
by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu May 05, 2011 2:26 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Maltropia » Thu May 05, 2011 2:28 pm

by Hypparchia » Thu May 05, 2011 2:29 pm

by Ceannairceach » Thu May 05, 2011 2:29 pm

by Conserative Morality » Thu May 05, 2011 2:30 pm

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu May 05, 2011 2:31 pm
Maltropia wrote:The Lord of the Rings. I don't care if I seem cliqued by saying so, it is. Every time I reread it I can only be stunned at how in-depth it is.
A close follow (more for enjoyment than literary value) is Donald E. Westlake's God Save the Mark, the funniest crime novel I have ever read.
Hypparchia wrote:1984. Nah, am just kidding !![]()
Lord of the Flies, 451 Fahrenheit and The English Patient would be one of my tops. Probably there's others too, but I can't remember atm.
Ceannairceach wrote:Interview With The Vampire.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Santana Guerra » Thu May 05, 2011 2:33 pm

by Cembria » Thu May 05, 2011 2:34 pm

by Hypparchia » Thu May 05, 2011 2:34 pm

by Maltropia » Thu May 05, 2011 2:35 pm
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:What did you like about them? What did you learn from them?

by Ceannairceach » Thu May 05, 2011 2:39 pm
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:What did you like about them? What did you learn from them?
And there's a lot you can learn from 1984 -- I personally loved that book for all its taught about how totalitarianism works, and the horrifying prospect of a government that can command thou Art.

by Qatarab » Thu May 05, 2011 5:45 pm


by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu May 05, 2011 6:26 pm
Qatarab wrote:Other than the Quran?
Well...Lets see:
The Ultimate Guide to U.S. Army Survival Skills, Tactics, and Techniques.
Now guess why it taught me alot

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Kubra » Thu May 05, 2011 9:26 pm
Hey man, there's been some great books of the 00's.Hypparchia wrote:it gives me hope that even in this era of fakeness fine literature can still be created.

by Mike the Progressive » Fri May 06, 2011 4:01 am

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Fri May 06, 2011 11:43 am
Mike the Progressive wrote:Well at least nobody mentioned (seriously) Animal Farm of 1984, both of which have become cliches and arguments by the left and right against the opposing ideologue and why theirs will maintain freedom, liberty and equality.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Fri May 06, 2011 11:58 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Mike the Progressive » Fri May 06, 2011 1:39 pm
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Mike the Progressive wrote:Well at least nobody mentioned (seriously) Animal Farm of 1984, both of which have become cliches and arguments by the left and right against the opposing ideologue and why theirs will maintain freedom, liberty and equality.
We've mentioned 1984 the most here.

by Kubra » Fri May 06, 2011 10:25 pm
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 07, 2011 8:22 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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