The Worland Wyoming Incident

[Zooey Deschanel]

Something is happening in Worland. I was talking to friend I know over there and he said they are being evacuated. I can't find anything on the news, and an article on wikipedia about the town is confusing me. I've heard rumors of militant scientologists.

I called a store and got some sort of "emergency signal".

Something is going on out there, if anyone knows please tell me.

[Soratsin]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,490844,00.html

This is the best article I could find about it, and it's pretty damn vague. But still, knowing some of the stuff the leaders of the church of Scientology have pulled in the past, this is pretty freaky. You wouldn't need to build a gigantic underground vault to store the documents of one science fiction writer religion founder.


Disclaimer: Yes I know it's fox news, yes I know they're extremely biased, no I do not regard them as a reliable source of political information.

[NotRust]

It's a 4chan troll thing. Ignore it.

[The Black Forrest]

It's a 4chan troll thing. Ignore it.

Ahh forgive my ignorance......4chan troll?

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

It's a 4chan troll thing. Ignore it.

Actually, the "Wyoming Incident" was the brainchild of SomethingAwful.

SomethingAwful is responsible for basically everything bad on the internet because, not only did they create a lot of horrible shit on their own, they also are responsible for 4chan.

[Dtacs]

It's a 4chan troll thing. Ignore it.

Ahh forgive my ignorance......4chan troll?

A image message board. Ironically they are trying to bury the subject....

[NotRust]

It's a 4chan troll thing. Ignore it.

Actually, the "Wyoming Incident" was the brainchild of SomethingAwful.

SomethingAwful is responsible for basically everything bad on the internet because, not only did they create a lot of horrible shit on their own, they also are responsible for 4chan.

Whatever. Either way, it's bullshit.

[Desperate Measures]

I don't know why we are calling Zooey Deschanel a liar. She is pretty.

[Bergnovinaia]

So you have been able to contact "your friend" but not "a store." Huh... that sounds a little bit like a contradiction.

[Soratsin]

Wow, kudos to fox news for just regurgitating bullshit they read on /b/.

This is really low, even for them.

[Kashindahar]

It's a 4chan troll thing. Ignore it.

Actually, the "Wyoming Incident" was the brainchild of SomethingAwful.

SomethingAwful is responsible for basically everything bad on the internet because, not only did they create a lot of horrible shit on their own, they also are responsible for 4chan.

Only insofar as they didn't provide Mootykins with sufficient anime porn to whet his lust.

[NotRust]

I don't know why we are calling Zooey Deschanel a liar. She is pretty.

And if the trailer for "500 Days of Summer" is believed... well, she said it's because she's neat and organised, but I still think she likes it in the butt.

[Desperate Measures]

I don't know why we are calling Zooey Deschanel a liar. She is pretty.

And if the trailer for "500 Days of Summer" is believed... well, she said it's because she's neat and organised, but I still think she likes it in the butt.

Anyone who likes it in the butt is not a liar.

[NotRust]

I don't know why we are calling Zooey Deschanel a liar. She is pretty.

And if the trailer for "500 Days of Summer" is believed... well, she said it's because she's neat and organised, but I still think she likes it in the butt.

Anyone who likes it in the butt is not a liar.

... How do you figure?

[Desperate Measures]

I don't know why we are calling Zooey Deschanel a liar. She is pretty.

And if the trailer for "500 Days of Summer" is believed... well, she said it's because she's neat and organised, but I still think she likes it in the butt.

Anyone who likes it in the butt is not a liar.

... How do you figure?

Zooey Deschanel is pretty.

[Non Aligned States]

So what exactly is going on in Worland?

[Soratsin]

So what exactly is going on in Worland?

Nothing, just a hoax on 4chan's paranormal forum, or coming from something awful.

I could give you a link, but linking unto 4chan is inviting madness into the forum.

[Non Aligned States]

Ahh, so Zooey here is a channer? That does explain things, yes.