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Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

For discussion and debate about anything. (Not a roleplay related forum; out-of-character commentary only.)

Which option does you or your partner generally choose?

Spit
1
2%
Swallow
36
55%
STAND BACK!
6
9%
Never thought about....
6
9%
Oral sex....ewwwwww!
4
6%
Facial
12
18%
 
Total votes : 65

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Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:38 am

I have been pondering this question of whether when most people have oral sex (Specifically blowjobs) do they hold the semen in their mouths and then spit it out, hold the semen in your mouth and swallow it or when your partner orgasms do you move as far away as possible? Which option do you think is the safest (in the context of STD's)? Which one option does you or your partner choose to do? Which one do you find the sexiest?

Discuss. :)
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Postby Bluth Corporation » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:39 am

She loves potato chips, and semen's rather salty, so...she swallows.
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Postby Phenia » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:40 am

If she spits, we are quits. That's irrational, but whatever.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:40 am

Don't people like surprises anymore? :p
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Postby The Imperial Navy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:41 am

Erm... not got that far yet. But we're getting there.

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Postby Flameswroth » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:43 am

Moves away. Even goes as far as to tell me not to...you know...when she's down there. Give her warning, etc etc.
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Postby Bitchkitten » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:46 am

Always swallow. Spitting seems so rude. Like you're rejecting an intimate part of him. And it's not like I don't already have it in my mouth.

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Postby Bottle » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:50 am

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:Which option do you think is the safest (in the context of STD's)?

The mouth is the most likely place for STD transmission to occur during oral sex. Any microscopic cuts or lesions in the mouth will be an ideal way for an STD to get into your blood stream, and of course if your partner has any sort of dermal STD (like herpes sores or whatever) then the part of your body that contacts those areas is where the infection would occur.

Thus, spitting does not protect you against STDs. The best option is to use a barrier method like a condom or dental dam during oral sex. If you aren't using such a method, then the best option would be to have your partner ejaculate somewhere other than your mouth, eyes, genitals, or any area where you have a cut or sore.
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:05 pm

I though spitting or standing back would be the popular option...I was wrong. ;)

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Postby Poliwanacraca » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:26 pm

You left out my favorite option. Boo.
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Postby Sidebody » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:41 pm

Poliwanacraca wrote:You left out my favorite option. Boo.


Gargle?

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Postby Sitspot » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:44 pm

And I thought that "Forgetting Sara Marshall' would have made 'pearl necklace' the most popular option.
Obviously not one of this years influential movies.
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Re: Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby Treznor » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:47 pm

Sidebody wrote:
Poliwanacraca wrote:You left out my favorite option. Boo.


Gargle?

Showerhead?

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Re: Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby Philosopy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:02 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:I have been pondering this question

The question why? springs to mind.
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Re: Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:08 pm

Philosopy wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:I have been pondering this question

The question why? springs to mind.


Because when I have oral sex (the three times) I have always swallowed. I wondered what other people have done.

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Re: Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby Philosopy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:15 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Philosopy wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:I have been pondering this question

The question why? springs to mind.


Because when I have oral sex (the three times) I have always swallowed. I wondered what other people have done.

Ah, I see, you want to check you're 'normal'. In that case I shall spare you the accusations of creating a false topic just to get vicarious sexual thrills.

Don't get too hung up about what's 'normal', though. You need to do what you're comfortable with, not what you think is expected/not expected of you.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Postby Ryuugu » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:18 pm

I always swallow and he likes it.
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Postby Scarsaw » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:20 pm

Everyday, this place surprises me more and more. *checks swallows*
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Postby Glorious Freedonia » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:20 pm

Bitchkitten wrote:Always swallow. Spitting seems so rude. Like you're rejecting an intimate part of him. And it's not like I don't already have it in my mouth.

I am a man and I find women that fear swallowing my love juices to be a little disturbing. Spitting is rude.

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Postby Glorious Freedonia » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:21 pm

Poliwanacraca wrote:You left out my favorite option. Boo.


Hand party?

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Re: Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby Philosopy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:24 pm

Scarsaw wrote:Everyday, this place surprises me more and more. *checks swallows*

Just remember that about half the posters on this forum (and by extension voters) are teenage boys who have never really been near a girl.
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Postby Derscon » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:25 pm

Poliwanacraca wrote:You left out my favorite option. Boo.


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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:28 pm

Philosopy wrote:
Don't get too hung up about what's 'normal', though. You need to do what you're comfortable with, not what you think is expected/not expected of you.


When I had oral sex last I swallowed and the guy got really freaked about by it.
His reaction was just "ewww how can you do that, that's disgusting".
We were both newbies at sex so we both wasn't sure what to expect... :blink:

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Re: Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby Scarsaw » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:28 pm

Philosopy wrote:
Scarsaw wrote:Everyday, this place surprises me more and more. *checks swallows*

Just remember that about half the posters on this forum (and by extension voters) are teenage boys who have never really been near a girl.


True, and it also explains the Ebony ad :p
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Re: Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

Postby Philosopy » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:34 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:When I had oral sex last I swallowed and the guy got really freaked about by it.
His reaction was just "ewww how can you do that, that's disgusting".
We were both newbies at sex so we both wasn't sure what to expect... :blink:

What's right is what you are both comfortable with. That's something only the two of you can work out. Don't do something that means you don't enjoy it simply because you think it's what you're 'meant' to do.
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