I CALL FOR WORLDWIDE QUARANTINE!!!!!!!!!

[The Animal Union]

I call for a worldwide declaration of war against nuclear power Southwest Europe. They nuclear bombed an ally in my region- now ANYBODY in the world can be next!!!!!!!!!

JOIN THE ALLIANCE. DESTROY SOUTHWEST EUROPE.

[Ketrily]

While I understand Your alarm at this prude action, you must realise, ther are other ways to stop this madness.

[Lizardiar]

ooc: Madness?

[Dystopian Polymarchy]

You gots dystopia's full suport. Though the council will discuss what to do about your situation.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

IC: Madness?!?!?

To: The Animal Union

Hello leader(s) of the Animal Union, THIS IS SPARTA!n Philidelphia here. I can understand your request for a "quarantine", but is that really necessary?

Much less importantly, why did you have to open up a new communication thread? You could've just as easily called for whatever you want in the appropriate thread that I see has already been created for your convenience.

Signed,

Luigi Mario

[Anemos Major]

OOC: Somebody give me a link to the thread, and I'll take action.

[Otagia]

CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

[Holy Marsh]

OOC: Somebody give me a link to the thread, and I'll take action.

OOC: SWE didn't nuke anyone. These guys just want to have a war so are Godmodding their way into one.XD

[Spartan Philidelphia]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1609

I herby condemn these nations for trying to start a war for no good reason.

[Golden Rebirth]

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUÉ
Golden Rebirth, President's Office
"De Profundis"

To: Leadership of The Animal Union
RE: Worldwide quarantine

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No.

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Yours faithfully,

Jonathan Gates
President in perpetuum

[Takaram]

To: The Animal Union
From: Foreign Affairs Ministry

The Takaram Foreign Affairs Minister and all of the senior staff start breaking out laughing every time they try and write a response to your request, so it falls to me, a lowly janitor, to write this. If you think well go to war over this, your nuts.

Bob the Janitor, Foreign Affairs Minister's Janitor, Takaram

ooc: Just to show how seriously I take this

[Ravea]

ooc: Madness?

This is Athens.

*Kicks you into a ball pit*

[Takaram]

ooc: Madness?

This is Athens.

*Kicks you into a ball pit*

[Anemos Major]

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major

You may think we are idiots, but we are not. None of our intelligence units have seen evidence of a missile launch, let alone a nuclear detonation, and as we have had Southwest Europe under surveillance, we have been monitoring all current and potential launch sites. Unless you have concrete evidence of such and assault, I strongly suggest you do not invade Southwest Europe under the pretext of what is effectively slander, because you will be met my the fury of the Anemonian Armed Forces.

You have been warned,
First Councillor Baron Arkal Therondis (1st Marshal of the Army, ret.)

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I just got a funny telegram. I would've reacted seriously, but I realized that they were threatening the wrong people.

Oh, is that so, Philadelphia? Well, I guess I can give you LIVING HELL right back if you're going to give us the same. We have sent 100,000 soldiers, 30,000 tanks, 13,000 planes and 5,000 artillery to your capital. BAM! BAM! My soldiers will have SO much fun storming the palace.

It was from the Animal Union. You don't have to believe that they would give silly and unrealistic threats because no matter how stupid and unrealistic scary the threat is, I know that they have the brightness of a dim bright Oh, nevermind, I can't think of something nice while be semi-true at the same time whatever..

I realized that it wasn't for me since I am not Philadelphia, I am Spartan Philidelphia. I feel very afraid for Philadelphia. So many troops belonging to one nation must be from some godmodder, or maybe they had help from some other nonsensical equally powerful nation.

[Anemos Major]

I just got a funny telegram. I would've reacted seriously, but I realized that they were threatening the wrong people.

Oh, is that so, Philadelphia? Well, I guess I can give you LIVING HELL right back if you're going to give us the same. We have sent 100,000 soldiers, 30,000 tanks, 13,000 planes and 5,000 artillery to your capital. BAM! BAM! My soldiers will have SO much fun storming the palace.

It was from the Animal Union. You don't have to believe that they would give silly and unrealistic threats because no matter how stupid and unrealistic scary the threat is, I know that they have the brightness of a dim bright Oh, nevermind, I can't think of something nice while be semi-true at the same time whatever..

I realized that it wasn't for me since I am not Philadelphia, I am Spartan Philidelphia. I feel very afraid for Philadelphia. So many troops belonging to one nation must be from some godmodder, or maybe they had help from some other nonsensical equally powerful nation.

Yes... 100,000 soldiers...

You know, considering the intellectual prowess of their government (which can been seen from their... aggressive policies), a simply 'shortcut' sign leading towards a cliff should get rid of half their armed forces. The other half will be stopped by a wooden fence.

[Takaram]

Yes... 100,000 soldiers...

You know, considering the intellectual prowess of their government (which can been seen from their... aggressive policies), a simply 'shortcut' sign leading towards a cliff should get rid of half their armed forces. The other half will be stopped by a wooden fence.

You have no idea how hard this had me laughing

[Southwest Europe (Ancient)]

"quarantine" my gosh, you dont even know what it means

my guess is that this guy is just some random 14 year old

[Takaram]

"quarantine" my gosh, you dont even know what it means

my guess is that this guy is just some random 14 year old

Ya think?

Bob the Janitor, Takaram

[Anemos Major]

Yes... 100,000 soldiers...

You know, considering the intellectual prowess of their government (which can been seen from their... aggressive policies), a simply 'shortcut' sign leading towards a cliff should get rid of half their armed forces. The other half will be stopped by a wooden fence.

You have no idea how hard this had me laughing

Is that a compliment, or a misleading, slightly sarcastic insult?

[Takaram]

Yes... 100,000 soldiers...

You know, considering the intellectual prowess of their government (which can been seen from their... aggressive policies), a simply 'shortcut' sign leading towards a cliff should get rid of half their armed forces. The other half will be stopped by a wooden fence.

You have no idea how hard this had me laughing

Is that a compliment, or a misleading, slightly sarcastic insult?

Thats a compliment. That was f***ing hilarious

[Anemos Major]

"quarantine" my gosh, you dont even know what it means

my guess is that this guy is just some random 14 year old

Yes... the correct word would be blockade.

Just a tip to this guy: When you are 'blockading' a nation, point your ships towards them.

[Anemos Major]

Thats a compliment. That was f***ing hilarious

Awfully kind of you.

[Reijvajik]

I CALL FOR YOU TO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Holy Marsh]

I just got a funny telegram. I would've reacted seriously, but I realized that they were threatening the wrong people.

Oh, is that so, Philadelphia? Well, I guess I can give you LIVING HELL right back if you're going to give us the same. We have sent 100,000 soldiers, 30,000 tanks, 13,000 planes and 5,000 artillery to your capital. BAM! BAM! My soldiers will have SO much fun storming the palace.

It was from the Animal Union. You don't have to believe that they would give silly and unrealistic threats because no matter how stupid and unrealistic scary the threat is, I know that they have the brightness of a dim bright Oh, nevermind, I can't think of something nice while be semi-true at the same time whatever..

I realized that it wasn't for me since I am not Philadelphia, I am Spartan Philidelphia. I feel very afraid for Philadelphia. So many troops belonging to one nation must be from some godmodder, or maybe they had help from some other nonsensical equally powerful nation.

I got the same basic message. It was pretty funny.XD I also talked with him; he didn't know what Godmodding was, so that is likely the source of our issues.