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Tolsam
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Postby Tolsam » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:33 pm

Hossaim wrote:
Tolsam wrote:Yea, I read the title and I was like...was this for a world record or something? but no...just a fatass whos roomate and girlfriend obviously hate him....also, fig newtons are gross. for old people. I would go for some oreos tho...mostly cuz i'm baked as hell tho...

when i read the title i thought it was about someone on death row who was electrocuted for 2 years straight.

Yea, I could see they mix up. Fo Sho.
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Postby Maurepas » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:39 pm

God, that guy had a girlfriend? The guy who died fused to his chair got more than me? This is why I don't believe in a loving God, *shakes head* :p
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Postby Tolsam » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:42 pm

Maurepas wrote:God, that guy had a girlfriend? The guy who died fused to his chair got more than me? This is why I don't believe in a loving God, *shakes head* :p

I doubt he was gettin much besides food from her because his fat roll most likely covered his dick...
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Postby Maurepas » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:43 pm

Tolsam wrote:
Maurepas wrote:God, that guy had a girlfriend? The guy who died fused to his chair got more than me? This is why I don't believe in a loving God, *shakes head* :p

I doubt he was gettin much besides food from her because his fat roll most likely covered his dick...

Hmmm, good point.
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Postby Turvall » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:47 pm

Found some more News coverage on this.

WARNING There's pictures.....
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Postby Wilgrove » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:16 pm

Maurepas wrote:God, that guy had a girlfriend? The guy who died fused to his chair got more than me? This is why I don't believe in a loving God, *shakes head* :p


Think about it this way, just imagine what kind of girl would be attracted to a guy like that. Then you'll probably be glad you're not with her.
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:19 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nulono wrote:


Unbelievable, this man has a girlfriend and I don't

How is that unbelievable?
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Postby Hossaim » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:22 pm

Turvall wrote:Found some more News coverage on this.

WARNING There's pictures.....

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Postby Mushet » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:29 pm

Turvall wrote:Found some more News coverage on this.

WARNING There's pictures.....

Should've been Rickroll instead
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Postby Wilgrove » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:24 pm

Mushet wrote:
Turvall wrote:Found some more News coverage on this.

WARNING There's pictures.....

Should've been Rickroll instead


Rick Roll is too Mainstream. *nods*
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:25 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Mushet wrote:Should've been Rickroll instead


Rick Roll is too Mainstream. *nods*


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Postby Wilgrove » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:28 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Rick Roll is too Mainstream. *nods*


Is the Bingroll the new Rickroll?


Possibly.
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Postby The Atlantean Menace » Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:24 am

Damn you people, can't you see this man is not at fault? He had a glandular problem, like all other fat people. They're simply poor souls who have a medical condition which causes them to violate the second law of thermodynamics. IT CAN'T BE HELPED, YOU INSENSITIVE FOOLS!
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:22 am

Wamitoria wrote:How the FUCK does this guy have a girlfriend?


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Postby Baltenstein » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:06 am

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Postby Xarithis » Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:12 am

Baltenstein wrote:First thought:

World of Warcraft is bad for you.

First thought:

"How did he go to the bathroom?"

*Reads further*

"Oh."
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Postby Keronians » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:47 am

WTF?

He has a girlfriend? Who the hell is this woman?

Oh, and, um, we should focus on encouraging people to exercise to avoid such things.

Why did this woman stay with this freak for two years?
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Postby Delawaii » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:29 am

Keronians wrote:WTF?

He has a girlfriend? Who the hell is this woman?

Oh, and, um, we should focus on encouraging people to exercise to avoid such things.

Why did this woman stay with this freak for two years?

Well gee, there's two possible reasons.

A) the woman was abusing him. the article didn't say whether or not he had any sort of disability.
b) if someone's in that miserable a condition, it's possible she was no longer really attracted to him but stuck around to take care of him, though she couldn't/
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Postby Industrial Republics » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:35 am

Xarithis wrote:
Baltenstein wrote:First thought:

World of Warcraft is bad for you.

First thought:

"How did he go to the bathroom?"

*Reads further*

"Oh."


I wanna know why the girlfriend stuck with a man who soiled himself and didn't ever move...

..ever.
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Postby The Atlantean Menace » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:11 am

Industrial Republics wrote:
I wanna know why the girlfriend stuck with a man who soiled himself and didn't ever move...

..ever.


Maybe she was stuck to the couch?
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Postby Mushet » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:24 am

The Atlantean Menace wrote:Damn you people, can't you see this man is not at fault? He had a glandular problem, like all other fat people. They're simply poor souls who have a medical condition which causes them to violate the second law of thermodynamics. IT CAN'T BE HELPED, YOU INSENSITIVE FOOLS!

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Postby Rambhutan » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:25 am

Industrial Republics wrote:I wanna know why the girlfriend stuck with a man who soiled himself and didn't ever move...

..ever.


Perhaps she enjoyed watching him slowly die
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Postby Mushet » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:25 am

Wilgrove wrote:
Mushet wrote:Should've been Rickroll instead


Rick Roll is too Mainstream. *nods*

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Postby Cool Egg Sandwich » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:27 am

Wilgrove wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Is the Bingroll the new Rickroll?


Possibly.


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Postby The Atlantean Menace » Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:36 am

Rambhutan wrote:
Industrial Republics wrote:I wanna know why the girlfriend stuck with a man who soiled himself and didn't ever move...

..ever.


Perhaps she enjoyed watching him slowly die


Oh god, that made me physically shudder a little bit. I just imagined this fit, healthy, attractive woman standing there staring at this fat guy, with a look of supreme excitement on her face.
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