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Vallermoore
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

In your nation, what happens if a human and a pony...

Postby Vallermoore » Sun May 06, 2012 6:26 pm

(a pony of the MLP kind) fall in love with each other? Can they have a legal relationship/marry?

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Peoples Republic of Old Russia
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Founded: Dec 09, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Peoples Republic of Old Russia » Sun May 06, 2012 6:41 pm

Prime Minister Lev Trotsky: "What in God's name?"
Colonies of the PROR:
Cape of New Beginnings (independent)
Weatherington (independent)
Luna Praetoria
Blackweather (independent)
Conshockton (independent)
New Springs (independent)
Stonewater (independent)
Saint Nova (independent)
Snowpoint
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Kravchenkograd
Dimitrigrad

The PROR is a non-Communist people's republic.
Economic Left/Right: 3.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.46


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Hladgos
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Ex-Nation

Postby Hladgos » Sun May 06, 2012 6:41 pm

They can do whatever they want. Allthough its usually different species. We have hundreds of species in our nation, and Ellen Scott, our tertiary president, is said to have bedded all of them, plus some.
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Urmanian
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Urmanian » Sun May 06, 2012 6:43 pm

Anyone and anything can have a legal relationship in the Greater Pony Herd. That said, such human-pony relationships are exceedingly rare, if existant at all, as we have a negligibly small human population and most ponies aren't exactly into homo sapiens sapiens.
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Commie ponies with guns and such. One of the OG MLP nations, funnily enough I don't care for EaW pretty much at all.

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Segmentia
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Mother Knows Best State

Postby Segmentia » Sun May 06, 2012 6:44 pm

Any Imperial Citizen found consorting with xenos in any fashion will be sent to the Penal Legions, to serve until their death in combat.

The 'pony' will be executed immediately if found by Imperial forces.
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Goldsaver
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Goldsaver » Sun May 06, 2012 6:46 pm

We have no such problems, they can marry if they wish. The small number of ponies within our nation prevents this from being a serious concern, but we're a tolerant people so we don't really care who loves who.
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The Batorys
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Batorys » Sun May 06, 2012 6:49 pm

We don't have any sapient ponies in the Empire. The only kind of ponies here are the regular kind with the intelligence of any other kind of horse. As such, it would be considered beastiality, a subset of rape, and the perpetrator executed via sacrifice.

If we did have sapient ponies... well, the government isn't particularly interested in the romance lives of its citizens, provided all parties are consenting.
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Cu Math
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Ex-Nation

Postby Cu Math » Sun May 06, 2012 6:50 pm

Well, we sort of ate all the ponies.....
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Novaya Tselinoyarsk
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Postby Novaya Tselinoyarsk » Sun May 06, 2012 6:51 pm

Our Prezydent's response was along the lines of:

Peoples Republic of Old Russia wrote:Prime Minister Lev Trotsky: "What in God's name?"
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Hunsat
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Postby Hunsat » Sun May 06, 2012 6:52 pm

They'll disappear, and the pony will probably be arrested for killing the human.

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Magical Equestria
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Ex-Nation

Postby Magical Equestria » Sun May 06, 2012 6:52 pm

When debating whether to allow human immigration into our land, we showed pictures of representative humans to a test panel of ponies to see how our subjects would react to the new arrivals.

The standard response was "flee in terror". So, we figure this is a non-issue for us.

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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Founded: Aug 10, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun May 06, 2012 6:52 pm

Horses are pets, marrige is between two humans, not a human and a pet. The responce of Vladimir King to the question.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
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Conservative on social issues(Support same sex marriage),
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Ruridova
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ruridova » Sun May 06, 2012 6:52 pm

Vallermoore wrote:(a pony of the MLP kind) fall in love with each other? Can they have a legal relationship/marry?

Well why the hell not?
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Radiatia
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Capitalizt

Postby Radiatia » Sun May 06, 2012 6:53 pm

Currently there are no laws for or against this....

In the northern states in particular people can marry anything.

Literally, anything.

Chairs, tables, cats, dogs....

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The Geth Empire
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Founded: Apr 06, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Geth Empire » Sun May 06, 2012 6:54 pm

It does not happen. The horse is food, nothing more.

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Constaniana
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Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sun May 06, 2012 6:54 pm

"Bwaahahahaahaha..*4 minutes of laughing later*..ohh that's a good joke. Horses are for riding around on, not breeding with. Honestly some people really do have cracked heads" -His Royal Highness Prince Edward V, Captain in the Royal Constanian Cavalry Officers
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Saurisisia
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Founded: Jan 28, 2011
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Postby Saurisisia » Sun May 06, 2012 6:55 pm

In our nation, this sort of thing is utterly, and completely, frowned upon, to the point that it is illegal. If this sort of thing did happen, the dreaded SP will come down upon them like lightning in a terrible storm. The Human would be shot right in the head by typically a fellow Human (with a .45 pistol typically) while the Pony would be taken to the nearest SP Headquarters and beaten a bit before having his/her mind altered so that they wouldn't remember what happened and prefer solely fellow Ponies.

It may be harsh, but sometimes, one must take harsh measures to ensure the stability and civilized nature of their nation.
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
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This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
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My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Varanidae
Secretary
 
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Founded: Apr 16, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Varanidae » Sun May 06, 2012 6:55 pm

Set them both on fire. That is a crime against humanity.

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Saurisisia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Saurisisia » Sun May 06, 2012 6:57 pm

Varanidae wrote:Set them both on fire. That is a crime against humanity.


Pft, screw Humanity! I feel sorry for the Pony involved!

~ Chief of the Army Amanda Van Eaton
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Khanastan
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Founded: May 15, 2011
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Postby Khanastan » Sun May 06, 2012 6:57 pm

It is a delicate situation. Equines and people are allowed to love one another, but adopting children is forbidden between different races. Orcs and Humans can conceive between one another, but the offspring are often sterile, so it is discouraged. All races are allowed to marry one another though.
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Former Wellboneland
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Founded: Mar 08, 2012
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Postby Former Wellboneland » Sun May 06, 2012 6:57 pm

Pony Majority places: Get married and have baby centaurs.
Human majority: Laughed at
Saiyan Majority: Whipped 666 times and get a tattoo that says "Eqaifurcker". Pony gets eaten and the bones pissed on.
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
I use the stats of my old nation. I have 2 billion people and 4 million soldiers.
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Our Tech Level is MT, and call us Wellboneland.
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I am not a likable person at first, but it always comes back to this.
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99% of our people ICly act like this.
WE ARE NOT PONYISTS OMG IF YOU CALL US PONIES ONE MORE TIME...

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Velhul
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Founded: Apr 24, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Velhul » Sun May 06, 2012 6:58 pm

Imprison the human for bestiality. Slaughter the pony for a few burgers.
The Velsch way.

Economic Left/Right: -5.50
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Former Wellboneland
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Postby Former Wellboneland » Sun May 06, 2012 7:00 pm

Velhul wrote:Imprison the human for bestiality. Slaughter the pony for a few burgers.
The Velsch way.

The Fenno-Saiyan way is better.
Formerly Wellboneland, add 1982 posts.
I use the stats of my old nation. I have 2 billion people and 4 million soldiers.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.
Our Tech Level is MT, and call us Wellboneland.
Our military

I am not a likable person at first, but it always comes back to this.
My Little Nutella
Bacon Tacos with Alekcandor!
99% of our people ICly act like this.
WE ARE NOT PONYISTS OMG IF YOU CALL US PONIES ONE MORE TIME...

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Empire of Narnia
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Founded: Oct 18, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Empire of Narnia » Sun May 06, 2012 7:02 pm

Actually allowed, which would shock foreigners considering our views on homosexuality and pre-marital sex. Sapient ponies are considered to be "holy creatures" and are immune from most if not all of our laws. It would be seen as highly unusual despite not being forbidden.

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Aquaniux
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Founded: Oct 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Aquaniux » Sun May 06, 2012 7:02 pm

Humans and ponies may coexist in Aquaniux, though marriage (or legal union of any kind) is punishable by a minimum ten year sentence. Public displays of affection between humans and ponies is also illegal punishable by a very heavy fine.

Friendship is encouraged (for it is magic) but love is outlawed.

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