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Postby Hairless Kitten II » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:20 am

White Europeans could have evolved as recently as 5,500 years ago, according to research which suggests that the early humans who populated Britain and Scandinavia had dark skins for millenniums.

It was only when early humans gave up hunter-gathering and switched to farming about 5,500 years ago that white skin began to be favoured, say the researchers.

This is because farmed food was deficient in vitamin D, a vital nutrient. Humans can make this in their skin when exposed to sunlight, but dark skin is much less efficient at it.

In places such as northern Europe, where sunlight levels are low, the ability to make vitamin D more efficiently could have been crucial to survival.

Johan Moan, of the Institute of Physics at the University of Oslo, said in a research paper: “In England, from 5,500-5,200 years ago the food changed rapidly away from fish as an important food source. This led to a rapid development of ... light skin.”


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/s ... 814896.ece

I'm surprised that it doesn't take a long time to develop a skin colour.

The global warming has one advantage: soon the Earth will be dominated by blacks. :)

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Postby Maurepas » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:21 am

Tell me something I dont know...They told me this in both History and Biology a long time ago....

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Postby Hairless Kitten II » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:46 am

Maurepas wrote:Tell me something I dont know...They told me this in both History and Biology a long time ago....


I didn't know. And it seems the media either, because worldwide they are publishing it the last couple of days.

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Postby Natapoc » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:01 am

It has been the dominant theory for a while but they recently found better evidence and were able to narrow down the date. We are all Africans! :) pretty cool huh?
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Postby Hairless Kitten II » Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:22 am

Natapoc wrote:It has been the dominant theory for a while but they recently found better evidence and were able to narrow down the date. We are all Africans! :) pretty cool huh?


But that's the point, the date... 5500 years ago, that's 3500 BC...
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Postby Newsan » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:08 am

What's special about 3500BC?

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Postby Tubbsalot » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:10 am

Development of agriculture in England, apparently.
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Postby Tekania » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:10 am

Since we've already known, because of genetic variability, that Black's from Africa have been around longer than any other "race", and that the human race originated in Africa, and therefore all Europeans are the decedents of migrant Africans... This story is of little to no surprise.
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Postby The Machine Imperium » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:17 am

And the Russians migrated to the Americas and made the original Native Americans.

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:18 am

Global warming fail. I don't see how the earth warming will do any good for blacks trying to live in the northern climes, its not like the sunlight's intensity will increase, unless you're saying all of society will collapse and we'll go back to hunting food :roll:
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Postby You-Gi-Owe » Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:58 am

Let me know when you get around to explaining the difference between the shape of the nostrils between descendants of Europeans and Africans. And also about the Asian epicanthic fold in the eyelids.
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Postby Soratsin » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:01 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:
The global warming has one advantage: soon the Earth will be dominated by blacks. :)


So we've finally found something about global warming that the right will actually be afraid of, well done science.
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Postby Treznor » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:01 am

An article outlining detailing evidence to help confirm a hypothesis about human evolution fails because it doesn't explain other unrelated questions? And you wonder why we make fun of you. :lol:

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Postby Rolling squid » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:05 am

Well obviously whites have only been around for 5500 years, that's about how old the earth is. :)
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Postby Vault 10 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:06 am

More like 6500.

So for the first millenium GNAA ruled the Earth.
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Postby Risottia » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:12 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:White Europeans could have evolved as recently as 5,500 years ago,


Humans were originally dark-skinned, that's for sure. But judging from pieces of art from the Copper and Iron Ages, depicting humans - and also from the Similaun mummy (Oetzi) - I'd say that the transition to white skin is older than 3500 BC.
After all, Europe was continously inhabited by humans throughout the last Ice Ages: very likely, those humans had a pale skin, as it is beneficial in cold climates.
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Postby Flameswroth » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:29 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:The global warming has one advantage: soon the Earth will be dominated by blacks. :)

I'm not sure why that's an advantage or a disadvantage. Do you like people with dark skin better or something?
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Postby Treznor » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:30 am

Flameswroth wrote:
Hairless Kitten II wrote:The global warming has one advantage: soon the Earth will be dominated by blacks. :)

I'm not sure why that's an advantage or a disadvantage. Do you like people with dark skin better or something?

It will undermine racism, as it will become harder to differentiate people based on the color of their skin.

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Postby Scarsaw » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:35 am

Treznor wrote:
Flameswroth wrote:
Hairless Kitten II wrote:The global warming has one advantage: soon the Earth will be dominated by blacks. :)

I'm not sure why that's an advantage or a disadvantage. Do you like people with dark skin better or something?

It will undermine racism, as it will become harder to differentiate people based on the color of their skin.


And that day we'll all look like this:

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Postby Treznor » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:37 am

Scarsaw wrote:
Treznor wrote:
Flameswroth wrote:I'm not sure why that's an advantage or a disadvantage. Do you like people with dark skin better or something?

It will undermine racism, as it will become harder to differentiate people based on the color of their skin.


And that day we'll all look like this:

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I remembering reading a Piers Anthony novel about that, where racial differences have been bred out, everybody has the same skin color and refer to each other as "Stan," as a subset of "Standard."

OMG, it's RACIAL COMMUNISM! Quick, where's McCarthy when you need him? Nevermind, we have Michelle Bachmann!

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Postby Scarsaw » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:42 am

Treznor wrote:I remembering reading a Piers Anthony novel about that, where racial differences have been bred out, everybody has the same skin color and refer to each other as "Stan," as a subset of "Standard."

OMG, it's RACIAL COMMUNISM! Quick, where's McCarthy when you need him? Nevermind, we have Michelle Bachmann!


Sounds like an interesting novel, might pick it up. Anyway, as we all know, all those distopian novel always pushes the possibility to the extreme...but within that extreme, there is some truth to the fear to ponder.

But I rather have Zombie McCarthy *tear* Then frozen Walt Disney can start locking himself in Disney vaults again.
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Postby Parthenon » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:51 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:The global warming has one advantage: soon the Earth will be dominated by blacks. :)


Your logic has failed you young padwon. Global warming does not equate to the suns intensity increasing, there won't be any additional benefits from the UV protection of darker skin. That being said, darker colors absorb more sunlight thus raising their temperature, not that desirable of a trait on a planet with a rising temperature and a relatively dynamic amount of sunlight/intensity.
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Postby The Cat-Tribe » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:57 am

You-Gi-Owe wrote:Let me know when you get around to explaining the difference between the shape of the nostrils between descendants of Europeans and Africans. And also about the Asian epicanthic fold in the eyelids.


Um. Assuming there are such identifiable "racial" differences, what about them needs to be explained? And why?
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Postby Flameswroth » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:57 am

Treznor wrote:
Flameswroth wrote:
Hairless Kitten II wrote:The global warming has one advantage: soon the Earth will be dominated by blacks. :)

I'm not sure why that's an advantage or a disadvantage. Do you like people with dark skin better or something?

It will undermine racism, as it will become harder to differentiate people based on the color of their skin.

Perhaps that is what they meant, but for some reason I get the feeling that they would not have been so quick to call it an 'advantage' if the situation were reversed, and it were whites that became the dominating race due to global warming.

I could be wrong.
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Postby Bluth Corporation » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:58 am

The Machine Imperium wrote:And the Russians migrated to the Americas and made the original Native Americans.


...no

The Russian people are ethnically more similar to Scandinavians than they are to the American Indians, who are more likely a distant relative of the modern-day Mongols.
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