Here you will have the opportunity to enter into one of the most prestigious competitions, judge (and mercilessly mock) the entrants and potentially, win the grand prize of a year's supply of spray cheese and an assortment of used men's underwear (skid marks included!). Thats right, this is a contest open only to the worst of the worst, so if you think you might have some small talent for singing, if anyone has ever said that they enjoyed your singing this contest is NOT for you. Stick around, grab a $10 bag of popcorn and feel free to cast your vote, but don't bother recording anything. This is only for the worst of the worst, so lets get down to business!
Contest Rules
The contest will be open for seven days from the time of this post to allow anyone who wants to join in to post a link to them singing something badly, or until we get ten entrants of suitable quality. The next day I'll put up a poll to decide who is the worst, whoever has the most votes at the end of a week is the the 'winner' of this contest and will receive a crate full of my possessions, a near-empty bottle of Popov Vodka and a muffin of my own design.
Entrants and Links to Their 'singing'
Lacky sodomizing a perfectly good song: "Nobody knows You When You're Down and Out"
Individuality-ness killing the first verse of Enrico Fermi High, from Zombie Prom.
Coffee Cakes singing way too softly(you better crank this shit up) Some song about cowboys and stuff.
Meryuma performing (if you can call it that) "Song Against Sex" by Neutral Milk Hotel
The Republic of Lanos attempting In The Air Tonight: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rgLqI5PNxZ
*Nationstates, Lackadaisical2, Maxx "Big Daddy" Barry, their subsidiaries, parent companies and affiliates take no responsibility for any damage sustain by your eardrum, explosions of any equipment used while viewing this thread or sampling the so-called singing featured within it. This thread is known by the State of California to cause cancer.
My death metal vocals are poor at best.
