After getting this issue an idea came to me. There is an option that could be added to this issue that other issues have had a similar (read: batshit crazy) bent on them. After reading the last option (#6) I thought why isn't there an option that takes the same idea but goes even further? Option six is the idea to legalize terrorism as a legitimate form of political commentary. What if this option, or a new one, was to legalize terrorism as a legitimate form of political commentary and OUTLAW all political commentary/dissent that isn't terrorism.
Now that's an idea to bring a broader sense of humor to issues. Although, granted, perhaps it could offend people, I don't know. But I would assume the shear ridiculousness of such an idea wouldn't offend or put people off as they would realize that it was played up to ridiculousness for maximum comedic effect.
EDIT: Although thinking about it now, perhaps it would be harder to implement this way. Doesn't change the fact that it's a hilarious idea.
