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MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

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MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Orlezuelo » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:06 pm

Luis took a sip of tequila. He was on a boat, searching for oil. "Dammit, why couldn't i just have stayed home?" he thought. He took another sip and went back inside the boat and spoke with his friend, Pablo. Luis notice Pablo looked exited and out of the blue a big grin emerged on Pablo's face and he said, "We've struck oil! Biggest field in the country!"

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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Pandemicia » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:09 pm



To: Whom it may concern

We here in Pandemicia wish to buy out your oil field for an astounding $32.5 Billion USD. If you do not comply, you'll most likely engage in a war with the corporation Griffincrest. Good day.

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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Kagetora » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:23 pm

To: Orlezuelo
From: Kagetora

Congratulations on your oil find. However, we would like to inform you that the countdown currently stands at 5. If you're wondering what the countdown ends at, it ends with an invasion of the Griffencrest Corporation in their efforts to control the oil that you have found.

For your pleasure, I have taken the liberty to create 2 works of art that accurately describe the situation. They can be found here and here..

We wish you the best of luck retaining your sovereignty.
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Spredronia » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:24 pm

Spredronia wishes to send 50,000 soldiers to defend the oilfield and any country/corporation but Blackhelm/Griffincrest that controls it.
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Allied Governments » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:25 pm

The countdown is now at 3.
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Tybra » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:36 pm

Imperial Letter of Economical Affairs

To: the government of Orlezuelo

We have recently heard of your discovery of a large oil field within your nation. Though we congratulate you on your find, the holy empire also write to warn you about a threat far greater then any warned about. This would be the global economy and the oil market.

You are by far not the only one whom we have seen to discover a large oil reserve beneath their soil. This trend concerns us. The large amount of oil found is quite threatening to the oil industry and any attached. These large oil finds disrupt the global oil industry greatly with prices falling in the adjective industries. WE fear that this threat would continue the industries cannot cope with this sudden change endangering prices to fall far beyond any cost price.

Furthermore these discoveries endanger the need for innovation in the Energy sector, making conventional fossil fuels more accessible it is delaying this inevitable need for this new energy.

We strongly suggest to hand over this oil field to the holy empire of Tybra, cover it up again, or simply burn it. The sudden increase of oil fields is a threat to all. It would cause economical chaos and seriously decrease.

The reason we desire this oil field is not for production but to understand the cause of these oil field sudden discoveries and their size, as we fear a global disaster might have happened in the past. One greater then anticipated before.

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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Gun Manufacturers » Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:39 pm

OOC: IIRC, one of the mods warned that countdowns are considered spam.

IC: The ASoGM would be willing to bid on this oil field, but we would like to know more so that we may make an appropriate bid. Please give an estimate as to the quantity of recoverable oil, type of crude, type of rock we would need to drill through, etc.
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Emporer Pudu » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:41 pm

To: Whomever has discovered the oil this time
From: The Dominion

The Dominion is willing to offer the sum of sixteen billion universal standard dollars to procure the extraction rights to this oil field.

The money will be transferred in person, to be delivered by one Mr. Grey. He is en route by means of the Third Praetorian Littoral Group, which is now cruising at steady speed toward the your territorial waters from the Kemeral Islands Prefecture.

Admiral Kemorenko can be reached at the following frequency to coordinate his entrance into your territory:
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Andy Joseph » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:08 pm

TO: Orlezuelo
FROM: Andy Joseph

I am willing to pay your country a sum of 20 billion USD dollars to purchase all oil rights in your country. If you do accept the money will immediately wired to you. Please send any other information.


From,
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Emporer Pudu » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:14 pm

To: Andy Joseph
From: Mr. White, foreign affairs officer, Dominion of Emperor Pudu XLII

The continuation of your offer to purchase rights to the Orlezueloan oil field will result in a tour of your major cities by certain elements of the Imperial Air Force.

The Dominion recommends that you rescind your offer of twenty-billion, and remove yourself from the bargaining.

Good day,
Mr. White

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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Andy Joseph » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:18 pm

The Republic of Andy Joseph removes its bid and steps down from the auction. We do not wish to be involved in a war.
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Jeuna » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:29 am

To Whom It May Concern,

It is with great interest that I review your discovery of oil! I and my colleagues in the Shan-Li Oil Corporation have agreed that the purchase of your oil field will be most beneficial to our endeavours in the future. Therefore, we are prepared to offer 32 billion dollars for the whole thing, a fair price given current market rates and futures. Should you accept, we will transfer the funds to your account immediately.

Yours faithfully,
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Re: MASSIVE Oil Field Struck in Orlezuelo

Postby Emporer Pudu » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:47 pm

To: All parties interested in the Orlezueloan oil fields in general and Orlezuelo in particular;
From: Mr. White, foreign affairs officer, Dominion of Emperor Pudu XLII

The Dominion of Emperor Pudu intends to deliver sixteen billion dollars for the procurement of the oil field in question. The funds will be delivered to the Orlezueloan Treasury in person by Pudite envoy. Following that, the Dominion will consolidate control of the field, and prepare the site for future extraction of oil.

The Orlezueloan government and the governments of any states currently or intending to offer a bid for the oil field should be informed that the Emperor is not pleased by this undermining of his most generous offer, and He will undertake, to the fullest extent of his resources, a campaign to ensure that the Dominion comes into possession of what it has paid for. This will be initiated with or without the consent of the Orlezueloan government, if necessary.

The government of Orlezuelo should further be aware that Admiral Kemorenko's fleet will be entering Orlezueloan territorial seas in approximately twelve hours. Once again, this operation will be conducted whether the people of Orlezuelo will it or not. Following this, the Pudite envoy will be transported to the Orlezueloan capital, where he will personally transfer the funds to the Treasury, or an official of the appropriate rank.

The bidding has ended.

Good day,
Mr. White.


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