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Roman Templars
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The Flaming Wombat - part D

Postby Roman Templars » Sat May 21, 2011 6:35 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:However, it's been very beautiful outside.


-"yeah, because the sun is down."

what's Templar's power level Vageta?

-Its over 3-fu*kin- thousand!
Last edited by Roman Templars on Sat May 21, 2011 6:37 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Postby Licana » Sat May 21, 2011 6:35 pm

Luxiora wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Wow. I go away for a minute and so much happens. If this were a thread on a forum, it would take up 5 pages!

(smacks Luxiora for no reason other then to smack him)

Why'd you smack me as opposed to somebody else?

It's more fun.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat May 21, 2011 6:36 pm

Luxiora wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Wow. I go away for a minute and so much happens. If this were a thread on a forum, it would take up 5 pages!

(smacks Luxiora for no reason other then to smack him)

Why'd you smack me as opposed to somebody else?


You posted right above.

(pies Templars in the face for comedic effect)
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Luxiora » Sat May 21, 2011 6:36 pm

Licana wrote:
Luxiora wrote:Why'd you smack me as opposed to somebody else?

It's more fun.

How is it more fun to smack someone over someone else? Either way, it still makes the same noise.
"Give me all you've got, I want your money, not your life, but if you try to make a move I won't think twice."
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Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?
Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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Postby Zeobalstag » Sat May 21, 2011 6:36 pm

INFO
Millitary:7,000,000 troops
1000 jeeps
400 tanks
Navy:200,000
Air Force:10,000
Leader: President Belantos
Capital city: Damankos

Wars fought:
Santa Clarissan rebels and Bratoslovoukia
vs Zeobalstag, Heningrad and Santa Clarissan Gov-Victory

Defcon:
(1 low)
2
3
4
5



Coming soon

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Postby Celestial Divinities » Sat May 21, 2011 6:37 pm

At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>

I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.

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Postby The Great Watchers » Sat May 21, 2011 6:37 pm

Roman Templars wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:However, it's been very beautiful outside.


-"yeah, because the sun is down."

what's Templar's power level Vageta?

-Its over 3-fu*kin- thousand!

No, even during daytime, just... humid...
Captain of F7
New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What is it?

A fuckton of porn.

Coffee Cakes wrote:I'll fap to that. :lol:


Lazssia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Walks in*
So.
*Summons Void Gear*
What's happened?

Well, we have finally seen the face of Watchy. And it is magnificent.
Economic Left/Right: 1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
"What a piece of work is man..."

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Postby Saurisisia » Sat May 21, 2011 6:38 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.

*Walks up in Chomper form*
Hi, Celly!
*Nuzzles your leg*
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Postby Luxiora » Sat May 21, 2011 6:38 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.

And so did a dozen insects and one mouse, but you don't see me posting i-
Wait, I just messed up my own statement.
"Give me all you've got, I want your money, not your life, but if you try to make a move I won't think twice."
Economic Left/Right: -4.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.59
A sapient Shinx (Look at the flag if you don't know what that is.)
Friend to all, or at least I try to be.
Loves peaches. A lot.

SaintB wrote:I used to believe that you only got computer viruses through cybersex.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?
Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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Postby Roman Templars » Sat May 21, 2011 6:38 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Luxiora wrote:Why'd you smack me as opposed to somebody else?


You posted right above.

(pies Templars in the face for comedic effect)


*opens a Jack-in-the box in front of Nation's face to watch a fist fly out and punch him in the face."

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Postby Licana » Sat May 21, 2011 6:39 pm

Luxiora wrote:
Licana wrote:It's more fun.

How is it more fun to smack someone over someone else? Either way, it still makes the same noise.

Not if you smack a weegie, that causes d00m. Also, the noise isn't what makes it fun, derp.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Roman Templars » Sat May 21, 2011 6:39 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:
Roman Templars wrote:
-"yeah, because the sun is down."

what's Templar's power level Vageta?

-Its over 3-fu*kin- thousand!

No, even during daytime, just... humid...


ugh, I hate it when it is humid outside.

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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Sat May 21, 2011 6:39 pm

*Lays out an M-16, an M4, 10 Willy Petes, a Beretta, a Lupara, a China Lake, and a sheep cannon, on a table.*
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

I wrote:Bitch, please!

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat May 21, 2011 6:39 pm

Roman Templars wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
You posted right above.

(pies Templars in the face for comedic effect)


*opens a Jack-in-the box in front of Nation's face to watch a fist fly out and punch him in the face."


(nails Templars in the balls and gives him back to Kharcha)

You take care of this one!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby The Great Watchers » Sat May 21, 2011 6:40 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.

What happened?
Captain of F7
New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What is it?

A fuckton of porn.

Coffee Cakes wrote:I'll fap to that. :lol:


Lazssia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Walks in*
So.
*Summons Void Gear*
What's happened?

Well, we have finally seen the face of Watchy. And it is magnificent.
Economic Left/Right: 1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
"What a piece of work is man..."

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Postby New East Ireland » Sat May 21, 2011 6:41 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.

Why, did something bad happen?
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Postby Celestial Divinities » Sat May 21, 2011 6:41 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.

*Walks up in Chomper form*
Hi, Celly!
*Nuzzles your leg*

Hi Saur. *broken smile*
How are you?
Luxiora wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.

And so did a dozen insects and one mouse, but you don't see me posting i-
Wait, I just messed up my own statement.

What are you wearing?
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>

I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.

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Postby Luxiora » Sat May 21, 2011 6:41 pm

Licana wrote:
Luxiora wrote:How is it more fun to smack someone over someone else? Either way, it still makes the same noise.

Not if you smack a weegie, that causes d00m. Also, the noise isn't what makes it fun, derp.

*looks around, sees no "weegie"*
What is with you and "weegie"? Is he your alter-ego?
"Give me all you've got, I want your money, not your life, but if you try to make a move I won't think twice."
Economic Left/Right: -4.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.59
A sapient Shinx (Look at the flag if you don't know what that is.)
Friend to all, or at least I try to be.
Loves peaches. A lot.

SaintB wrote:I used to believe that you only got computer viruses through cybersex.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?
Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

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Roman Templars
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Postby Roman Templars » Sat May 21, 2011 6:42 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Roman Templars wrote:
*opens a Jack-in-the box in front of Nation's face to watch a fist fly out and punch him in the face."


(nails Templars in the balls and gives him back to Kharcha)

You take care of this one!


-"IN HELL!"
*pulls out one of my assorted grandes from trench coat. that granade being the Holy Hand Granade of Antioch.*
-"I did it that time without magic."

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Postby The Great Watchers » Sat May 21, 2011 6:42 pm

Roman Templars wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:No, even during daytime, just... humid...


ugh, I hate it when it is humid outside.

In Florida, its humid i winter, and it chills you to the bone.
Captain of F7
New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What is it?

A fuckton of porn.

Coffee Cakes wrote:I'll fap to that. :lol:


Lazssia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Walks in*
So.
*Summons Void Gear*
What's happened?

Well, we have finally seen the face of Watchy. And it is magnificent.
Economic Left/Right: 1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
"What a piece of work is man..."

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Postby Hetalia Dakota » Sat May 21, 2011 6:42 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:*Lays out an M-16, an M4, 10 Willy Petes, a Beretta, a Lupara, a China Lake, and a sheep cannon, on a table.*

*hugs.* Hiiiiiiiiiii! :hug:
Forum Seven's Precious Preschooler. :D

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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Sat May 21, 2011 6:42 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:At least I got to have my own personal apocalypse today.

Why, did something bad happen?

It would make sense for you to assume so.
Boob sisters with WWIIHG!
Vortiaganica was here >.>

I am every mighty mild seventies child

Married to Esty.

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Postby New East Ireland » Sat May 21, 2011 6:43 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Why, did something bad happen?

It would make sense for you to assume so.

Oh that sucks... I think... Mabye. Not really.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat May 21, 2011 6:43 pm

Roman Templars wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
(nails Templars in the balls and gives him back to Kharcha)

You take care of this one!


-"IN HELL!"
*pulls out one of my assorted grandes from trench coat. that granade being the Holy Hand Granade of Antioch.*
-"I did it that time without magic."


(stuffs chloroform cookie down Templars throat)

Sleep.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Sat May 21, 2011 6:43 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:*Walks up in Chomper form*
Hi, Celly!
*Nuzzles your leg*

Hi Saur. *broken smile*
How are you?

Good. I'm currently Chomper right now!

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Roman Templars wrote:
*opens a Jack-in-the box in front of Nation's face to watch a fist fly out and punch him in the face."


(nails Templars in the balls and gives him back to Kharcha)

You take care of this one!

Um, Kharca's not here.
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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