War on Nader Land

by **Magical Potato** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:20 pm

I Magical Potato after enduring the insults of Nader Land I declare war on Nader Land!

by **Pork Paper** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:21 pm

...... I'm with Nader Land

by **Tofu Bacon** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:22 pm

.....

sadly I'm with Nader Land too.

by **Magical Potato** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:23 pm

Wait..... all of the people who have posted are Tofu Bacon or are puppets Tofu Bacon.... Including me.
This kind of pathethic

by **Crontor** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:24 pm

Check this out...

by **Nader Land** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:24 pm

If you want my money you can have it. If you want my land you can have it. Take whatever you want. And please help yourself to some ratroach stew.

by **The RatRoaches** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:26 pm

Ra Ra Ra Ra Kamooon Kablooohie balh Ra Ra (Translation: You declare war on great nader land we shall rip out your soul put them on sticks and walk around in our pajamas all night die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) :evil:

by **The RatRoaches** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:28 pm

RA MOOOO Blaaahmoooo Raaaagghhh KOmmmmieeeee RA RA RA RA RA BEEEEEEEHHHHHHHLLLLGG!!!!!!!!!! In a bucket! Translation:We shall send an army of 100 Ratroaches to wipe out your entire pathetic nation in one move. Be Scared!

by **Tofu Bacon** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:30 pm

Crontor wrote:Check this out...

Thanks man.
That was actually shocking useful.

by **Crontor** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:31 pm

Tofu Bacon wrote:
Crontor wrote:Check this out...

Thanks man.
That was actually shocking useful.

Your welcome, and there are many more guides like it.

by **Tofu Bacon** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:32 pm

So let's look at the numbers so far:
Six nations are involved but only three people are in this and 1 guy just wanted to let us know basic forum war rules.
:palm:

This is pathethic

by **Magical Potato** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:22 am

I send 10,000 miltia on 100 landing craft toward Nader Land. As they land they conquer the port city......... Man conquering Pacifists is easy. Now I set up martial law and for the heck of it. I gun down the police, town council and the mayor.

by **Tofu Bacon** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:33 am

At a meeting.
President: What do you mean my Idea for declaring war on Magical Potato was shot down in congress
Military Advisor: By five votes sir.
Diplomacy Advisor: Also it appears that the war was illegal due to the peace treaty we signed with them.
President: And how long does that last
Diplomacy Advisor: Until the goverment collaspes.... or 50 years. Whichever comes first.
President: Well then....... well we're out of this war.
Send a payment of 1000 tanks to Nader Land to help them out.

Several Days later
Military Advisor: Sir about those tanks you sent... they were intercepted by Magical Potato.... so that failed
Presidnet :palm:

I'm done with this.

by **Pork Paper** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:36 am

Actually due to the fact that in the constitution it is illegal for my nation to declare war unless attacked.... I'm not in the war. So to help Nader Land we shall provide moral support and occasionly show newcasts of your country's plight on the nightly news..... So good luck and to Magical Potato... Big Brother is watching youu >:(

by **Magical Potato** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:05 pm

General Rick Stevenson looks out at the conquered city as fortifications are built. Colonel Robinson walks up to him "Um sir"

General Rick: Yes Colonol
Colonol: Why are building these fortifacations if Nader Land has no army.
General Rick: Ratroaches
Colonol: Excuse me
General: We are building these fortifactions for when the 100 ratroaches attack.
Colonel: But they're just animals.
General: They're a genetic mutation between giant rats and cochroaches, they're extremly hard to kill and are ultra aggresive.
Colonel: THEY ARE ANIMALS
General: Yes.... But they can take tons of bullets. Now go back to making the burning river of oil that we put in front of the city.

by **Great Timania** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:53 pm

Wait we can have wars in this?? How??? :blink:

and to Joe and the Potato land thingy :hug:

by **MexSpain** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:01 pm

MexSpain will send 500,000 troops to help Nader land and 20,000 marines 100 aircraft, 5 ships 2,500 national guards men if needed and 150 tanks

by **Magical Potato** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:48 am

Great Timania wrote:Wait we can have wars in this?? How??? and to Joe and the Potato land thingy

Don't say my name on the internet. You deserve this :palm:

by **Magical Potato** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:48 am

MexSpain wrote:MexSpain will send 500,000 troops to help Nader land and 20,000 marines 100 aircraft, 5 ships 2,500 national guards men if needed and 150 tanks

Hey stay out of this

by **Nader Land** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:52 am

I just noticed all of this happened. You can keep the port if you like but i got no control of ratroaches.

by **The RatRoaches** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:55 am

RA RA RA RA KAMOOOOOOOOOOOO BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH ARGGGGGG RA RA RA RA RA RA MEEEAAAAAA BOOOOOF Translation: It is simple we have burned down your capital with the use of 5 ratroaches. Then we sent 2 ratroaches and destroyed all your troops in the port city. We also have 50 more ratroaches waiting to take over the rest of your puny country! :lol2:

by **The RatRoaches** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:59 am

Pork Paper wrote:Actually due to the fact that in the constitution it is illegal for my nation to declare war unless attacked.... I'm not in the war. So to help Nader Land we shall provide moral support and occasionly show newcasts of your country's plight on the nightly news..... So good luck and to Magical Potato... Big Brother is watching youu

RA RA RA RA RA RA Translation: I like wars so im declare war on you cause it smells nice

by **Port Nader** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:00 am

The RatRoaches wrote:RA RA RA RA KAMOOOOOOOOOOOO BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH ARGGGGGG RA RA RA RA RA RA MEEEAAAAAA BOOOOOF Translation: It is simple we have burned down your capital with the use of 5 ratroaches. Then we sent 2 ratroaches and destroyed all your troops in the port city. We also have 50 more ratroaches waiting to take over the rest of your puny country!

Quit godspamming. Also you all died when you ran into my river of burning oil

by **Pork Paper** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:01 am

The RatRoaches wrote:
Pork Paper wrote:Actually due to the fact that in the constitution it is illegal for my nation to declare war unless attacked.... I'm not in the war. So to help Nader Land we shall provide moral support and occasionly show newcasts of your country's plight on the nightly news..... So good luck and to Magical Potato... Big Brother is watching youu

RA RA RA RA RA RA Translation: I like wars so im declare war on you cause it smells nice

I decline the war so by the laws of nationstates you are unable to attack my country.

by **Magical Potato** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:50 am

I decide to quit why'll I'm ahead. (and before the ratroaches godspam again) I declare the war on Nader Land over.

I'm not giving back the port however :twisted:

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