This place is evil we need to take it down a peg! I alone couldn't so I`m asking for help here in the forums! So I need help. NOW! oh I dont know how to start a war.
Then perhaps you may want to acquaint yourself with the rules of engagement. There are various stickies here that can provide you with a wealth of knowledge. In the mean time, I recommend not declaring war on anyone.
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