the trouble they could launch a bio attack.

Resistance:
Every man and women will join in.

If aliens do attack the areas with low population would be the first place of attack just a few less million of people make a difference for them.

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Postby Arbites » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:41 pm

New Teccon Olympian Enclave wrote:Reaction:
Mobilization of air power and also military fortifications, civilian populations will retreat to below ground shelters.

Tactics:
Try the conventional defense if this does not work then biological means must be use by launching a attack with biological warheads towards their main ships. Or a EMP device which i think is better.

Enemies co-existing:
Put aside their differences.

Military:
USA, EU, China, Russia would make the bulk of the earth defense force.

Aliens Strategy:
Orbital bombardment then mop up with ground troops but yet again why go through the trouble they could launch a bio attack.

Resistance:
Every man and women will join in.

If aliens do attack the areas with low population would be the first place of attack just a few less million of people make a difference for them.

Pretty much none of that makes any damn sense.

If the aliens have somehow achieved interstellar travel, we're basically fucked.
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Postby New Heathera » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:43 pm

Now I must ask: Who ACTUALLY believes humanity can pull together a successful defense of Earth? Any species capable of planetary invasion on a large scale will surely have technology that makes nukes and guided missiles look like rocks and wooden spears. And even if we do manage to repel the initial invasion, there will always be more...

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Postby Lancearc » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:44 pm

New Heathera wrote:Now I must ask: Who ACTUALLY believes humanity can pull together a successful defense of Earth? Any species capable of planetary invasion on a large scale will surely have technology that makes nukes and guided missiles look like rocks and wooden spears. And even if we do manage to repel the initial invasion, there will always be more...

We'll jus n00k all their base and invade all der planet. Aliens di3. We win.

Maybe.
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Postby Democracy of Miners » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:45 pm

What in the hell would we do if the aliens were something like the Flood (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Flood) or the legit aliens from Alien? Infecting humans to join the cause. What if the aliens had a virus that caused the dead to rise? (Tis' a bit extreme, I know) I would lose all mental reasoning right then and there.

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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:47 pm

Spiritwolf wrote:We'd whoop ET's ass.........

How?
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Postby Goddess Relief Office » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:47 pm

aliens have already landed, they are called chickens. :p
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Postby Lancearc » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:48 pm

Goddess Relief Office wrote:aliens have already landed, they are called chickens. :p

I always knew those bastards were watching me every time I saw them. Good thing we're eating them though. We have displayed our dominance.
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Postby Nazis in Space » Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:51 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Spiritwolf wrote:We'd whoop ET's ass.........

How?
With a hairbrush.

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