The Promised Land of Israel

[Akubalan]

I declare before the Nations that there is only one Promised Land and it belongs to The Empire of Zion! We serve the True and Living Elohim who's name is YAHWEH! Any nation claiming to be of the Children of YIsraEL and are of the synagogues of Satan; like the Promised Land of Israel will be exposed, We of the Empire of Zion, first offer sanctuary to all oppressed peoples and political asylum to political prisoners. We seek to unite with our African Brethren and live at peace with the world. We will expose all impostor nations who claim to be of our Blood line, we are of the Children of Abraham through his grandson Jacob who's name was changed by YAHWEH to YisraEL, we were in captivity in the land of The United States of America and we are now home. If you have not built the Pyramids, and the USA through the horrendous acts of slavery, and have been redeemed by the Mighty Hand of YAHWEH with great and terrible acts then you can not claim you are YisraEL, The Empire of Zion is here to stay we welcome any challengers!

[YisraEL]

All praises to YAH, I agree with you Akubalan!!

[Tziyon (Ancient)]

It is the Right of Zion to have our home, and any Muslim or so-called Jew does not stand a chance to go against us!

[Knootoss]

Q: Does the government of Knootoss consider the bellicose statements by the Empire of Zion to be a threat to the protectorate of Ale-Yarok?

A: Does the government consider it a threat? Well... no. This new Empire lacks the military strength to challenge the Knootian Defence Force and it's agenda has been fished up from a loonie bin in some dark, distant place. However, I'll admit that the emergence of militant Jewish pretender nations never bodes well for the vast majority of peaceful, secular Jews who just want to live out their lives in peace . On a more important topic... yes, the cabinet has received the new Pink Bunny Cherry and, I'm told, rather enjoyed the new drink during a meeting of the Council of Ministers.

As released by,

Lucas L. Maurhoffer

Press Secretary for the government of the Dutch Democratic Republic of Knootoss



OOC: Foreign reporters may follow up with questions.

[Tailed Wind Demons]

Q: Mister Knootossian Press Secretary, are you sure the Empire of Zion is hostile? Are you sure they don't just want to cuddle? And maybe kiss? And maybe kiss some more? And maybe kiss while cuddling?

Q: Ooo... ooo... ooo...! Mister Knootossian Press Secretary! I've got a question! How do you make a Pink Bunny Cherry? Is it made from real bunnies? I hope not... bunnies are really soft and fluffy! I hope they don't get made into drinks against their will!

Q: Oooo... Mister Knootossian Press Secretary? Do you think the pyramids the Akubalanian statement referred to are metaphorical? Like pyramids of cotton symbolizing the exploited labor of kidnapped African types? Or are they real pyramids? If so, do you think there's any treasure inside? Like golden eggs? Or maybe chocolate?

The previous questions come from Tailed Wind Demons' "Daily Dromaeosaur" online newspaper and blog-o-blog.

[Belrussia]

I'm confused...

[Knootoss]

Q: Mister Knootossian Press Secretary, are you sure the Empire of Zion is hostile? Are you sure they don't just want to cuddle? And maybe kiss? And maybe kiss some more? And maybe kiss while cuddling?

A: First of all, let me say that I'm glad the Daily Dromaeosaur has taken an interest in this press briefing! You may be interested to learn that the proper demonym is 'Knootian". Double oh, no oss. As for the hostility of the Empire of Zion... well, I'd like to hold out good hopes, but their announcement uses a lot of value-laden words like 'exposed', 'impostors' and 'challenge'. We'd just like to play it on the safe side here.

Q: Ooo... ooo... ooo...! Mister Knootossian Press Secretary! I've got a question! How do you make a Pink Bunny Cherry? Is it made from real bunnies? I hope not... bunnies are really soft and fluffy! I hope they don't get made into drinks against their will!

A: Pink Bunny Cola isn't made from bunnies but, they say, by the Pink Bunny King. It is delicious.

Q: Oooo... Mister Knootossian Press Secretary? Do you think the pyramids the Akubalanian statement referred to are metaphorical? Like pyramids of cotton symbolizing the exploited labor of kidnapped African types? Or are they real pyramids? If so, do you think there's any treasure inside? Like golden eggs? Or maybe chocolate?

A: Maybe a little bit of everything. You'd best ask them.

As released by,

Lucas L. Maurhoffer

Press Secretary for the government of the Dutch Democratic Republic of Knootoss



OOC: Foreign reporters may follow up with questions.

[Akubalan]

I declare before the Nations that there is only one Promised Land and it belongs to The Empire of Zion! We serve the True and Living Elohim who's name is YAHWEH! Any nation claiming to be of the Children of YIsraEL and are of the synagogues of Satan; like the Promised Land of Israel will be exposed, We of the Empire of Zion, first offer sanctuary to all oppressed peoples and political asylum to political prisoners. We seek to unite with our African Brethren and live at peace with the world. We will expose all impostor nations who claim to be of our Blood line, we are of the Children of Abraham through his grandson Jacob who's name was changed by YAHWEH to YisraEL, we were in captivity in the land of The United States of America and we are now home. If you have not built the Pyramids, and the USA through the horrendous acts of slavery, and have been redeemed by the Mighty Hand of YAHWEH with great and terrible acts then you can not claim you are YisraEL, The Empire of Zion is here to stay we welcome any challengers!

[Princess Luna]

Her Highness Princess Luna hereby proclaims that should any jews or other children of Israel be without a home she will, in her wisdom, grant them special autonomous regions in her realm, provided they will defend and steward these lands as they would the land given by their God, and they will bear true faith and friendship with her people for as long as her people are just and fair allies to them.

Knootian citizens are asked not to apply as a refusal may offend.

[Dragosovlkiav]

Her Highness Princess Luna hereby proclaims that should any jews or other children of Israel be without a home she will, in her wisdom, grant them special autonomous regions in her realm, provided they will defend and steward these lands as they would the land given by their God, and they will bear true faith and friendship with her people for as long as her people are just and fair allies to them.

Knootian citizens are asked not to apply as a refusal may offend.

my lands are open to all except a few who dare cross premier zeukov, namly me or my mate. either way welcome is extended to all except for hunters of equals or members of the faschist reich.{or third reich}