The Great Homophobe War. (Invite Only)

[Tezdrian]

It was evening in tezdrian, and everything was quiet. Troops were silently patrolling the streets and all the houses were shuttered. It seemed, except for the troops, to be an peaceful, innocent, evening. But this was a country at war. In the palace Empress Tan was pacing the floor. She knew her position was hopeless. But she refused to give up, it was mainly a matter of pride. After her husband was murdered, she had sworn to die with her country, or her country would die with her. She intended to keep her oath.

[Latolia]

We said,19:30 GMT,August 9 2009-Your main base on Hyskos will be strategically bombed.If you wanna to liberate that island before Aug.9,than just say.That means humanity won.

[Tezdrian]

OOC:This is a different war.

[Cabickstan]

Could you make like more detailed posts like mabye a paragraph or longer and a backstory and troops deployment.

[Tezdrian]

OOC: I'm tired, don't push me.

[Cabickstan]

Well ok.

[Clamparapa]

OOC: Are you talking about the Homophobe war? Don't start this thread unless you're willing to add more detail about who you're fighting and why.

[Tezdrian]

Edited.

[Trippoli]

Trippolian troops are now fortifying several flaws in your borders that you failed to properly defend. 250,000 troops are being stationed in your country, in total, more will be added if necessary.

[Tezdrian]

34,000 men are sent to help the Trippolians defend the border

[Allemande]

We said,19:30 GMT,August 9 2009-Your main base on Hyskos will be strategically bombed.If you wanna to liberate that island before Aug.9,than just say.That means humanity won.

OOC: You're behind the times.

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Hyskos

On the island of Hyskos, Allemander engineers hastily prepared breakwaters, lengthened airstrips, and began preparing to receive an influx of supplies. Armed forces of the Grand Marquessate of Angleter had been offered the use of Hyskos as a base of operations for their invasion of Tezdrian soil, and it was essential that the island be ready to serve in that capacity if required.

All that the Allemanders needed was Angleter's agreement to swing into operation.

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OOC: How far from Tezdrian soil is Hyskos? Given the speed of your invasion, I'd assume that it is fairly close.

[Tezdrian]

I'm logging of now, see you all tommorow!

[The Scandinvans]

The Scandinvan Empire, due to the growing stupidity if Tezdrian, decided to dispatch the invasion force that it had prepared for the invasion of their vile heretical foes, individuals who despite growing international pressure had attempted to go forward upon its suicidal path. A path that would it to being turned into a colony of the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans...

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Valdra, Imperial Military Harbor;

By the order of Emperor Godfrey III, the Scandinvan navy has assembled a rather substantial naval force that would be used to ferry the Imperial Legions to Tezdrian, to act as a standing point for the upcoming invasion, to clear the beaches with heavy cannon fire, and to provide missile coverage for the advancing armies as they stormed the beaches.

While the ships were being readied, eighty Imperial legions, eight hundred thousand men and assorted equipment, were being loaded onto transport ships.

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Erid Imperial Air Force Base. Fiery Delta Province;

Approximately a thousand heavy Scandinvan bombers were now being readied for the long flight to Tezdrian where they would bombard the enemy's cities from miles in the skies and reign God's wrath down on their foes...

OOC: This is copied from the other thread.

[Campeachy]

The Scandinvan Empire, due to the growing stupidity if Tezdrian, decided to dispatch the invasion force that it had prepared for the invasion of their vile heretical foes, individuals who despite growing international pressure had attempted to go forward upon its suicidal path. A path that would it to being turned into a colony of the Glorious Empire of the Scandinvans...

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Valdra, Imperial Military Harbor;

By the order of Emperor Godfrey III, the Scandinvan navy has assembled a rather substantial naval force that would be used to ferry the Imperial Legions to Tezdrian, to act as a standing point for the upcoming invasion, to clear the beaches with heavy cannon fire, and to provide missile coverage for the advancing armies as they stormed the beaches.

While the ships were being readied, eighty Imperial legions, eight hundred thousand men and assorted equipment, were being loaded onto transport ships.

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Erid Imperial Air Force Base. Fiery Delta Province;

Approximately a thousand heavy Scandinvan bombers were now being readied for the long flight to Tezdrian where they would bombard the enemy's cities from miles in the skies and reign God's wrath down on their foes...

IC:

If you are truly committed to this cause, and do not intend conquest or installment of some puppet regime, but merely to right the sickening wrongs done in the nation of Tezdrian, His Majesty's Armed Forces could be deployed alongside yours in the cause.

I have mobilized the 89th Infantry Division of the RCA, the 1st Brigade of Marines, the 115th Parachute Infantry Battalion, several RCN warships and support vessels, and also some military aircraft.

I can begin deploying this force, which equals somewhere close to 25,000 personnel, as soon as my superiors give the necessary orders.

~ Secretary of Defense Irving M. Pinson

OOC:

Likewise, this is copied from the related thread.

[The Parthians]

Official Foreign Ministry Statement

Yes, because persecuting people for being intolerant makes a tolerant country. We heartily approve of this wonderfully ironic policy.

Bahram Sardar, Head of Foreign Ministry Department of Failed States and Tinpot Dictatorships

[Angleter]

The Angleteric contingent has landed in Tezdrian, with 125,000 paratroopers currently taking the entirety of Tezdrian's coastline and some towns near the coast. We have yet to meet any opposition.

Within seven days the entirety of Angleter's army- 4.4 million- will have been deployed to Tezdrian.

[Sanctus-Terra]

"Sire?" The Steward quietly entered the office of Supreme Max Farley, who had his face planted on his desk and covered with the world news. It was usually like this for the Supreme. "Sire? I'm assuming you already know what is happening?"
"When do I not know, friend? Every day I read the paper it's always the same news and another war being declared. You should have told me that stepping onto the international stage would give me a headache."
"Yet you decided to make out national motto "We're calling the shots on this planet!" Am I cor-"
"You know that was just an innocent joke!" Farley threw his head up, scattering the paper around. He drummed his fingers, trying to form an idea so that he could be the peaceful diplomat. "Listen, Steward, I need you to find out all the parties that are involved and invite them here. For a chat, peaceful talk so that we can end the war before it begins!" Farley smiled, as he always did when he decided to try the peaceful talk approach.
"And if they refuse out of pride, sire?"
"I'll need a new desk after I smash my face into this one. Write this down..."

Esteemed leaders of the various nations involved in the "Homophobe War",

First, allow me to say that the name of this war is stupid. Couldn't you have been creative with the name? Onto business, it seems to me that no one tried to have a nice sit down with each other to prevent this war. What times do we live in where we just pick up our automatic rifles and say "War sounds like a good idea, lets do that!" What happened to the times of peaceful negotiation and compromise to ensure peace across the world? I invite all of you to the Cathedral of the Lord so we can discuss this before any blood spills and defiles the lands. If you accept, just write back to me that you do and I shall have a jet sent to your nation to take you to Sanctus-Terra (There will be a mini-bar in there if you drink). Please consider this, we do not need to fight!

Supreme Farley,
Sanctus-Terra.

[Tezdrian]

2 million men have been mobilized to meet the Angletric forces. All able bodied men and women have been conscripted into service, and Empress Tan has fled to Tyrbra.

[Ralkovia]

ooc: post map please. I intend to join but I would like a map.

[Tezdrian]

I don't know how to make a map.

[Tybra]

OOC: if your not very artistic with paint, internet and google can help, simply put something in like 'map island fantasy' and plenty of pictures will come out. Or pick something from the big atlas of the world, and create your own borders, but make sure you limit it with reason and not take half a continent as your nation.

Also i need some detail as to how Empress tan entered my nation and with whom she is accompanied (guards, servants, husbands).

[Tezdrian]

Okay, one second.

[Tezdrian]

[Angleter]

500,000 more men will have landed by 8am Monday morning. By Tuesday evening our presence will be at least 2 million.

[Sanctus-Terra]

OOC: No one likes to discuss peace. This will make Supreme Farley all /sadface.