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Postby New Central Europe » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:29 pm

Why would you do Anal Sex or Oral Sex :shock:

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Postby Concurria » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:30 pm

Words fail me.
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Postby Maurepas » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:31 pm

Why do I have to choose? :unsure:

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Postby Parthenon » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:31 pm

Basically, you are asking whether or not a person is a human?
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Postby Psychotic Mongooses » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:32 pm

You're young aren't you.

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Postby Fassitude » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:33 pm

Because they feel fantastic. That's why. Try them, and you'll see.
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Postby Valanora » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:33 pm

Simple, people tend to do what brings pleasure to them. If a person finds oral or anal sex pleasurable, then they will partake in it.
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Postby Kusatsu » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:34 pm

Parthenon wrote:Basically, you are asking whether or not a person is a human?


Guess that means I am not a human, as I have absolutely no reason or desire to partake in either activity.

Hm, better off that way I guess. Can we put me on the endangered species list now?
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Postby Fassitude » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:34 pm

Concurria wrote:Words fail me.

They should, as your mouth is supposed to be pre-occupied.

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Postby Concurria » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:34 pm

Fassitude wrote:
Concurria wrote:Words fail me.

They should, as your mouth is supposed to be pre-occupied.

Be my best friend, okay?
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Postby Fassitude » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:35 pm

Kusatsu wrote:Hm, better off that way I guess.

It's sad that you'd think so.

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Postby Dystopian Polymarchy » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:35 pm

Do People Not have better use of there time than to talk about this?
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Postby Parthenon » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:35 pm

Kusatsu wrote:
Parthenon wrote:Basically, you are asking whether or not a person is a human?


Guess that means I am not a human, as I have absolutely no reason or desire to partake in either activity.

Hm, better off that way I guess. Can we put me on the endangered species list now?

If a young lady is servicing me I feel obliged to reciprocate.
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Postby Fassitude » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:35 pm

Dystopian Polymarchy wrote:Do People Not have better use of there time than to talk about this?

As opposed to all the other stuff we talk about here?
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Postby Libetarian Republics » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:36 pm

You wouldn't know, if you don't try.

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:36 pm

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Postby Allied Governments » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:36 pm

Here's the simple answer for Anal Sex: Because it's tighter and, generally, gets more of a reaction from the woman.
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Postby Fassitude » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:36 pm

Concurria wrote:
Fassitude wrote:
Concurria wrote:Words fail me.

They should, as your mouth is supposed to be pre-occupied.

Be my best friend, okay?

In the Paris Hilton BFF way, sure!

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Postby Prusland » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:37 pm

is it with ur wife? if its not ur sinning so you shouldnt do either

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Postby Grave_n_idle » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:37 pm

New Central Europe wrote:Why would you do Anal Sex or Oral Sex :shock:


I'd imagine that people do such things because they like them? Maybe?
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Postby UnhealthyTruthseeker » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:37 pm

Because it makes baby Jesus cry.
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Postby Kusatsu » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:38 pm

Parthenon wrote:
Kusatsu wrote:
Parthenon wrote:Basically, you are asking whether or not a person is a human?


Guess that means I am not a human, as I have absolutely no reason or desire to partake in either activity.

Hm, better off that way I guess. Can we put me on the endangered species list now?

If a young lady is servicing me I feel obliged to reciprocate.


If anybody is "servicing" me I feel obliged to sue them for sexual harassment, as there is no way I would have asked for such a thing to occur.

Now when do I get put on the endangered species list?
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Postby Parthenon » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:38 pm

Kusatsu wrote:
Parthenon wrote:
Kusatsu wrote:Guess that means I am not a human, as I have absolutely no reason or desire to partake in either activity.

Hm, better off that way I guess. Can we put me on the endangered species list now?

If a young lady is servicing me I feel obliged to reciprocate.


If anybody is "servicing" me I feel obliged to sue them for sexual harassment, as there is no way I would have asked for such a thing to occur.

Now when do I get put on the endangered species list?

My god. You are an endangered species.
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Postby Khadgar » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:39 pm

Prusland wrote:is it with ur wife? if its not ur sinning so you shouldnt do either


Both are "sodomy" in some definitions and very much frowned on anyway. Missionary, lights off, for procreation.

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Postby JarVik » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:39 pm

New Central Europe wrote:Why would you do Anal Sex or Oral Sex :shock:



They enjoy it? It pushes the right buttons?

How about have you ever masterbated? Did it feel good and do you think you might like to do it again. If yes then you understand the pleasure they probably get, if no then your either really young or you need to step out of your strait laced world a bit and have some fun with your sexality.

Anyways, the Anal sex ain't for me, but if others enjoy it the way I do oral/regular sex than I don't really have a grounds to object to it.
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