Weaknesses of your nation

[Hora-Quan]

The Supreme Commander of Intelligence, Metal Kaeden, has decided to put out a survey of all nations, to determine whether or not they possess weaknesses. Please fill out this form:

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?:
Could your nation survive an alien invasion?:
Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?:
Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?:
What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?:

Please inform us of these facts for... informational purposes only.

[Holmeslupin]

Our currency can be easily sabotaged by eating it.

[Wellboneland]

We are SAYIAN! We are not weak!
Seriously, our soldiers tend to get drunk often.

[Tsaroski]

Same as wellboneland, our troops tend to have too much to drink.

[Al-Harakut al-Islami]

Internal division -- though Turks, Arabs, and Russians are dominant, we have more ethnic groups than we care to count; though our government is a liberal Islamic Republic, we have much political discord, especially from Marxist and nationalist militants.

[Lesser Naboo]

When conquering Lesser Naboo, you mostly have to prepare for a long, drawn-out conflict. We excel at assymetric warfare, so it'll be a long haul.

[The empire of dragons]

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?: no
Could your nation survive an alien invasion?: we are the ones who invade another planets
Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?: let me see..hmm..no
Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?:no
What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?: there is any?

[Harkonna]

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?: Very Few, if any.
Could your nation survive an alien invasion?: Potentially, depending on the technological level of said species.
Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?: Very unlikely.
Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?: No.
What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?: [Redacted]

[Ilassa]

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?: Maybe not so obvious, but they tend to be very arrogant, believing their god/leader will protect them from anything.
Could your nation survive an alien invasion?: Easily
Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?: Disloyalty isn't a gene held by the Illassians, It was breed out of them.
Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?: Nothing per say
What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?: There is no singular strategy that would work best. A wide spread virus would be the best, but it would only kill maybe a third of the population before the rest devolop an immunity and hang your ass.

[Arkon Corporation]

Weaknesses? Hmmm.... Well, I suppose a large invasion force by land would be a hard thing to stop. The problem with that is, our nation is high up north, elevated on a chain of mountains. As a result, the air temperature plummets and makes use of anything a bother, at night especially (We're talking The Day After Tomorrow cold. When the fuel can freeze in the engines. Yea, that cold.) Our military has adopted to fight in these extreme conditions, but if you can get past that, then large land forces are a weakness.

On the "surviving an alien invasion" note:
We already have, the Great Invasion happened 20 years ago. Many lives were lost, but in the end we destroyed all of their invasion ships. This was also the birth of ARK Tech, so if anything like it ever happens again, we're ready for it.

[Foguk]

Our Nation has few defenses and a small army. The only thing that keeps people at bay is our stockpile of nuclear arms. Blitzkrieg tactics work well.

Also, Fogukians love their psychoactive substances. Even in the army, or in the lab, or even at school, odds are, one of your fellow coworkers/students/teachers is either

A. So high they are a ferret


B. Or hallucinating to such a degree they turned into a genie.


C. So amped up they speak not in words per minute but sentences per minute.

[The Cookish States]

Our soldiers like to surrender in large numbers when the fight gets tough. If we aren't winning, we've lost.
Our Navy has only won one battle (It's been wiped out twice).
Our airforce only recently became anything but laughable.

Our women are..well..whores. There hasn't been a faithful marriage from the female part of this nation in quite a while. That's why our men are always so angry and eager to kill.

Oh, and the weather sucks. In the southeast you couldn't even fight 9 months out of the year.

As for aliens...we'd put up a decent fight for a few days, but we'd break ranks and get slaughtered.

[Cilothan]

Our men prefer to fight hand to hand instead of long range. Our top military trainers are working hard to break this habit but so far it is failing.

[Zathganastan]

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?:Non other then we'll return for wounded or stranded soldiers.

Could your nation survive an alien invasion?:We have over a hundred different Contingency plan's...So yes

Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?:Not any more, the last of our traitors was dealt with and have been exiled from the nation.

Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?:Why the hell would I ever tell you that

What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?:C answer A

[Foguk]

Our soldiers like to surrender in large numbers when the fight gets tough. If we aren't winning, we've lost.

France? Is that you on NSG?

[The Cookish States]

Our soldiers like to surrender in large numbers when the fight gets tough. If we aren't winning, we've lost.

France? Is that you on NSG?

Haha, well to be specific it's the Hienmenians (Cookish Slavs) but they make up about 45% of our army soo...

[YellowApple]

YellowApple has virtually no navy besides some submersible warships, primarily around YellowApple's one non-aerial city, Drop Point (a seafloor city with surface-level docks).

[Qazox]

The Supreme Commander of Intelligence, Metal Kaeden, has decided to put out a survey of all nations, to determine whether or not they possess weaknesses. Please fill out this form:

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?:
Could your nation survive an alien invasion?:
Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?:
Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?:
What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?:

Please inform us of these facts for... informational purposes only.

Qazox is proud of the fact that Hora-Quan is collecting this information for informational purposes.

[Costa de Oro]

Well, there is the fact that the military uses an odd mixture of NATO and Warsaw Pact weapons, vehicles, and gear. The former had been supplied to Alcazar and the Picaros during their guerrilla war against the Tapioca regime, while the latter were supplied to Tapioca by the nations of the Warsaw Pact, primarily Borduria and the Soviet Union.

The military is also largely disorganized, considering that we are still recovering from years of countless civil war and revolutions and even the uniforms and equipment aren't all totally standardized.

Plus, take into account how hugely-poor the country is and the fact that we're using 60's and 50's weaponry (since we're stuck in the early 70's).

[The Cookish States]

The Supreme Commander of Intelligence, Metal Kaeden, has decided to put out a survey of all nations, to determine whether or not they possess weaknesses. Please fill out this form:

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?:
Could your nation survive an alien invasion?:
Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?:
Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?:
What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?:

Please inform us of these facts for... informational purposes only.

Qazox is proud of the fact that Hora-Quan is collecting this information for informational purposes.

I see waht you did thar

[Acerbic]

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?: Yes, if you take out a Commander you take out a whole army's link to High Command and their higher reasoning. Quite hard to take out a Commander though, as their ACU can take down small armies itself and is usually quite defended.
Could your nation survive an alien invasion?: Yes, quite easily. We could easily destroy them once we found their home planet as well. We have the ability to create a tank in 15 minutes, and create a massive Superwalker within 2 hours.
Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?: Well, they might be disloyal enough. We'd just make their head explode through their cybernetic implants if they acted upon it. Ah, the joys of technology. The whole nation though would betray the rest of humanity quite happily. Devolved savages, the other humans are. Well, except other cybernetic nations. They are fine.
Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?: Kill the ACUs, that or reveal what our Imaginative Matrix uses as its processing unit. That would cause quite a large international incident...
What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?: Kill the ACUs, destroy all the massive walkers the size of a castle, and destroy the Imaginative Matrix, Reasoning Matrix, and Control Matrix.

[Foguk]

Scientist 1: Oh shi... theyre gonna invade man... They know our secrets. Heh heh heh...
Scientist 2: They can't man... not without their oxygen...
Lead Scientist: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE COMM LINKS AND TOKING IN THE- oh man, Is that Highland Foguk I smell? Gimme that. *Inhale*

2 weeks later:

Accountant: So, run me by this again... why is there a $400 fee charged to your department for 12 crates of Hot pockets?
Lead scientist: Well...


As you can tell, Foguks TOP minds are working around the clock protecting the citizen's freedoms.

[The Cookish States]

Scientist 1: Oh shi... theyre gonna invade man... They know our secrets. Heh heh heh...
Scientist 2: They can't man... not without their oxygen...
Lead Scientist: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE COMM LINKS AND TOKING IN THE- oh man, Is that Highland Foguk I smell? Gimme that. *Inhale*

2 weeks later:

Accountant: So, run me by this again... why is there a $400 fee charged to your department for 12 crates of Hot pockets?
Lead scientist: Well...


As you can tell, Foguks TOP minds are working around the clock protecting the citizen's freedoms.

*Salutes

[Ruskarkand]

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?:
Perhaps our lack of Nuclear, Biological or Chemical Warheads.. I don't know, that's the only one that's extremely obvious.

Could your nation survive an alien invasion?:
Most likely. Our equipment is mostly Post-Modern tech, thus we are probably capable of holding our own planet.

Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?:
The Humans might betray us, but you will never find a Dragonkinian who is disloyal to their species, and as such: No Dragonkinian will ever betray one another.

Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?:
Of course there is, what nation doesn't have a secret weakness? It's only the stronger ones that are not afraid to reveal it to others. If you must know, then you could easily exploit the Dragonkinian's weakness, their comrades in war are like brothers and sisters to them. Killing them in brutal ways will quickly shatter the spirits of our Military.. just be careful not to overdo it, or you might send them into a spiralling fury of bloodlust.
Nobody wants that, do they?

What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?:
Throw your troops at the Dragonkinian defenders, and hope that they run out of ammo and/or supplies. The only efficient way to stop this machine is to hope that it jams when you throw enough meat into the grinder.

[Fransikania]

Does your nation have any obvious defense flaws?:

Not really but our navy is the weaksest part of our Military

Could your nation survive an alien invasion?:

Yes

Is anyone in your nation disloyal enough to betray their own species?:

No

Is there any secret weakness of your nation that could be exploited and let your nation be conquered?:

No

What is the best strategy to use when conquering your nation?:

The best wayu to conquer Fransikania is to attack when we are not ready. But it is impossible to conquer the whole of Fransikania becuse of it`s size. You could at best only conquer parts of it