You know you are from . . .

[Singapore and Southern Malaya]

You know you are from Singapore & Southern Malaya if

..... You speak Singlish(a form of broken English)

.....Ends every sentence you speak with a "lah","Meh" or "lor"

.....Adds at least a Hokkien or Mandarin word in your sentence

.....Drinks Kopi C every morning in one of those kopitiams

.....Lives in a HDB flat,once in your life

.....Being "Kiasu" or Afraid to Lose

.....Takes pride in their Char Kway Teow

[Libraria and Ausitoria]

You know you are from the Imperial Commonwealth when:
You believe in the right to own property, but think the Supreme Court sometimes gets carried away by it.
You think money was the greatest invention since the wheel, but you want more.
You think that being a member of the Imperial Commonwealth is important, but aren't sure what it means.
You think falconry is a tame version of dragonry.
You regard most of the universe as far too over-regulated, socially and economically.
You think democracy has its flaws.
You think your planet is the best.
You'd hate radicals if hating wasn't too radical an expression of distaste.
You think taxes are too high.
You want all of the present government services to continue.
You don't want to run up a deficit.
You want to live forever, and your life expectancy has just increased to infinity, barring accidents.
You don't know what to make of the Emperor.
You call your lawyer if in doubt.

You know you are from Ausitoria when:
You dislike paying for other people's Empires.
You think that you are, behave as though you are, and try to be the government of the universe.
You think the government should be putting more money in transport and less in healthcare.
You think anything less than fifty years old is fairly new.
You regard foreigners as naturally inferior. (Not their fault, of course: they just need a bit more Ausitorian rule.)
You like to think you live in part of Alexandria, the nicest city in the universe, the natural capital, and seat of everything important.
You like museums, the arts, and libraries.
You're paranoid.
You think the army is a weapon to be fired by the navy.
You enjoy interpreting laws, finding loopholes, and generally ridiculing foreign governments, including approving of sending aerial 'photographers' to foreign nations in aircraft which double as fighter-jets, sending diplomats with private cars that double as tanks, and container vessels which double as aircraft carriers.
You treat yourself as different persons for your different capacities.

You know you are from Libraria, Apraecia, or parts of the Empires when:
You dislike the Ausitorian monopoly on government, but want them to pay higher taxes.
You are mildly envious of those Ausitorians, but would never admit it.
You don't understand how Ausitorians are running your country, because most of the levels of government overlap.
You consider all 'Ausitorian' achievements as stolen from your country.
You always prefer democracy to anything else, but aren't sure how to use it to stop those annoying Ausitorians.
You want the capital to be moved back to somewhere else outside Ausitoria to put those Ausitorians in their place.

[Cote Azur]

You know you're from Côte Azur when...
...you wake up in the morning to the sound of waves breaking against the beach, right in front of your house
...you own at least one kind of boat
...you know the coastal reefs by heart
...you are not afraid of sharks
...you live within walking distance of at least five brothels and god knows how many nightclubs
...you have a barbecue at least once a day
...you have never owned a game console
...you have never owned a car
...you have no memory of several key moments of your life
...you have consumed more alcohol in your teen years than most people have in their entire lives
...you have experimented with drugs, but found out they're not your thing
...you can turn on the TV at noon and watch free porn
...you lost your virginity before 16, willingly
...you'd get arrested or fined abroad for things you can do freely in your home country
...you think democracy is perfect

[Romanov Island]

You know you are a Romanov when:

--You've never met anyone who isn't Eastern Orthodox.
--You've never met anyone who doesn't speak Russian.
--An after-dinner drink means an extra shot of vodka.
--The only real bread is that good homemade black bread that you dip in tea.
--Wonder Bread is only fit for wiping the table after eating.
--A heat wave is when the temperature gets above zero Celsius.
--A trip to Scandinavia is a tropical vacation.
--You've never seen anyone naked except your spouse or your immediate relatives.
--You think nudists, and people who go to nude or topless beaches, are suicidal because on Romanov Island they'd freeze to death.
--You've never seen pornography.

[Karaden]

Karaden when
-Drug use is the norm
-Tobacco is a commodity
-Alcohol is a commodity
-People regularly live into their 90's
-War is uncommon
-You have read all of Marx's works
-Communism is the only way
-Fascism is a crime
-Prejudice is a crime (against any)
-Sports are not large events
-The people are very smart
-more people use public transportation then private vehicles
-Where you are the Government
-The government sells drugs
-Religion is frowned upon
-The people are all crazy
-The government cares much about the enviroment
-Government jobs are all jobs
-There is no private sector
-Money is useless
-Ration cards are the real currency
-You can speak your mind
-The military system is so complicated
-Being from Karaden does not mean you are from Karaden

[Denengrad]

Denengrad!

- Anything below 22 degree's C is viewd as a cold day.
- A night is not compleat unless you have been to a Karaoke Bar
- Sculpture is views as the perfection of art in general.
- You attend at least three anime conventions a year.
- You laugh at peopl who try to live more than thirty miles from the coast.
- Deep down you are convinced everyone is a good prson.
- You cant wait untill construction of the Ueda Arcology begins.
- You love the fact that half of Ueda city is iluminated in Black Light.
- You have never seen snow.
- You ski and snowboard on the Sand Dunes, and cant work out why people call it a "Snowboard"
- you religously attend the Denengrad Naval Self Defence Force Surf championship, and bet money on Captain Tenkawa
- If it's not Neon, it's not cool.
- Each home has at least one Ancestors Axe in it.

[New Chelel]

You might be from New Chelel if:

- You've ever been required to have a permission slip from yourself.
- You consider cooking to be a martial art.
- You consider a hotdog vendor with two carts to be a restaurant chain.
- You consider a hotdog vendor to be "fine dining".
- You've eaten human before.
- Your criminal record at age 8 included drunk driving.
- When you were 12 years old, you were sentanced to 12 hours inside an iron maiden for breaking and entering.
- You've been arrested for not carrying a weapon in a public place.
- You've been arrested for not bearing or fathering a child.
- You have raised five children to adulthood with your lifelong partner, but have never heard of the concepts of "marriage", "fidelity", "monogamy", "heterosexuality", or "homosexuality".
- Your mother is filling out a survey and asks your sister to help her remember which of her boyfriends was your father.
- Your 100th birthday party plans involve having tea with dolls, a communal bath and message, and a sleepover with sleeping bags.
- You think the "national passtime" is watching gladitorial fights on the family crystal ball.
- Your best friends include a classmate from transformations class and a gladiator you won on a bet.
- You carry a crossbow with you at all times just in case you ever have to walk through a dark alley at night.
- You ride a wolf, tiger, snake, unicorn, spider, toad, robot, or dragon to work or school.
- In order to walk through a narrow hallway without going sideways, you have to lower or raise your ears.
- You weigh 325 pounds (150 kg), and are 7 feet 5 inches (2.25 m) tall, and describe yourself as "short, slender, athletic, and elf - like".
- Your official job title is "scribe, professional message runner, and real estate investment manager", "faerie exterminator", "professional slave, theif, and personal advisor", "assistant tax collector and street enforcer", or "pirate trainee, first class".

[Fransikania]

You know you are fr om Fransikania if

If you have Prohibition of alcohol

[Nachfolgia]

you know you are from Nachfolgia when....

the ObersterFuhrur personally gives you a medal for bearing more than 2 children.
you are deciding a right mate, you look at their genetic papers.
you go regularly to watch a man and woman have sex on a stage in front of the Nachfolgian High Command HQ.(this is actually government sponsored)
you are willing to give your life to ObersterFuhrur.
regularly a spec-ops unit enters your appartment or building and kills someone