When did you choose to be straight?

[The Aryan Nations]

Thoroughly, yes, but quickly? =P

I'm more used to writing several thousand word-long journal papers/book chapters with extensive in-text citations and massive bibliographies.

By my standards, that was brevity incarnate.

are you a wizard?

[Danbershan]

Right...so where did the other wimmin come from?
Since they're not named one can only assume then that Cain and Abel had to reproduce with the only woman around.

You do the math.

You are wrong.

There were people created by other gods, such as Lilith. For crying out loud, there was a enough people to make a city in the land of Nod, where Cain got sent to for killing Abel.

"and the daughters of men bred with the Sons of God" something along those lines is in there. I'm thinking a Son of God is a human created by God. Also, good old A&E had thirty-two children, about fifteen of them women.

[The Aryan Nations]

You are wrong.

There were people created by other gods, such as Lilith. For crying out loud, there was a enough people to make a city in the land of Nod, where Cain got sent to for killing Abel.

"and the daughters of men bred with the Sons of God" something along those lines is in there. I'm thinking a Son of God is a human created by God. Also, good old A&E had thirty-two children, about fifteen of them women.

didnt they get sent to hell or something similar for that?

[Danbershan]

"and the daughters of men bred with the Sons of God" something along those lines is in there. I'm thinking a Son of God is a human created by God. Also, good old A&E had thirty-two children, about fifteen of them women.

didnt they get sent to hell or something similar for that?

Who now? :/

[Grenartia]

No, that's citing the bible, actually, but fine.

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Its still not using the Bible as a source. And I know what passage says homosexuality is an abomination thank you very much.

Though its been interpreted to be referring to homosexual acts in a woman's bed as being an abomination.

Noah and lots?

think about this.

Adam and Eve had two sons. there were no other humans.

I was going to say that there's some implied incest, yes. But then all of a sudden, in the time of Cain and Abel, there suddenly are bunches of people, if I remember aright.

Especially after the murder, that comes into play. Cain seems worried about being forced to wander the earth with the mark, which he fears will make him a target. From who?

I chose to be straight when I looked at a woman and thought yes i'd like some of that in bed please but had the exact opposite reaction to men

No, that's recognizing that you are straight.
Choosing to be straight would involve thinking about it. Someone here has a quote in their signature from the last time I mentioned this. It's not a

, just a Tlaceceyaya said this: "What I said".

Choosing to be straight involves the following thought process.

"Hmm...I seem to be sexually aroused around other people. Most people go for the opposite sex, so I think I'll only be attracted to them."

[Danbershan]

There's a little incest, Noah's daughters and Lot's, I think, but not a lot. A good many people do get murdered, though.

Noah and lots?

think about this.

Adam and Eve had two sons. there were no other humans.

No. That's not true. In the Bible, they have thirty-two children.

[Raeyh]

Noah and lots?

think about this.

Adam and Eve had two sons. there were no other humans.

No. That's not true. In the Bible, they have thirty-two children.

The only one I know about offhand is Seth.

[Danbershan]

No. That's not true. In the Bible, they have thirty-two children.

The only one I know about offhand is Seth.

Seth, Cain and Abel are the only well-known ones. However, they had fifteen daughters, and fourteen sons in addition to those three.

[Straight From Above]

The only one I know about offhand is Seth.

Seth, Cain and Abel are the only well-known ones. However, they had fifteen daughters, and fourteen sons in addition to those three.

Right. I remember the episode where Anora broke Marsheya's nose with a football.

[Mike the Progressive]

I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

[Straight From Above]

I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

She's not free, but she's available.

Mars: Its like Tijuana but with better air.

[Condunum]

Yes I have, you clearly arent paying attention. Again that thread contains my opinion and this thread is on why people choose to be straight/gay not on gay marrige.

OK, post your "legitimate reason" why homosexual marriage is wrong.

You have more chance of me saying "I love god!" than of him reposting his answers. USSR is a firm believer in "Look it up, I already said it once," like many posters here do.

[Condunum]

I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

I loved that movie. And that woman was unmotorboatable. It's saddening.

[Salandriagado]

Its still not using the Bible as a source. And I know what passage says homosexuality is an abomination thank you very much.

Though its been interpreted to be referring to homosexual acts in a woman's bed as being an abomination.

That's not an interpretation - it's a word-for word quote from the original.

[Mike the Progressive]

I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

I loved that movie. And that woman was unmotorboatable. It's saddening.

I refuse to believe that! Where there's a will, sir, there is a way!

[Condunum]

I loved that movie. And that woman was unmotorboatable. It's saddening.

I refuse to believe that! Where there's a will, sir, there is a way!

I guess you could kinda go under the one in the middle and... I'll stop there.

[Cedarwood River]

I could choose to act straight, but it would be unhealthy for me.

Acting straight.

[Bafuria]

When I discovered that I thought women were sexy but not men.

[Neutraligon]

I know, huh? Christians seem to miss the fact that the Old Testament has as one of its themes the wonderfulness of Yahweh as compared to every other god. Those others are important to the story, because without them, who would Yahweh have to dis?

There's always Satan.

Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Also, I didn't

[Straight From Above]

I refuse to believe that! Where there's a will, sir, there is a way!

I guess you could kinda go under the one in the middle and... I'll stop there.

We can't just have a-symmetric motorboating?

Or one set of cleavage, then the other?

Or maybe collaborate with a friend. Harmonize.

See if you can do "Dueling Motorboats" on the Mars mutant hooker's boobage.

[Mike the Progressive]

There's always Satan.

Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

[Neutraligon]

Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

Doesn't sound that interesting...

[Straight From Above]

Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

...and a production assistant at Paramount composes a text to his boss..

...and the Seventh Seal is broken.

[Mike the Progressive]

Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

Doesn't sound that interesting...

So you would favor making a sequel?

[Duck Duck Evolution]

I don't think I ever- did...