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Cyn1c
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Mar 05, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Cyn1c » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:04 am

Bell: 80
Sungai: 1 :p
Duk: 60
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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Clipperton Atoll
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Posts: 21
Founded: Feb 28, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Clipperton Atoll » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:06 am

Fuck you.
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Clipperton Atoll
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Posts: 21
Founded: Feb 28, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Clipperton Atoll » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:06 am

Fuck you.
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Dukopolious
Minister
 
Posts: 2589
Founded: Jun 17, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Dukopolious » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:06 am

Cyn1c wrote:Duk: 60


"Shmooze Me= 80 Shares"

Fine. I'll work for another 80.. You're so that you raise my tower higher than the Empire State.... [/Massive Regret]
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Cyn1c
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Mar 05, 2012
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Postby Cyn1c » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:06 am

Dukopolious wrote:
Cyn1c wrote:Duk: 60


"Shmooze Me= 80 Shares"

Fine. I'll work for another 80.. You're so that you raise my tower higher than the Empire State....

I'll decide what category to put you in.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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Everything you need to know about me.

Welsh Cowboy wrote:I am but a worm lying on the ground before you, the mighty oak tree.

Dystara wrote:If there is a God, it prays to you. I'd prostrate myself in the dirt for a thousand thousand generations until found worthy to catch a glimpse of the merest hint of your power.
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Cyn1c
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Mar 05, 2012
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Postby Cyn1c » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:11 am

Clipperton Atoll wrote:Fuck you.


Mad bro?

1 Share.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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Everything you need to know about me.

Welsh Cowboy wrote:I am but a worm lying on the ground before you, the mighty oak tree.

Dystara wrote:If there is a God, it prays to you. I'd prostrate myself in the dirt for a thousand thousand generations until found worthy to catch a glimpse of the merest hint of your power.
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Rice Lee
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Posts: 52
Founded: Mar 16, 2012
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Postby Rice Lee » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:12 am

Dude your a total beast! I am not even doing this for shares! Thats how awesome you are! If I had your autograph... It would make me so happy!
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Cyn1c
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Mar 05, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Cyn1c » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:12 am

Rice Lee wrote:Dude your a total beast! I am not even doing this for shares! Thats how awesome you are! If I had your autograph... It would make me so happy!


I know- 40 shares.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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Everything you need to know about me.

Welsh Cowboy wrote:I am but a worm lying on the ground before you, the mighty oak tree.

Dystara wrote:If there is a God, it prays to you. I'd prostrate myself in the dirt for a thousand thousand generations until found worthy to catch a glimpse of the merest hint of your power.
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Jormengand
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8414
Founded: May 22, 2010
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Postby Jormengand » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:14 am

Did I mention that you can roundhouse kick chuck norris?
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Dukopolious
Minister
 
Posts: 2589
Founded: Jun 17, 2011
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Postby Dukopolious » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:14 am

"Oh my god is that god walking down the street?"
"No dude. God is so uncool compared to this guy.."
"Is that who I think it is?!"
"Yep. It's Cyn1c, get ready to bow."
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Dukopolious
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Founded: Jun 17, 2011
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Postby Dukopolious » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:15 am

Jormengand wrote:Did I mention that you can roundhouse kick chuck norris?



Pfft. He's so good even in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norrs can't roundhouse kick him. That's right, he broke the Joke.i
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Jormengand
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Posts: 8414
Founded: May 22, 2010
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Postby Jormengand » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:15 am

Dukopolious wrote:
Jormengand wrote:Did I mention that you can roundhouse kick chuck norris?



Pfft. He's so good even in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norrs can't roundhouse kick him. That's right, he broke the Joke.i

Cynic's allowed to break whatever he wants, so awesome is he.
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Lord Tothe
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Posts: 2632
Founded: Dec 19, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Lord Tothe » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:15 am

Your mother dresses you funny.

And yet you still have better fashion sense than me.

*worships* :bow:
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Vazdania
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Posts: 19448
Founded: Mar 06, 2011
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Postby Vazdania » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:14 am

You smell nice, like a babbeling brooke in the middle of a meadow on a hot day...with a hint of lemon... :lol:
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Flooderai
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 07, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Flooderai » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:20 am

The miniscule empire of flooderai beggs for shares from your most powerful empire. We are maggots compared to you mighty predators.
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The Wacha
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1827
Founded: Nov 05, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The Wacha » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:24 am

Insult Me= 1 Share
I hate you
Compliment Me= 20 Shares
you are the nicest person ever
Suck Up to Me= 40 IL
I am not worthy master
Grovel to Me= 60 Shares
please help me kind sir I will do anything
Shmooze Me= 80 Shares
no
Explain Why You Are A Terrible Person And Why I Am Better Than You In Every Way= 100 Shares
I am a terable person because I am mean to my siblings. I am also a terable person because I would never ever compare to you
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Lynxcia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 397
Founded: Nov 01, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Lynxcia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:31 am

I am a sad, lonely, foul, unwanted streak of urine compared to your divine, all mighty, power and majesty.
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The Peoples SDAC
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Mar 27, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Peoples SDAC » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:34 am

Exhaustive World Census tests revealed Cyn1c to be the the best Nation,
in bed.
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Lukquarel
Diplomat
 
Posts: 842
Founded: Feb 19, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lukquarel » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:34 am

Although I am not worthy to be replying in this thread, I believe I should be letting everyone know the greatest of all, is by far, YOU! I am a lowly peasant compared to your King like factors. Nobody in the entire NationStates World has a greater country. Mr./Mrs. All Powerful... You are my mentor... I hope to be like you one day. But yet... I dream. You are insanely, crazily, better than me. The World just needed to know this.

Thank you,
The Not Worthy People of Lukquarel
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Citizens' Assembly: 212 members
Union Council: 105 members
Justice Chamber Council Subcommittee: 20 members

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Whestion
Attaché
 
Posts: 90
Founded: Sep 02, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Whestion » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:36 am

Clearly you are better than me in every way.
Your wealth as a nation acts as a full bucket, Whestion can only be compared to as a drop.

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Brandington
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Nov 05, 2010
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My soul is in your hands

Postby Brandington » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:51 am

I stand before you master, I really screwed up by still being alive but, hopefully my service to you for the rest of my life will show you how much power you have. I daresay I couldn't lick the mud of your boots its so holy.
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Drewsnia
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Posts: 22
Founded: Feb 14, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Drewsnia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:58 am

I am a terrible person because i am not like you, and that means i am evil, i eat babies, i molest baby pandas, i rape myself. You are magnificent in every way and the fact your aren't god makes me want to kill and eat a raped panda bear right now.
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Strykla
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6538
Founded: Oct 30, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Strykla » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:50 pm

I'm going to insult your honor so bad, you'll give me five shares!

You're so low, you slept with a brony!
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