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Patarian Petrolem, Produce and Promontorials

Postby Patarian » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:16 pm

We are a new country emerging upon the marketplace. Please feel free to browse and be patient as we prepare our full disclosure of the riches of Patarian.

Crude Clutch
This unique energy specimen is a rare petroleum product found only in the deep mines of Patarian. Formed over thousands of years, these once fluid oil deposits combined with salt-water and pressurized into near solid chunks of raw energy producing petroleum. The highly specialized process of removing this precious commodity creates a five-foot by five-foot cube. Each cube is individually crated and kept stored in special temperature controlled chambers. This is crucial because when a compressed cube is exposed to temperatures above 60 degrees fareinheight they expand. This however, is the wonder of this resource. One 5 by 5 cube of Clutch will expand under temperature to the equivalent of 2000 gallons of raw crude-oil.

Price: $100 USD per Clutch.

Current Production Rate:1,000 Clutch-Cubes per day. (Seeking investors to improve our Clutch production rates).

Units on Hand for customer delivery: 2,000

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Crystaline Flavalate
Discovered completely by accident In our Clutch-Cube mine, these rare crystal compounds have been found to be harder than diamonds, yet not so spectacular when cut into jewelry. We have heard rumors from our customers that these have been successfully formed into projectile shapes and travel faster and farther due to their decreased weight. They do little to metalized armor, but with a fine enough point and angle the have been known to pierce body protection and 2-inch thick bulletproof glass. One they strike bone they do a horrendous amount of internal damage and because of their composition are difficult to find in x-rays.

Price: $250,000 USD per crate

Current Production Rate:Two 250 pound crates per day.

Units on Hand for customer delivery: 1,000 250 pound crates
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Postby Carbarosia » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:19 pm

I would like to purchase 1,000,000 for 100,000,000.
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Postby Patarian » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:40 pm

We greatly appreciate your enthusiasm for our product. Unfortunately we only have 2000 units available for sale and a production rate of 1,000 per day. If you would like to take immediate delivery of our available units, please provide $200,000 USD in payment and be tied at our docks first thing in the morning. You will be loaded and ready for departure in short order.

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Postby Carbarosia » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:17 pm

Patarian wrote:We greatly appreciate your enthusiasm for our product. Unfortunately we only have 2000 units available for sale and a production rate of 1,000 per day. If you would like to take immediate delivery of our available units, please provide $200,000 USD in payment and be tied at our docks first thing in the morning. You will be loaded and ready for departure in short order.


Ok, we'll add a little 200,000 extra.
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Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:31 pm

Patarian wrote:One 5 by 5 cube of Clutch will expand under temperature to the equivalent of 200 gallons of raw crud-oil.

Um... you might want to do that math again. That isn't an expansion.

-- T.R. Cardiston, Engineering Department, Standard Oil of Fatatatutti

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Postby Patarian » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:43 pm

My most sincere apologies and I extend gratefulness to you. The math was not incorrect but the publisher missed a zero. He is now minus one digit on his right hand for that mistake. Perhaps that will make him think twice when he tries to count to ten.

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Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:55 pm

You can demonstrate your gratitude by sewing that finger back on and offering the man some generous compensation. A business that treats its employees so poorly is hardly likely to produce a reliably high-quality product.

-- T.R. Cardiston, Engineering Department, Standard Oil of Fatatatutti

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Postby Patarian » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:58 pm

Its just a finger...he has 9 more. :palm:

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Postby Carbarosia » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:50 am

I would like to buy half of the amount of your crystals, thats 525,000 pounds.
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Postby Patarian » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:31 am

Apologies for the delay. Our elephants wandered dangerously close to our uranium mines. It took some concerted effort to manage the situation.

The crystals will be shipped immediately upon payment.

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Postby Carbarosia » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:35 am

Patarian wrote:Its just a finger...he has 9 more. :palm:


Thanks, and it's 7 actually.You have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs, not 10 fingers.
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