High Peaks of Yao Kao Ku Regional Embassy (Closed)

[Malakian Principality]

Now, as opposed to the regional message board, this forum shall serve as our meeting place where new topics and ideas will be discussed, as well as matters of regional diplomacy, unless specified differently. This is a private forum, so if you don't belong here, LEAVE.

[Carbarosia]

First of all, this is a t h r e a d.

Secondly, no, this forum isn't your private forum.

[Malakian Principality]

OOC:

Hey guys, it is me again, an i am just setting up some resources for that you'll be able to use with the game:

For the Aspiring War-monger: (WAR GUIDE)

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=12342

EXAMPLES OF THESE GUIDELINES:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17004

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=16970&hilit=freedom+from+tyranny

In case you don't know how to subscribe to this forum:

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=8209

For every who likes to write (sorry adam) (ROLE PLAYING GUIDE)

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=753


A guide to the not so sensible NS economy: (ECONOMY GUIDE)

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=16223


For any one who thinks they deserve the right to manufacture nuclear warheads: (NUKE GUIDE)

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=12342#p441849



That should do it for all the imperative information that I think you guys should read. GO OVER THIS STUFF! It makes the game more better.

And remember, if you are not posting as the leader of your country, always write OOC, or Out Of Character. People can read these threads too, at least while they are on the first page and people see them immediately, so lets try to set a good example of our NS knowledge.

Also, IC, means In Character. Don't forget to distinguish that too. you'll learn all about these random acronyms in the above links.

[Salawat]

This is Sultan Sahib of the Sultanate of Salawat - here to show you incessant S's.

We should begin by discussing the Food and Drug Standards act. Why are you in support of it/not in support of it?

Also, if you have any issues feel free to post here, I suppose - at the mod's discretion. Hopefully this is in the right place!

[Malakian Principality]

All Malakians need to know what goes in and out of their bodies, as mountain life demands Malakian citizens to be at their peak of health. This aside, it was only two days ago that I opened a can of peaches from Jaffathos, and found a finger among the fruit.

Such irregularity and poor quality of food can not be tolerated!


The canned finger tasted delicious, however.

[Salawat]

All Malakians need to know what goes in and out of their bodies, as mountain life demands Malakian citizens to be at their peak of health. This aside, it was only two days ago that I opened a can of peaches from Jaffathos, and found a finger among the fruit.

Such irregularity and poor quality of food can not be tolerated!


The canned finger tasted delicious, however.

Didn't you hear? Fingers are good fertilizer for pitted fruits.

My stance is this:

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Plus, who can tell us what to eat? It's been a tradition in Salawat to eat the most rotten, disgusting things...Camel tongue, dung beetles, even human hearts on occasion. And on top of that we prepare these delicacies with zero standards.

Under the description it names the group (if it will pass) as a food REGULATORY AGENCY. Frankly, that's a load of dung beetles. Nobody can tell me what I can eat, nor what my country can manufacture to sell.

[Fireguard (Ancient)]

All citizens of the republic will eat whatever is the cheapest food available we have no need for pleasure from food as long as it keeps us alive while we continue our research and production. Anything that will cause us to slow this process we are strongly against, to this regard we are against the act.

[Salawat]

All citizens of the republic will eat whatever is the cheapest food available we have no need for pleasure from food as long as it keeps us alive while we continue our research and production. Anything that will cause us to slow this process we are strongly against, to this regard we are against the act.

Please, join the World Assembly and cast your vote AGAINST the act.

If it passes I will corrupt the committee from the inside out.

Allah Ma'ak dear brothers.

[Malakian Principality]

If the region by majority will it so, I shall cast my vote against the as well. As Delegate, it is my job to represent the interests of the people who elected me.

[Malakian Principality]

OOC:
So, i notice that there have not been many posts on this thread yet.

So i am going to start a new topic:

Malakia Is producing Static Mountain Artillery, Which will allow it to defend its roads and strike deep within it's neighboring territory if needed. How do you guys feel About this?

[Salawat]

Artillery is petty. Salawat's main arms manufacturing company is Napalm & Nukes.

[Malakian Principality]

OOC: you should probably read the link i posted about nuclear weapons. In accordance to the size of your country, you do not have a big enough population to produce nuclear weapons.

However, you can produce as much napalm as you want.


For any one who thinks they deserve the right to manufacture nuclear warheads: (NUKE GUIDE)

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=12342#p441849

[Tang-Silla-Taiho]

Us here in Tang-Silla-Taiho need not rely on dishonorable nuclear attacks from the sky!

As Buddha says, "When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky."

The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. When we look at the sky and laugh, we see the god of thunder crafting, hammering, the sharpest of katanas--and a weapon from a god is far more powerful than the splitting of an atom! We oppose Nuclear Armament in all forms. Fighting should be like a fluid which flows through the soul and into the hands and feet; political threats at the press of a button are cowardly.

When will we all go back to our roots, save Siddhartha, and see the whites of our foes eyes before we release the bow strings of courage, and let fate take its course on our bodies, our lives!