
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:59 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Salandriagado » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:01 pm

by Yuktova » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:02 pm

Goldsaver said: This is murder, not a romantic date!

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by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:10 pm
South Asia Minor wrote:I dream of a world where nobody's offended by "offensive" jokes. Where black people and white people can gleefully toss slurs at one another with abandon. If nobody takes them seriously, they lose their potency as hate speech.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Genivaria » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:17 pm
Yuktova wrote:As George Carlin once said, "Anything,"


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by The Corparation » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:45 pm
Yuktova wrote:As George Carlin once said, "Anything,"
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by Rhodmhire » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:48 pm

by Lackadaisical2 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:10 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

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by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:11 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by The Nuclear Fist » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:15 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

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by Kalysk » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:24 pm
Rhodmhire wrote:Kalysk you are a total fucking bro for professing your love (of Erasure)
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