
by Chuporosa » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:07 pm
BREAKING NEWS: The period known as the Year of a dozen Emperors has concluded with the de Burgo dynasty ascending to the Imperial throne | Emperor John de Burgo has formally converted to Roman Catholicism

by Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:09 pm
Currently warring.
Military, including paramilitaries: uncounted; numerous warring factions (currently state of war)
Link to Tracker I-II-III-DERP!
CompassPower comes only from the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon BonaparteDEFCON:
[0] Nuclear Armaggedon Inevitable, as well as Defend Reichland from Invasion!Azrael wrote:Except that their entire appearance is a ruse!

by United World Order » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:10 pm

by Antongolia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:13 pm

by Euronion » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:14 pm
Thomas Paine wrote:"to argue with someone who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead"

by New Ceausist Romania » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:16 pm

by Izzyshipper » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:34 pm
Dear Small Nation of No Importance,
The Kingdom of Izzyshipper condemns your Exile of Homosexuals, which we find ill advised and bizzare. However we are both too busy and used to such occurrencies to Invade/Impose Sanctions/Other.
We advise you to think about Government Policy/Spelling/Military Actionsfor more than the time it takes to write it.
Yours
The Department of Incosequential Incidents.

by Antongolia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:48 pm


by Paddy O Fernature » Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:51 pm


by Ceannairceach » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:02 pm


by Chuporosa » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:04 pm
Ceannairceach wrote:Political CommuniqueFrom: Grand Chancellor Markus A. LindonQuartidi, 4 Thermidor CCXIXTo: Idiotic ChuparosaDo Not RecreateEncryption: Open
To the evil and vile Chuparosa, I hereby demand all homosexuals be sent to Ceannairceach for therapy to treat the obvious problems caused by your hateful regime. We demand ALL homosexuals, and demand that none be sent to nations or groups that would mistreat them. Scientists in the Federation have proven it to be a chemical condition in the brain that cannot be changed or altered without harming the patient such that they are brainwashed, and as such, you should not listen to the idiots who claim otherwise. If you do not relinquish all homosexuals in your nation to us, we shall figuratively glass your nation, and, more acurately, turn you and your people to dust.Seo sláinte an tséitéara, an ghadaí, an trodaí, agus an óltóra!
Má dhéanann tu séitéireacht, go ndéana tú séitéireacht ar an mbás,
Má ghoideann tú, go ngoide tú croí mná;
Má throideann tú, go dtroide tú i leith do bhráthar,
Agus má ólann tú, go n-óla tú liom féin.Markus A. Lindon
BREAKING NEWS: The period known as the Year of a dozen Emperors has concluded with the de Burgo dynasty ascending to the Imperial throne | Emperor John de Burgo has formally converted to Roman Catholicism

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:05 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Ceannairceach » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:09 pm
Chuporosa wrote:Due to your vile language, your share of gays will die.


by Stagwnburg » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:09 pm

by Underium » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:11 pm
To: The barbaric nation known as Chuporosa
Encryption::||[[LOW]]||::
From: The Powerful Collective of Underium
We demand you immediately release all "Homosexuals" you currently have in captivity back to their homes, and allow the families to flee to Underium if they wish. If you start a homicide, we will burn your leaders house to the ground, then find your leader, heal him of any injuries, slowly cut of each of his toes making sure he does not die or fall unconscious, then we shall grab a cheese grater and shred his genitalia until there is nothing left, then finally we will let him heal again... and water torture him for the rest of his life!!!
by Lazssia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:13 pm
by Vetega » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:13 pm

by United World Order » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:14 pm
Lazssia wrote:NAME OF NATION: The United Empire of Lazssia
LEADER:Emperor Xanthael Reagan I
MAX NO' OF GAYS TRANSPORTED: As many as you can send
OCCUPATION(s)? : Train them to become elite soldiers, then have them invade your nation.

by Vetega » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:15 pm
by Vetega » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:19 pm

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