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by Mapletish » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:48 pm
by Cyborg Holland » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:33 am
by Cambazooty » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:14 am
ËB: ... And that's that, ladies and gentlemen. Jeru FC three; Cambazooty nil. Still have anything to say about a Comets victory, Jaime?
JB: That goal should never have been disallowed. Keke beat the keeper and-
GH: *snicker* Don't use that word, Baartmans! We have housewives tuning in to our show too.
JB: What are you trying to imply here?
GH: Nothing. Just that we lost to a bunch of girls!
ËB: To be fair, the national team were facing Jeru FC. The chances of them beating such a highly talented squad were next to nothing, and even less since they were playing away.
JB: But we should have had that goal. Keke was not offside. Never offside, even.
GH: Well, before you start frothing in the mouth, we should talk about the goals that were allowed.
ËB: Oh, right. Amy Brown kicked off the match by scoring a chip shot barely a minute in while Leigh Brighton scored a brace receiving crosses from Bryci Cake.
JB: You'll notice that those lasers were distracting Chino when all three goals were being tapped in.
GH: Naw, mate. I'm pretty sure he was distracted by the sexy.
ËB: *chuckle*
JB: Ha ha, very funny.
GH: No, I'm serious! If those lasers were really messing with his focus, he'd be having epilepsies for the whole match! We all watched it and he was on his legs for the whole ninety minutes with that lovestruck look plastered on his face.
JB: So you're saying we lost because we were playing against women, is it?
GH: You have to admit, they were very pretty women.
ËB: Settle down, gentlemen! Cambazooty is not the kind of nation that will blame such miniscule excuses for their undoings, and the national team losing is all that really matters in the end. Now, we have a match at home to look forward to: Cambazooty against Saint-Germaine at the Astrus Nationalstadion!
JB: We should be able to take this one. Saint-Germaine haven't shown their full potential yet, and I reckon the Comets would take advantage of that.
GH: We'll score six goals unreplied.
ËB: Wow, even after the loss, Cambazooty is expected to come back with a thrashing! Well, that's all the time we have for you today; Stay tuned for Martina Diederich's Updates on RadioSportler.
by Ko-oren » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:23 am
Match Stats:
0 Goals 2
1 Shots on Target 5
4 Shots total 9
1 Yellow Cards 2
0 Red Cards 0
41% Possession 59%
by Phoenigetuzstha » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:33 am
- Group 9 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Legalese 2 2 0 0 5 1 +4 6
2 Qazox 2 2 0 0 7 4 +3 6
3 Cotdelapoms 2 2 0 0 4 1 +3 6
4 Phoenigetuzstha 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
5 Ishaanabad 2 0 1 1 0 1 −1 1
6 Isointania 2 0 1 1 2 4 −2 1
7 Arcquest 2 0 0 2 3 5 −2 0
8 Starblaydia 2 0 0 2 1 6 −5 0
by Free South Califas » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:47 am
(NR) Corderock 2-3 Free South Califas (NR)
Manager: Ralf Huber (1-1), Bakersfield HB
0' Corderock (entire team)
28' FSC #6 HB Godvin Nes (1). Assist: #5 RB Ernsta Heimdal (1).
42' Corderock (mystery shooter)
43' FSC #8 LS Marten Robertsen (1). Assist: #5 RB Ernsta Heimdal (2).
45' FSC out: #9 CF Flavio Filippa. in: #45 HB Rufus Goldman.
61' Corderock (mystery shooter)
61' FSC out: #3 CB Falerina Jomphe. in: #23 AM Hamrah Anzalichi.
69' FSC #10 CF Bela Ceh (1). Assist: #23 AM Hamrah Anzalichi (1).
70' FSC out: #11 RS Chidiebele Guttman. In: #68 WB Frida Rubaiyat.
by The Icemark » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:02 am
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by Vilita » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:01 am
:: Goalscorers :: :: 85' Yves Gadois | :: Goalscorers :: :: 28' Huge, Giant Bird :: 74' The Same, Huge, Giant Bird |
:: Best Player: Retiso Buran :: Worst Player: Nycflala Kater :: Shots on Target: 2 :: Corner Kicks: 0 | :: Best Player: The Bird! :: Worst Player: None :: Shots on Target: 0 :: Corner Kicks: 0 |
by Darmen » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:13 am
by Earent » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:18 am
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Evaluations--Addendum
Player: Aylkee, Sharnis
Perception: Low?
Presence: Erraticly low
Physical compatibility: Low-medium
Youth team evaluations (Atteregav Numa): A quiet player but can easily get upset when she makes mistakes. Physically we're getting readings from her on the nidj tests but subjectively she claims not to pick up on any of the stimuli, or her teammates.
Recommendation: At this rate will not be able to gel as part of a larger midfield unit. Yes, she's small, but we have nothing to lose trying her in goal...
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