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Supposedly Impossible feats of your Nations leader

Postby Germoria » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:50 pm

Well i will start, when Sheelal was young he nearly wiped out the Jedi orders in Israel, Atlantias, and Russia, almost got the Order residing here. A matter of fact he wrote a book on how to use fear as a killing tool, the Jedi in Russia were skeptical, so when they first fought him and Russian troops under his command, a unlucky believer fainted to death by looking at the General, he was then blown to Bits to be sure he was dead, check a third saber for Sheelal's collection.
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Postby Hivean Partisans » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:52 pm

Imran Zakhaev reunified Hayaba when commentators expected Nova Hayaba to do so.
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Postby Mount Shavano » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:56 pm

I'm pretty sure that no leaders have accomplished anything that is actually impossible. That would by definition make it possible, no?
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Postby Germoria » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:57 pm

Mount Shavano wrote:I'm pretty sure that no leaders have accomplished anything that is actually impossible. That would by definition make it possible, no?

There is a meaning, in other words things that seem impossible but yet they happened.
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:58 pm

Emperor Edward I was supposedly 2.3 metres tall, with blonde hair and purple eyes who conquered an empire half the size of Europe by the time he was 35, starting his conquest at the age of 15 with just a small tribe converting all of his conquests to Christianity.
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Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:59 pm

Germoria wrote:There is a meaning, in other words things that seem impossible but yet they happened.

Things that "seem impossible" are not "literally impossible".

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Postby Scocialist Provinces » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:00 pm

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Postby Germoria » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:01 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:
Germoria wrote:There is a meaning, in other words things that seem impossible but yet they happened.

Things that "seem impossible" are not "literally impossible".

Well here is a example, in the eyes of Imeriata, the fact that the Kaleesh invented a war book before man is literally impossible
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Postby President Mathias » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:06 pm

'President' (Emperor) Mathias built a second Rome. Aqueducts, public baths and fountains, palaces, etc, despite the fact the archipelago was being embargoed for conquering Cuba and the southern tip of Florida.

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Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:16 pm

Germoria wrote:Well here is a example, in the eyes of Imeriata, the fact that the Kaleesh invented a war book before man is literally impossible

If it's a fact, it isn't literally impossible.

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Postby Imeriata » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:17 pm

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Postby Germoria » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:18 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:
Germoria wrote:Well here is a example, in the eyes of Imeriata, the fact that the Kaleesh invented a war book before man is literally impossible

If it's a fact, it isn't literally impossible.

I have a amazing idea, how about we all get on topic.
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Postby Eldar Ulthwe » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:18 pm

One suspects you have somewhat mistaken the meaning of the word 'literally'...

In any case, Farseer Imirindiel has alway done the possible; it is hardly our concern if sending storms of psychic energy across a battlefield or predicting the future are difficult for others to understand.
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Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:20 pm

Germoria wrote:I have a amazing idea, how about we all get on topic.

The topic should be Supposedly Impossible Feats.
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Postby Germoria » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:24 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:
Germoria wrote:I have a amazing idea, how about we all get on topic.

The topic should be Supposedly Impossible Feats.

On topic or out, will edit.
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Postby Maraque » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:29 pm

HRH King Whirnak's election win was kind of thought of as a supposedly impossible feat. But he proved all the naysayers wrong.

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Postby OMGeverynameistaken » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:31 pm

At the age of three, Peter VII strangled a bear with his own hands.

At the age of six he defeated the French ambassador in a duel over the honor of the French ambassador's wife.

At seven he invented the Allegasharbearophant, which terrorizes the British colony of Ruperts Land to this day.

At ten he single handedly converted the entire Gamma quadrant to Russian Orthodox Christianity.

At twelve he punched an orphanage fire out, saved the orphans and then adopted all of them.

At thirteen he bought Las Vegas with money he won gambling, thus defeating human superstition. Thirteen is now a lucky number. The same year he hit puberty, causing ever woman on Earth to orgasm simultaneously.

At fourteen he had to start wearing special clothing because his love for all humanity was causing the global temperature to rise .5 degrees per year.

At fifteen he invaded the Ottoman Empire, killed all the Turks and gave it back to the Greeks, who then renamed Constantinople 'Peterople'.

At sixteen he built a land bridge between France and England and insisted that the English learn how to fight on land, like proper gentlemen. He then taught them how to use the bayonet and is now the national hero of that country.

At seventeen he summoned all the spirits of Earth and forged them into a mighty battleship fleet that would venture forth to the stars and conquer them in the name of Russia.

At eighteen he single handedly defeated a revolt of the Streltsy, his evil stepmother and her assorted minions.

At nineteen he took a break and went on vacation in Jamaica. That island no longer exists and is never spoken of.

At twenty became Tsar of Russia, and decided that title wasn't good enough. He then declared himself Emperor, in addition to Tsar, thus making him the world's first double-emperor. He then declared beards to be obsolete, causing the facial hair of everybody in Russia to instantly fall off.

At twenty one he decided to let the army have a go at being awesome, only there wasn't an army to speak of at that point, so he made one and used it to defeat Sweden. Sweden is now known as Petopia.

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Postby Vingtor » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:58 pm

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Postby Dagnia » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:09 am

At age 14, Chief Executive Rashad Balafrej was employed by a trader to serve aboard his spacecraft. When he made enough money, he bought his own ship and explored uncharted portions of the galaxy, learned languages and cultures and fathered 16 children (that he knows of now, since he did not re-establish contact with all of the others he explored) with native women. He published an edited version of his logs and became known as the Ibn Battuta of Dagnia.
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Postby Karaden » Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:44 am

Yuri Ushanabowsov single handily killed 37 men by himself (killing the last eight with his bare hands), then later when he led the revolution he killed the premier and 7 of the 15 members of Karadens elite Military Order (The Hand of Karaden)
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Postby Seperate Vermont » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:30 pm

President Alex Mapleoir probably is known for something between defeating a popular and well-known representative in one of Vermont's most senior departments in an election at the age of nine, instituting a series of centuries-notable reforms at ages ten and twelve, becoming President amidst tragedy at age thirteen, and recovering a sluggish economy of a nation of half a million people to a strong, free trade haven of prosperity and heading the nation's largest company in terms of international trade along the way, all repeatedly named "impossible feats" by many figures, prominent and common.

Of course, ask him and he will remain quite humble about the whole thing.
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Postby Unilisia » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:34 pm

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Postby The BranRiech » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:36 pm

well during the Branriech revolution, our leader Gen.Oashgar led a heroic charge on a loyalist machine gun nest with his platoon and captured it with 67% casualties, and then the surviving platoon members turned the machine guns to bear on loyalist forces gaurding the presidential palace. their actions were regarded as the turning point in the battle for control of the capital city

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