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Are you gay now?

I have looked at porn, therefore, I am gay.
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I have looked at porn and due to mysterious forces have somehow remained heterosexual.
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I have not looked at porn, but somehow I am gay
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1%
I have not looked at porn, thank the Gods, and I am as heterosexual as a... um... as... a... er...
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I am asexual and can find better things to do with my time than view porn
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I am looking for links to porn. Am I in the right place?
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I was gay but thankfully I stopped looking at porn
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I always wanted to be gay. Is that all I have to do? Awesome!
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Looking at pornography? Ha ha! You're gay now!

Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:08 am

http://leftake.com/diary/795/us-senator ... es-you-gay

Apologies if this has been posted before. Anyway, as something I don't really make known all that often as it is nobody's business, I am bisexual. And I've seen more than my fair share of porn. What came first? My bisexuality or my porn viewing?

The larger question is, how many of you have turned gay because you liked looking at the naked ladies or the naked laddies? If this guy is to be believed, I would bet all of you. All of you are gay.

“Pornography is a blight... It is a disaster. It is one of those silent diseases in our society that we haven’t been able to overcome very well. Now, I may be getting politically incorrect here. And it’s been a few years, but not that many, since I was closely associated with pre-adolescent boys, boys around 10 years of age. But it is my observation that boys of that age have less tolerance for homosexuality than just about any other class of people. They speak badly about homosexuality. And that’s because they don’t want to be that way. They don’t want to fall into it.”

"All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.”
-Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn's chief of staff Michael Schwartz
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Postby RightLeaningChristians » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:12 am

Playing American Football turns young boys gay. Too much male on male contact for their own good.


I guess porn turned me gay when I was younger as well.
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Postby NotRust » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:14 am

Wow he's stupid. I've been looking at porn since I was, like, ten, and I'm really quite straight and heterosexual.
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Postby Bottle » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:14 am

Don't nobody tell him that women sometimes look at porn. His head will asplode.
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Postby Tubbsalot » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:14 am

Well, some people are just retarded, and this guy is one of them.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:15 am

Our very first experience in this world is wearing a vagina stretched over our heads like a funny hat. I guess everyone is gay. :)
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:16 am

NotRust wrote:Wow he's stupid. I've been looking at porn since I was, like, ten, and I'm really quite straight and heterosexual.


Sure you are. ;)
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Postby DrunkenDove » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:17 am

Shit.

I guess now I need to start caring about the interior decoration of my house. My, its just awful...
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:20 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our very first experience in this world is wearing a vagina stretched over our heads like a funny hat. I guess everyone is gay. :)

I demand a link!
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“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
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"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:22 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our very first experience in this world is wearing a vagina stretched over our heads like a funny hat. I guess everyone is gay. :)


Not everybody. ;)
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Postby Kryozerkia » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:23 am

Does yaoi manga/anime count for anything? It is pretty graphic...
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:25 am

Kryozerkia wrote:Does yaoi manga/anime count for anything? It is pretty graphic...

You are now soooo gay. Bravo is coming over and will give you a television series. Congrats!
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“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:25 am

Fartsniffage wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our very first experience in this world is wearing a vagina stretched over our heads like a funny hat. I guess everyone is gay. :)


Not everybody. ;)


Well if seeing a vagina makes you gay then I guess being born by c-section makes you a serial killer. :p
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Postby South Lorenya » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:26 am

Clearly he would change his mind if he only saw the pictures where [This description of sexy females is not included because Atma does not want to be responsible for Mr. schwartz realizing he's so wrong that he has a total nervous breakdown]!
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Postby Kryozerkia » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:27 am

Desperate Measures wrote:
Kryozerkia wrote:Does yaoi manga/anime count for anything? It is pretty graphic...

You are now soooo gay. Bravo is coming over and will give you a television series. Congrats!

So, women who read guy-on-guy p0rn because lesbians? That's a new one. I love it; doubt my spouse would. :lol:
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:29 am

Kryozerkia wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote:
Kryozerkia wrote:Does yaoi manga/anime count for anything? It is pretty graphic...

You are now soooo gay. Bravo is coming over and will give you a television series. Congrats!

So, women who read guy-on-guy p0rn because lesbians? That's a new one. I love it; doubt my spouse would. :lol:

Just give him some "shut-up money" from your new series.
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- Vladimir Nabokov US (1899 - 1977)
Also, me.
“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Free Soviets » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:29 am

i think jon stewart has the reasoning down (start at about 3:00)
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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:31 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Well if seeing a vagina makes you gay then I guess being born by c-section makes you a serial killer. :p


Image

I've been waiting for a setup to use this picture for a little while now.

At the OP, America really does need some kind of test before people are allowed to run for election.
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:33 am

Fartsniffage wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Well if seeing a vagina makes you gay then I guess being born by c-section makes you a serial killer. :p




I've been waiting for a setup to use this picture for a little while now.

At the OP, America really does need some kind of test before people are allowed to run for election.


Like an "Are you batshit insane?" test?
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Also, me.
“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:42 am

Desperate Measures wrote:Like an "Are you batshit insane?" test?


Basically.

Throw in some questions about the modern world as well, any answers involving "inter-tubes" in a non-ironic way gets you barred.
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Postby The_pantless_hero » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:45 am

Desperate Measures wrote: And it’s been a few years, but not that many, since I was closely associated with pre-adolescent boys, boys around 10 years of age.”

Did anyone else want to tack on "when I was a pedophile." The guy looked old.
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:47 am

The_pantless_hero wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote: And it’s been a few years, but not that many, since I was closely associated with pre-adolescent boys, boys around 10 years of age.”

Did anyone else want to tack on "when I was a pedophile." The guy is like 80.

Me and my wife were making jokes about that statement all last night. We did not get as much sleep as we should have.
"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
- Vladimir Nabokov US (1899 - 1977)
Also, me.
“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Songri » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:47 am

Fartsniffage wrote:
Desperate Measures wrote:Like an "Are you batshit insane?" test?


Basically.

Throw in some questions about the modern world as well, any answers involving "inter-tubes" in a non-ironic way gets you barred.


I prepose a question for this test:

Q#01: Is the internet a big truck?
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:49 am

Kryozerkia wrote:Does yaoi manga/anime count for anything? It is pretty graphic...


Yes Kryo, we are gay.
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Postby Londim » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:52 am

Sex and Pornography: Turn the world gay since the beginning of time.

Wait. What?
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