The Eternal Thread: OMG did I make one of these now?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Beerism is a crime against alcohol. You should take your discrimination elsewhere.

You enjoy Lager? I'll give you an honourable way out.....

Dark lagers can certainly be enjoyable...

[Old Erisia]

I drink Stout almost exclusivly if I get to choose which beer to drink.

Cannot stand Young's Double Chocolate Stout. It's like a lie in a glass.

[The Realm of God]

I drink Stout almost exclusivly if I get to choose which beer to drink.

Cannot stand Young's Double Chocolate Stout. It's like a lie in a glass.

I can't comment, never tried it.

[Noobubersland]

You enjoy Lager? I'll give you an honourable way out.....

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Dark lagers can certainly be enjoyable...

Meh, most Lagers around here are piss in a bottle

[The Realm of God]

Dark lagers can certainly be enjoyable...

Meh, most Lagers around here are piss in a bottle

See the picture on the last page?

[Jafas United]

Aren't all Finnish songs drinking songs?

As J&D already said, they're either about drinking or depression. And then you have the odd occasion when Finns to try to sing in English...

Anyway, here's a translation.

I drink everything. I drink all my life.
I drink my neighbour's booze .
I drink my wages. I drink my retirement.
My wife's inheritance I also drink.

I drink apartments. I drink forests.
I drink the land, I drink.
I drink my farming vehicles. I drink my horse.
Dogs and Cats. I drink lots and lots.

I drink. I drink. This boy drunks.
I drink. This boy drinks.
I want to swing like a crazy drunkard.

Hey Hey! Lets drink again!

I drink to a hangover and when I'm drunk I drink
And when I am sober I drink
I drink a little, I drink
And again, I drink

I drink in a major scale. I drink in a minor scale.
I drink in alcohol.
Until I deposit my account
And in the garage I drink

I drink. I drink. This boy drunks.
I drink. This boy drinks.
I want to swing like a crazy drunkard.

Hey Hey! Lets drink again!
Hey Hey! Lets drink again!

And if the Finnish lakes do not change to booze.
Then i'll realize,
You could fill Pelkosenniemi (a town in Finland) with the booze.
And you could drink to Vuotoksen (a river in Finland).

But still that would not get us far enough.
How about fill whole world with booze
And I could drink the whole world in a bottle.

I drink. I drink. This boy drunks.
I drink. This boy drinks.
I want to swing like a crazy drunkard.

Phew! That took a while!

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Cannot stand Young's Double Chocolate Stout. It's like a lie in a glass.

I can't comment, never tried it.

It looks of chocolate; it smells of chocolate; it tastes of... well, nothing, really. Maybe some malty sweetness here or there, but there isn't much.

Maybe if they named it Young's Triple Chocolate Stout, it'd taste better. Or maybe I got a bad batch from the tap. BeerAdvocate seems to say that I did.

[Noobubersland]

Meh, most Lagers around here are piss in a bottle

See the picture on the last page?

Ah, see it now. Exactly my sentiments

[Jerusalem and Damascus]

...Huh.

Is this what a perogie tastes like? It's delicious.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Oh, good - Karl Strauss released an amped-up version of Red Trolley that's an Imperial Red Ale.

Target. Acquired.

[Noobubersland]

Oh, good - Karl Strauss released an amped-up version of Red Trolley that's an Imperial Red Ale.

Target. Acquired.

[The Realm of God]

Oh, good - Karl Strauss released an amped-up version of Red Trolley that's an Imperial Red Ale.

Target. Acquired.

Have you tried Russian Imperial Stout.



This ones called Old Rasputin.

[Noobubersland]

Oh, good - Karl Strauss released an amped-up version of Red Trolley that's an Imperial Red Ale.

Target. Acquired.

Have you tried Russian Imperial Stout.



This ones called Old Rasputin.

Dear God yes....

[Noobubersland]

Ah, finally out of church, and all I got out of it was a peck on the cheek

[Ethel mermania]

Come join our alcohol party, I certainly could use a pint right about now.....

I'll drink to alcohol.

Maybe, Sleep gives up on you

I don't doubt it.

I think she gave me divorce papers last week.

Divorce papers ?!?
Sir, you are married, have a boy friend, and a girl friend?
You sir,
Are my hero.

[Jafas United]

Oh, good - Karl Strauss released an amped-up version of Red Trolley that's an Imperial Red Ale.

Target. Acquired.

Have you tried Russian Imperial Stout.

This ones called Old Rasputin.

I'm more of a liqueur and vodka person, but if i had to drink stout, it would be Mufloni.

I'm guessing you've never heard of it, eh?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Oh, good - Karl Strauss released an amped-up version of Red Trolley that's an Imperial Red Ale.

Target. Acquired.

Have you tried Russian Imperial Stout.



This ones called Old Rasputin.

I was actually about to mention that RIS is probably my 2nd least favorite style of beer, edging out the Beer Pong style by a wide margin.

I've tried Old Rasputin and Stone's 2011 RIS release (that I saved in a fridge for 6 months), and I think one more (that I can't remember), but the taste is just too funky to me. Something about all the malts and hops at once... maybe my brain just needs more time to get accustomed. Or it's just getting overloaded.

[Immoren]

I drink Stout almost exclusivly if I get to choose which beer to drink.

Cannot stand Young's Double Chocolate Stout. It's like a lie in a glass.

You lie.

[The Realm of God]

Have you tried Russian Imperial Stout.



This ones called Old Rasputin.

Dear God yes....

It's London Porter that which was aged and fortified with honey, it was then exported and sold to the Tsar's. They prefered it to Vodka. It has a pleasent honey after taste.

[Coffee Cakes]

I'll drink to alcohol.



I don't doubt it.

I think she gave me divorce papers last week.

Divorce papers ?!?
Sir, you are married, have a boy friend, and a girl friend?
You sir,
Are my hero.

I wish sometimes.

[The Realm of God]

Ah, finally out of church, and all I got out of it was a peck on the cheek

You are disapoint???

I am incredibly amused that we where having a conversation about beer while yoy where in church. (In the UK church is slang for a pub)

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Another beer that I'm going to have to try at some point: Trappistes Rochefort 8. And possibly 6.

10 is just... crazy, from what I remember. So much malt and licorice.

[Coffee Cakes]

Ah, finally out of church, and all I got out of it was a peck on the cheek

Should've gotten a fluffle for it.

[Coffee Cakes]

Another beer that I'm going to have to try at some point: Trappistes Rochefort 8. And possibly 6.

10 is just... crazy, from what I remember. So much malt and licorice.

Drunkard.

[Ethel mermania]

Ah, finally out of church, and all I got out of it was a peck on the cheek

Should've gotten a fluffle for it.

I would prefer a fluffer.