bin laden dead? or not?!

by **Brandenburg-Altmark** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:03 am

i heard on news bin laden was dead but i saw this so i thought maybe he wasnt? could someone help me here???????! is obama lieing? what about tlaiban? they are bad guys s i guess they mite lie but idk.

EDIT: added poll and some more text.

by **The Pokemon Empire** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:12 am

A source would be helpful.

Also, myself I believe the US government more than I do some obscure newspaper, and I would really see no point in faking the assault. Faking that he is still alive is so much more efficient and so much more logical if you want attention.

by **Andaluciae** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:13 am

Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:i heard on news bin laden was dead but i saw this so i thought maybe he wasnt? could someone help me here???????!

(Image)

While the degraded image quality is an issue, it looks like a 'shop, and a clumsy one at that. Where is the left hand, how is ther paper holding rigid like that, where the fuck did he get a copy of the LA Times in Waziristan? I'm rather skeptical.

by **Moral Libertarians** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:13 am

Yes... Me thinks the mods will drop in here any second now.

by **Divair** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:15 am

Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:i heard on news bin laden was dead but i saw this so i thought maybe he wasnt? could someone help me here???????!

(Image)

Obviously a joke, look at OP's previous posts.

by **The Black Forrest** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:16 am

You have to admit; photo editing software is pretty good these days......

by **EnragedMaldivians** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:16 am

Andaluciae wrote:
Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:i heard on news bin laden was dead but i saw this so i thought maybe he wasnt? could someone help me here???????!

(Image)

While the degraded image quality is an issue, it looks like a 'shop, and a clumsy one at that. Where is the left hand, how is ther paper holding rigid like that, where the fuck did he get a copy of the LA Times in Waziristan? I'm rather skeptical.

Though, I'm more of a New York Times guy myself. I suspect Mr.Laden might enjoy some of their articles pertaining to his demise considerably more - I would reccomend a Tom Friedman Op-ed.

by **Kleomentia** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:18 am

This i don't believe, this is not real proof.This could be just one of those fake things people make for attention.I need more proof to believe something like this. :eyebrow:

by **Andaluciae** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:20 am

I knew I'd seen that picture before

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/ ... 68x517.jpg

by **Andaluciae** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:24 am

Might I inquire as to what friendly little dutch paper that might be?

edit: Nevermind, nrc next

Figured it out.

by **Brandenburg-Altmark** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:26 am

Andaluciae wrote:Might I inquire as to what friendly little dutch paper that might be?

idk i saw it on abovetopsecret and was shocked! they said he was still alive, but also he was dead 5 years ago?! is osama a zombie!?

by **Geniasis** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:27 am

The real problem is that Osama's DNA is--with the help of the Fukushima radiation--going to combine with a Great White Shark, and by the summer beach season we will face another terrorist attack by the new leader of Al-Qaeda:

Osama Fin Laden.

by **Barbarica skate** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:27 am

nah he isnt dead... he is in guantanamo bay beggin big bob not to give him a cockmeat sandwhich... lol... i think they are lying about his death... one day the truth will come out... they need to release the info on jfk death also

by **Brandenburg-Altmark** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:27 am

Geniasis wrote:The real problem is that Osama's DNA is--with the help of the Fukushima radiation--going to combine with a Great White Shark, and by the summer beach season we will face another terrorist attack by the new leader of Al-Qaeda:

Osama Fin Laden.

o god hes attakin frm the see too! we hav to put fbi on boats!

by **Sibirsky** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:32 am

He died in December of 2001 of liver failure. He's been dead for almost a decade.

by **Andaluciae** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:36 am

Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:
Andaluciae wrote:Might I inquire as to what friendly little dutch paper that might be?

idk i saw it on abovetopsecret and was shocked! they said he was still alive, but also he was dead 5 years ago?! is osama a zombie!?

Ah, ATS is not a wise source for news. They're infested by a few too few functioning neurons.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:37 am

Andaluciae wrote:
Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:i heard on news bin laden was dead but i saw this so i thought maybe he wasnt? could someone help me here???????!

(Image)

While the degraded image quality is an issue, it looks like a 'shop, and a clumsy one at that. Where is the left hand, how is ther paper holding rigid like that, where the fuck did he get a copy of the LA Times in Waziristan? I'm rather skeptical.

If he was really holding the paper like that, it'd probably have at least 1 wrinkle...

by **Xenohumanity** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:41 am

Brandenburg-Altmark is delightfully skilled at trolling diction, I have to say.

by **Geniasis** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:42 am

Sibirsky wrote:He died in December of 2001 of liver failure. He's been dead for almost a decade.

Then who was phone!?

by **Xenohumanity** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:43 am

Geniasis wrote:
Sibirsky wrote:He died in December of 2001 of liver failure. He's been dead for almost a decade.

Then who was phone!?

Fucking sigged.

by **Brandenburg-Altmark** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:45 am

Xenohumanity wrote:
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Brandenburg-Altmark is delightfully skilled at trolling diction, I have to say.

sotp wit the flaming is not nce! il reprt u! :evil:

by **Xenohumanity** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:46 am

Brandenburg-Altmark wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote:
(Image)
Brandenburg-Altmark is delightfully skilled at trolling diction, I have to say.

sotp wit the flaming is not nce! il reprt u!

I am not accusing you of trolling. I am just noting a great, latent, highly profitable talent. You can use this power for good or evil, my boy. I am not judging, merely noting.
>power overwhelming

by **Reigna** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:53 am

its very clear hes dead and OP your taking it to serious its laughable
:rofl:

by **Brandenburg-Altmark** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:55 am

Reigna wrote:its very clear hes dead and OP your taking it to serious its laughable

how is it cear i thot all w ehda wuz obama sayig it???? and al qaeda??? rnt they lyers tho?!?!?!?!!!!! y wont anywon tlel the truth!? >:(

by **Reigna** » Fri May 06, 2011 11:13 am

they are and talk english

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