The NSG Bulwer-Lytton competition: WINNER ANNOUNCED!

by **Yaltabaoth** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:39 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Yaltabaoth wrote:*cries*

No, I'm just kidding, really I'm oka...

*cries some more*

At least somebody voted for you. Everyone has votes but me.

I need ice cream nao.

I would have voted for you, but... beavers!

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:50 pm

Yaltabaoth wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
At least somebody voted for you. Everyone has votes but me.

I need ice cream nao.

I would have voted for you, but... beavers!

But... but... I had budding romance between an elephant pooper scooper and the bearded lady! Who would want to read that?!

I suppose my life will go on. I'm just happy I even got nominated. :lol:

by **Yaltabaoth** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:08 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Yaltabaoth wrote:

I would have voted for you, but... beavers!

But... but... I had budding romance between an elephant pooper scooper and the bearded lady! Who would want to read that?!

I suppose my life will go on. I'm just happy I even got nominated.

Transexual elephant fetishists?* There may be more of them than you realise.

*That's transexual humans who fetishise elephants, not transexual elephants with other fetishes. That would just be weird!

by **Yaltabaoth** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:33 am

Tmutarakhan wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:When does voting close?

Midnight Thursday, as defined by Greenwich time; that would be 8PM where I am in Eastern US (with Daylight Saving), but I don't know where you are.

The Archregimancy wrote:VOTING OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT MONDAY 2 APRIL (UTC)

by **Risottia** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:50 am

Although I'm fairly disgusted by every single one, I vote Mindhar, for the use of punctuation.

by **The Archregimancy** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:30 am

It's occurred to me that we need a voting deadline I'm going to be awake for, and can enforce.

DEADLINE CHANGED TO 10:00 AM TUESDAY MORNING UTC

by **Forsher** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:01 pm

The Archregimancy wrote:It's occurred to me that we need a voting deadline I'm going to be awake for, and can enforce.

DEADLINE CHANGED TO 10:00 AM TUESDAY MORNING UTC

That's the 3rd, correct?

by **Ariddia** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:09 am

Partybus wrote:
Ariddia wrote:The morning was bright, bright as the sun which caused it to be so, shining through the shifting shimmering clouds which drifted aimlessly like lost fluffy sheep untethered in a vast open sky, contrasting sharply with the darkness of the night which had just come to a natural close as it did every morning; but as Thomas Tumblemac slept in that morning, like every morning, until early afternoon, that is not where our story begins.

This. Is. Terrible...

Me likey, very, very much...

Thank you!

I've had quite a few laughs reading through all the submissions; after much hesitation, I voted for Grainne Ni Malley's; I feel it best epitomises the particular brand of awfulness that the contest requires. (The "so mesmerisingly dreadful that I can't read any more but I must" effect.)

(In case anyone was wondering, that single vote I've received did not come from me, therefore!

)

by **The Archregimancy** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:37 am

Whoops! Forgot to announce the winner - see the edited OP for details!

(And thanks to Ariddia for the gentle reminder)

by **Meowfoundland** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:41 am

Yay! I wasn't last!

Congrats Yaltabaoth

by **Yaltabaoth** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:31 am

I'd like to thank my fellow cast members, the director, the producers, everyone who I slept with for their vote, the laboratory workers who gave me life and raised me as their own special experiment, God, Satan, and especially Cthulhu.

waves hands ineffectually at eyes in an attempt to dry the tears, ALL THE TEARS!

The NSG Bulwer-Lytton competition: WINNER ANNOUNCED!

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